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The grandmother of an Ohio man with a serious penchant for plastic has suggested her grandson needs urgent help after he was cuffed earlier this week for engaging in "sexual activity" with a pink inflatable swimming pool raft. Edwin Charles Tobergta, 32, had already been arrested five times on public indecency charges when cops …

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Trollface

Ohio

Are women so hard to find there?

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No, they're not

Our pervs just happen to be more creative!

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Trollface

No, but...

... have you SEEN the "women" in Ohio?

Picnic tables and plastic rafts start to look pretty good in comparison.

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WTF?

@figgus

At least they look better than the "women" from Michigan!

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Angel

Ohio

Maybe the raft seduced him.

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Happy

ah come on...

Maybe he was just over-bored....

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Coat

He ran from the cops.

So I guess he probably intended to lilo for a while....

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WTF?

...........suffering from Attention Deficit Disorder.............

The poor chap is certainly suffering from some kind of deficit but I doubt that it is a lack of attention at the moment.

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Sir

Damn, you beat me to it :)

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Unhappy

As a long time ADD suferrer

I hate nothing more than seeing what is a pretty tough condition being cited as an excuse for being a dick. ADD is real and it's pretty hard to get people to understand it without it being mentioned as reason to shag inflatable boats.

Enough already!

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That'll be

an Attention Surfeit Disorder then ;o)

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Sir

Perhaps he has a condition called iRIP DD..

Inflatable Rubberized item protein deficiency disorder.

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Unhappy

My guess is he is an Aspie - Asperger's Syndrome

My guess is he is an Aspie - Asperger's Syndrome; essentially a high functioning Autistic

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Neither ADD nor autism are an excuse

Both are very common and normal. He just has a problem with not knowing when it's appropriate to beat the meat.

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Go

Solution

Weirdo + fetish for plastic = inflatable sex doll reviewer

That way he gets to live his fantasy in private with a different "girl" every time..

Solved!

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Anonymous Coward

Insert object?

Fnaaaaaaar.

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Coat

Whatever floats your boat!

Mine's the plastic mac, thanks...

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Well ...

There was certainly no deficit in his attentions towards the pink pool plaything.

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shouted at him to knock it off

bit late for that...

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Joke

With apologies to Olivia Newton-John

And only say that you'll be mine

In no other's arms entwine

But you can't - you're a lilo

Down by the banks of the Ohio!

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Bravo that man

I had similar thoughts, but you beat me to it.

I now feel quite deflated.

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Gimp

Error in comprehension

Inflating an airbed does not count as a "blowjob".

(Gotta be the gimp mask for this one!)

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Mushroom

Re: Error in comprehension

What if it develops a leak and goes down on him?

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Go

begging for it

When I went to the linked story, I got an overlaid advert for Morris Home Furnishings

* All Furniture * All Matresses * All Leather

Now, that's just asking for trouble!

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Coat

Her name was Lilo...

...she was an air bed.

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Alternatively

I asked her name and in a dark brown voice she said

Lilo.

L-I-L-O Lilo.

Li-li-li-li-lilo...

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Paris Hilton

Playmobil...

Or it didn't happen!

Paris-because she also loves plastic!

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Holmes

This song has no title just words and a tune

akshully, based on the 'related stories' section, the real formula is 'X cuffed for shagging X'.

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Headmaster

Akshull...

Actually it's 'X cuffed for Shagging Y'. Well, except for that story about a man and his trampoline.

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I live in Ohio and have ADD

but I don't go around humping pool toys or picnic tables. I take offense at this man's grandmother using ADD as an excuse.

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Good for you

I'm sure you're very aware then that ADD covers a multitude of symptoms, not least one of which is impulsive/erratic decisions and irresponsible behaviours?

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IT Angle

Pink Plastic

Maybe he's just mistaken a puffed-up piece of pink plastic for some Hollywood actress.

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Coat

Based upon whom?

Lilo Ferrari?

IGMC

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Rubber Buccaneer

Demented Are Go! wrote this guys theme song. http://youtu.be/O_P22PvfKg8

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Coat

Five words for the defendant:

Buy your own fucking inflatables!

The one with the bottle of silicone tyre shine....

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Confused

He just confused "poontang" with "pontoon", is all.

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You have to feel sorry for him...

... this story will be blown out of all proportion.

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Coat

I have nothing to say

Except that it appears they really love their home furnishings in Ohio.

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Headmaster

I hope...

...he gets a nice long stretch.

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Happy

whatever

what ever floats his boat

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Paris Hilton

I don't see the problem

unless the inflatable didn't give consent or was underage

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IT Angle

Lester, not to get personal,

but is it the fornication or the Ohio-man aspect which attracts you the more ? Or is the Reg trying to usurp the Smoking Gun's privileged position on the web ?...

Henri

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Pirate

He needs to clear the air here...

everybody knows that raft was a whore. Raise your hand if you didn't sleep with that raft...

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