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Ohio man cuffed for shagging inflatable pool raft

The grandmother of an Ohio man with a serious penchant for plastic has suggested her grandson needs urgent help after he was cuffed earlier this week for engaging in "sexual activity" with a pink inflatable swimming pool raft. Edwin Charles Tobergta, 32, had already been arrested five times on public indecency charges when cops …

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Trollface

Ohio

Are women so hard to find there?

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No, they're not

Our pervs just happen to be more creative!

Trollface

No, but...

... have you SEEN the "women" in Ohio?

Picnic tables and plastic rafts start to look pretty good in comparison.

WTF?

@figgus

At least they look better than the "women" from Michigan!

Angel

Ohio

Maybe the raft seduced him.

Happy

ah come on...

Maybe he was just over-bored....

Coat

He ran from the cops.

So I guess he probably intended to lilo for a while....

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WTF?

...........suffering from Attention Deficit Disorder.............

The poor chap is certainly suffering from some kind of deficit but I doubt that it is a lack of attention at the moment.

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Sir

Damn, you beat me to it :)

Unhappy

As a long time ADD suferrer

I hate nothing more than seeing what is a pretty tough condition being cited as an excuse for being a dick. ADD is real and it's pretty hard to get people to understand it without it being mentioned as reason to shag inflatable boats.

Enough already!

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That'll be

an Attention Surfeit Disorder then ;o)

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Sir

Perhaps he has a condition called iRIP DD..

Inflatable Rubberized item protein deficiency disorder.

Unhappy

My guess is he is an Aspie - Asperger's Syndrome

My guess is he is an Aspie - Asperger's Syndrome; essentially a high functioning Autistic

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Neither ADD nor autism are an excuse

Both are very common and normal. He just has a problem with not knowing when it's appropriate to beat the meat.

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Go

Solution

Weirdo + fetish for plastic = inflatable sex doll reviewer

That way he gets to live his fantasy in private with a different "girl" every time..

Solved!

Anonymous Coward

Insert object?

Fnaaaaaaar.

Coat

Whatever floats your boat!

Mine's the plastic mac, thanks...

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Well ...

There was certainly no deficit in his attentions towards the pink pool plaything.

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shouted at him to knock it off

bit late for that...

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Joke

With apologies to Olivia Newton-John

And only say that you'll be mine

In no other's arms entwine

But you can't - you're a lilo

Down by the banks of the Ohio!

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Bravo that man

I had similar thoughts, but you beat me to it.

I now feel quite deflated.

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Gimp

Error in comprehension

Inflating an airbed does not count as a "blowjob".

(Gotta be the gimp mask for this one!)

Mushroom

Re: Error in comprehension

What if it develops a leak and goes down on him?

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Go

begging for it

When I went to the linked story, I got an overlaid advert for Morris Home Furnishings

* All Furniture * All Matresses * All Leather

Now, that's just asking for trouble!

Coat

Her name was Lilo...

...she was an air bed.

Alternatively

I asked her name and in a dark brown voice she said

Lilo.

L-I-L-O Lilo.

Li-li-li-li-lilo...

Paris Hilton

Playmobil...

Or it didn't happen!

Paris-because she also loves plastic!

Holmes

This song has no title just words and a tune

akshully, based on the 'related stories' section, the real formula is 'X cuffed for shagging X'.

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Headmaster

Akshull...

Actually it's 'X cuffed for Shagging Y'. Well, except for that story about a man and his trampoline.

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I live in Ohio and have ADD

but I don't go around humping pool toys or picnic tables. I take offense at this man's grandmother using ADD as an excuse.

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Good for you

I'm sure you're very aware then that ADD covers a multitude of symptoms, not least one of which is impulsive/erratic decisions and irresponsible behaviours?

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IT Angle

Pink Plastic

Maybe he's just mistaken a puffed-up piece of pink plastic for some Hollywood actress.

Coat

Based upon whom?

Lilo Ferrari?

IGMC

Rubber Buccaneer

Demented Are Go! wrote this guys theme song. http://youtu.be/O_P22PvfKg8

Coat

Five words for the defendant:

Buy your own fucking inflatables!

The one with the bottle of silicone tyre shine....

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Confused

He just confused "poontang" with "pontoon", is all.

You have to feel sorry for him...

... this story will be blown out of all proportion.

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Coat

I have nothing to say

Except that it appears they really love their home furnishings in Ohio.

Headmaster

I hope...

...he gets a nice long stretch.

Happy

whatever

what ever floats his boat

Paris Hilton

I don't see the problem

unless the inflatable didn't give consent or was underage

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IT Angle

Lester, not to get personal,

but is it the fornication or the Ohio-man aspect which attracts you the more ? Or is the Reg trying to usurp the Smoking Gun's privileged position on the web ?...

Henri

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Pirate

He needs to clear the air here...

everybody knows that raft was a whore. Raise your hand if you didn't sleep with that raft...

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