$600 to play angry birds?
So YOU haven't paid more, I think my argument holds weight still... In apples closed environment you HAVE to buy accessories from them, and that's where they really SUCK, especially if you need a simple dock, or to get pictures off an SD card, or just replace the single proprietary usb Cable it comes with. ($87 for just those 3 accessories)
BTW what do carry this around in? Nothing, just loose in your backpack or pocket? or did you forget the $39 you paid for the case already?
Want/need to do M$ office apps?) an extra $149 (My old Pre phone does this BTW for $0
Want a keyboard (not even wireless mind you) another $49 ($99 for one that folds and can actually go with you)
Want to plug into HDMI TV another $35, need VGA too, that an extra $29, and another $39 if you need component too (though to be fair just one of these should suffice for most people)
Want a simple case to keep you pretty fondleslab from scratches simple rubber cover $39 ($69 in leather) The dumb sleeve is still $34 and fancier cases (like hard plastic shell) can go upwards of $130
Simple AC power plug another $29 ($24 for car charger though :-)
Oh and worse:
a simple SD card adapter to get your pics on the damned device another $29
A plastic dock to hold the thing upright $29 (or $19 for just two plastic feet that picture frames come free with)
and $29 for a replacement USB cable
$50 was the cheapest speakers I could find, and I doubt their sound quality.. its more like $300 to get ones that would sound decent
Ever travel?... $39 for the power adapters
So I would say MS Office* (you do want to be able to edit a .doc file at some point right?) a replacement "USB" cable, a simple "smart" cover and dock, an adapter to plug into a TV and to get pictures from your camera (all things they show BTW on the commercials) you would end up at more like $750 or so (with minimal feature most people would expect it comes with), and Office would bring that to $900, want a folding keyboard and speakers and you are past $1050
And that's without ANY apps (except office as I mentioned)
And if you want a leather case instead of rubber its $69, headphones with a mike are like $79 and other premium options are even worse of a gouge
(*Though I guess you could buy their crappy iwork for $89 or so)