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A pair of adult industry personalities who also happen to like games are set to combine their interests with a site offering topless game review videos and walkthroughs. Pwned By Girls (probably NSFW), according to Escapist, features Alana Evans and Misti Dawn, and its launch is apparently timed to coincide with Gears of War 3. …

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I for one welcome our new topless overlords

My IT angleis just fine thank ou !

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You've got the pr0n name for it

If ever there was a name to fit right into a site such as that, Long John Brass would definitely be it.

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if you expect a rash...

then you should take precautions ;)

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Road Rash?

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Crying shame there's no Road Rash for the current gen consoles

Look what it could've been like: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1Q5xuF1kuo

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Mind you.....

"We do, however, expect a rash of stories with headlines like “Teen dies after 48-hour non-stop gaming session” some time soon."

I'd probably die after a 48-hour *cough*gaming session*cough* as well, not to mention the wrist cramps.....

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Spew

Are these ladies seriously a turn-on for any of the guys out there? One of them looks about 50, and the other is a tattooed freak.

Fine if either of these things floats your boat I suppose, but I for one can report that both my hands will remain gripped firmly to the console controller, rather than being tempted to wander...

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I happen to like tattooed freaks thankyouverymuch :P

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They do seem to be trying to push some very particular buttons, that's for sure. and they both look to be something of a cliche.

It all makes me wonder if the game is any good.

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They know there audience well...

Pale, desperate teenage boys.

Should be a health and safety notice about going blind.....

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re: Spew

Aye, I do try to draw the line at women who have more tattoos than a navvy.

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re: re: Spew

A navvy? Jeez, that one's got more tat's than the Navy. *brrrrr*

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I'd buy that for a dollar! Fnaaar!

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T&C's

If they keep the language on the game chat safe, then whatever they stream via another service should be fine.

Not sure about Sony T&C's however.

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Was Kelvin Mackenzie behind this?

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Who are the tits and who is pwnd?

So, for a game review people are off to a site with semi-nekkid wimmin?

It shows how easy it is to get the idiots to visit any site with the promise of a pair of tits when two minutes earlier they'd have been over at 4Chan.

Fucking mugs! Is there some form of computing Darwin award?

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"So, for a game review people are off to a site with semi-nekkid wimmin?"

Erm, no. They're off to a site with semi-nekkid women to see semi-nekkid women. I dare say the fact that they're into gaming and are reviewing games is a bonus for some, making their fantasies easier to imagine.

Lest we forget, this is pretty much what the web was designed for whatever Sir Tim would have us believe.

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Great as if gamers didn't have a bad enough reputation already!

Most of us are labelled as pasty socially reclusive types as it is, this won't help that one little bit.

I would imagine they need some very firm T+C's on age restricted content etc or they could find themselves in a very sticky situation!

Puns? what puns.....

AC to avoid being pwnd!

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T&C for T&A?

title

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or C&A

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Tits or...

Tits or GTF ... Oh, nevermind.

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urgh

Looks like they spent a whole 99 cents on website design.

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Blonde one looks a bit too much like Michael Schumacher for my liking.

Wouldn't want to see her in "pole position"...

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