A quick note to say goodbye. Today is my last day at the Reg having written almost 5,000 stories, and edited thousands more. I started in 2004 as one of three reporters in a small, grubby office in Brixton, south London. I leave a multi-tentacled organ with offices on Leicester Square, in San Francisco, New York and Sydney - and …
So long and thanks for all the fish!
Breakfast beers -- hey, that sounds good. Not much work on this morning anyway. Off I go!
I'll drink to that!
Here's one from me
The correct farewell would be 'I'm going outside; I may be awhile...'
Goodbye and good luck John, thanks for all the stories.
good fortune and take care.
re: Good Luck
good fortune and take cake.
All the best!
Best for the future, now go enjoy a cold one and enjoy your extended Friday.
Thanks for all the fish
and the news stories
Best of British, John
[tearfully raises a glass icon*]
* real glass to follow
I hope you had fun and glad you got out alive!
Thanks for making el Reg with visitng.
Have fun, wherever you're going.
Clearly a true Region stalwart...
.. Breakfast beer? Excellent!
With a passing nod to Sarah....
Oh do fuck off!
Enjoy the breakfast beers man.
"opens at 9am, and has a full range of breakfast beers" - I'll drink to that!
All the best John, good luck in the future.
Goodbye, and come again anytime
Thanks for the great articles John
...and don't be a stranger in the comments section.
So long and thanks for the fish
Have some Friday enjoyment and good luck for the future.
Fair winds and following seas to you, you'll be missed.
not in the habbit
of checking who wrote which article, but i have been enjoying el reg for many years now and that's due to all the people writing here (that, and the flamewars the mods allow us to have on here).
I wish you all the best and thanks for the past 7 years :)
Good luck for the future
May the Vulture be with you always.
Good luck to you, mine's a beer!
Ah well, fare thee well...
Have fun, and keep taking things no more seriously than they should be - "Breakfast beer"... I wish my local did that - it's all coffee and croissants these days :(
Don't blame you.
It hasn't been the same since Sarah left.
Have a good 'un
Cheers for the laffs :)
Best of luck
And hrrr. well, best of luck.
Thanks, I've loved your work
Good luck and all the best
Is everyone buggering off?
Steve Jobs <- the one that affects me the least
WTF is this, musical chairs? Some sort of wind-up? The 1337 leaving with the aliens? Tell me it ain't so! ;o)
Good luck in your future endeavours, John.
Re: The 1337 leaving with the aliens?
Yup. Commentards get the "B" Ark
Re: "B" Ark
Red hats or blue?
Oh well, might as well join in
Thanks, and hope you enjoy whatever it is you are going to.
First CmdrTaco, now this!
Be honest, you guys are up to something, aren't you. It's too much of a coincidence.
Good luck, and to misquote Rick Blaine:
"You'll always have PARIS"
Thanks for all the laughs as well as news
and good luck :)
Some cracking stories over the years. G'luck.
<-- You've probably had enough for now but feel free to put this aside for later.
First Sarah, now you...
First Jobs, then CmdrTaco bailed from Slashdot yesterday, now Oates....
Do they know something we don't?
Wot ? No humourous photo like Sarah The Moderatrix
All the very best for your next endevour. Hopefully you'll have more time to spend with your jalopy.
You'll be wanting
the second photo on the following page then...
Thanks for that link. Nice to see the team that's provided my daily must-have read for so long.
Sorry to see ya go John, your stories were always a good read. Good luck to ya, now get out :)
and best of luck
Not another one!
FFS, has Vulture Central installed a giant trampoline in its head office?!
Anyway, good luck John. You've always been the "body" to Lester's frothy "head". Just don't take *all* this place's spirit[s] with you.
So long then.
And don't come back!
Ta and goodbye
Have fun whatever you do after you sober up!
thank you friend
best of luck to ya
"A multi-tentacled organ"?
I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going...
Jonotsukidoji: Legend of the Register. You will be missed.
So, are ou implying that the Register = Overfiend?
A foamy salute then
Don't get stuck in breakfast, though.
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