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A page created on Facebook called 'Jesus Daily' is proving very popular among people interested in a little heavenly intervention during their social network fix. In fact, the number of 'Likes', comments and 'Shares' for Jesus Daily have surpassed even heavyfringedboywonderthing Justin Bieber's Page in the past three months, …

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Paris Hilton

Guardian angels?

The one who drop your passwords all over the place?

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FAIL

Which just goes to show, people are sheep

BAAAaaaa.

That's all I have

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A perfect match

All Religion should be on FaceBook, and only on FB.

We could then simply avoid both (at the same time) and all live full and content lives.

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MJI
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Rather get rid of Beeber (sp)

Irritating little squirt.

But the looters love him!

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Real name policy?

I'd be interested to see the registration details for Gods FB account - not just real name, but age (could throw cosmology into a bit of a spin), gender and status could start/finish a few wars, too.

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Happy

Show me yours first

Actually I was quite happy with writing stuff down on stone tablets, but one has to move with the times and all that.

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Trollface

Jehova

well I got you started with the name. We could say time began with the earth (as we measure age in earths cycles around the sun) so the bible says something like 12k years? and Radio 1 says there are people without a gender set so that works too.

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Devil

@Show me yours first

Hey, I thought you were supposed to know it all already!

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That's strange

I used to be "God", but now I'm "God 1". What happened there El Reg?

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Meh.

People often have *hundreds* of imaginary friends on facebook, what difference does one more make?

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Why that word?

Do you think you could stop using the word "bitchslaps" on every possible occasion? You seem to have forgotten what it means.

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Well said

Upvote this comment +10.

Every time I see this being used on The Reg it pisses me off. Perhaps the sub-editors (assuming they exist) could sometimes use some alternative words that are also used to describe domestic violence.

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Re: Well said

Pratbox? Doofus-smack? Assclout, bastardbash , cretincuff, nitwit-percuss (doesn't scan so well)... Foolspank? Foolspank is nice. Besides, ever since Zuckerberg printed his business cards, imho bitchslap has packed a bigger punch. Any other suggestions?

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Mushroom

I am proud of my ignorance of facebook

.. but I vaguely recall there was something about a wall in there

any chance we could nail him to it ?

any or all of them, for that matter.

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Paris Hilton

Right...that's it....

I'm off the create Jesus Hourly ...let's see how he likes dem apples!

Paris..coz there are more pages dedicated to worshiping her on the internet ;)

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Jesus is with us already

Didn't he just retire from his commanding post in Heaven-on-Earth last week? In fact, to judge by the media coverage his withdrawal got, I'd say that he's bigger than John Lennon [1] now.

[1] Now, now, before I get flames from angry Beatles' fans, I know that JL died for our sins.

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Joke

Don't you mean John Cleese

He died, on stage and in MontyP sketches many times, unlike that other guy with the same initials.

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Joke

the comic messiah!

and I should know, I've followed a few!

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I googled a bit

I still don't know who the f* Mario Teguh is.

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Missing Facebook Functionality

I always thought that as well as "Add as friend" there should be an "Add as mortal(or immortal) enemy" button.

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The Beatles?

Maybe the Beatles should get a facebook page and see if John was right.

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Even Christians don't understand the bible.

Some people need to read a little passage about graven images.

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Justin B cannot die...

... he's everywhere - or at least one guy has suddenly found him all over all of his clip art:

http://www.happyplace.com/3701/guy-photoshops-justin-bieber-face-into-coworkers-entire-stock-photo-library

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Anonymous Coward

void();

I can understand that some confused christian preacher, worshipped by millions, with brown hair (that in reality probably isnt even brown), is on millions of 'Likes'....

..but what I can't understand is why Jesus Christ would also get so many Likes?

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Joke

Because ....

He gets very cross when you don't "like" him -

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Devil

Aha! Now we have proof!!!!

That Justin Bieber is the Anti-Christ!!

Let the ultimate battle of the bands begin on the plain of Megiddo!!! It will be Justin B./Ozzy Osbourne/Black Sabbath/Marilyn Manson vs. Amy Grant/Sara Evans/Jesus's Jam Band battling for ultimate pop-cultural dominance!!

Rumor has it that Katy Perry's set will decide the fate of the world......

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Joke

How DARE you...

...put legends like Ozzy Osbourne, Black Sabbath and Marilyn Manson in with that pissant little manufactured boy-band twerp! Now go and wash your mouth out with soap! No, make that caustic soda! Bad Marketing Hack! Bad!

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