Are women so hard to find there?
The grandmother of an Ohio man with a serious penchant for plastic has suggested her grandson needs urgent help after he was cuffed earlier this week for engaging in "sexual activity" with a pink inflatable swimming pool raft. Edwin Charles Tobergta, 32, had already been arrested five times on public indecency charges when cops …
Are women so hard to find there?
Our pervs just happen to be more creative!
... have you SEEN the "women" in Ohio?
Picnic tables and plastic rafts start to look pretty good in comparison.
At least they look better than the "women" from Michigan!
Maybe the raft seduced him.
Maybe he was just over-bored....
So I guess he probably intended to lilo for a while....
The poor chap is certainly suffering from some kind of deficit but I doubt that it is a lack of attention at the moment.
Damn, you beat me to it :)
I hate nothing more than seeing what is a pretty tough condition being cited as an excuse for being a dick. ADD is real and it's pretty hard to get people to understand it without it being mentioned as reason to shag inflatable boats.
an Attention Surfeit Disorder then ;o)
Perhaps he has a condition called iRIP DD..
Inflatable Rubberized item protein deficiency disorder.
My guess is he is an Aspie - Asperger's Syndrome; essentially a high functioning Autistic
Both are very common and normal. He just has a problem with not knowing when it's appropriate to beat the meat.
Weirdo + fetish for plastic = inflatable sex doll reviewer
That way he gets to live his fantasy in private with a different "girl" every time..
Mine's the plastic mac, thanks...
There was certainly no deficit in his attentions towards the pink pool plaything.
bit late for that...
And only say that you'll be mine
In no other's arms entwine
But you can't - you're a lilo
Down by the banks of the Ohio!
I had similar thoughts, but you beat me to it.
I now feel quite deflated.
Inflating an airbed does not count as a "blowjob".
(Gotta be the gimp mask for this one!)
What if it develops a leak and goes down on him?
When I went to the linked story, I got an overlaid advert for Morris Home Furnishings
* All Furniture * All Matresses * All Leather
Now, that's just asking for trouble!
...she was an air bed.
I asked her name and in a dark brown voice she said
Or it didn't happen!
Paris-because she also loves plastic!
akshully, based on the 'related stories' section, the real formula is 'X cuffed for shagging X'.
Actually it's 'X cuffed for Shagging Y'. Well, except for that story about a man and his trampoline.
but I don't go around humping pool toys or picnic tables. I take offense at this man's grandmother using ADD as an excuse.
I'm sure you're very aware then that ADD covers a multitude of symptoms, not least one of which is impulsive/erratic decisions and irresponsible behaviours?
Maybe he's just mistaken a puffed-up piece of pink plastic for some Hollywood actress.
Demented Are Go! wrote this guys theme song. http://youtu.be/O_P22PvfKg8
Buy your own fucking inflatables!
The one with the bottle of silicone tyre shine....
He just confused "poontang" with "pontoon", is all.
... this story will be blown out of all proportion.
Except that it appears they really love their home furnishings in Ohio.
...he gets a nice long stretch.
what ever floats his boat
unless the inflatable didn't give consent or was underage
but is it the fornication or the Ohio-man aspect which attracts you the more ? Or is the Reg trying to usurp the Smoking Gun's privileged position on the web ?...
everybody knows that raft was a whore. Raise your hand if you didn't sleep with that raft...