Yes, it sounds so civilized, doesn't it?
police: Hello, is this the Thropton Slasher?
slasher: I can neither confirm or deny that on advice from my lawyer.
police: But you are Harry Reamer, am I correct?
slasher: Yes, that's true.
police: Ah good. We have a warrant for your arrest and wonder what time it would be convenient to serve it?
slasher: Well... I'm at work just now, and I'll be mu... er, pursuing hobbies until late tonight. How does tomorrow about 8 am sound?
police: Oh dear, that is an inconvenience, we really need to serve this as soon as possible.
slasher: I see. Well, if you don't mind the hours, I will be back at my flat by 1 am tonight.
police: Fine, fine, no problem there, the night shift can handle it. So 1 am at 750 Dallmer Lane then?
slasher: That will be fine, sorry for the bother.
police: Oh, no bother at all! Just one more thing... will you be coming quietly, or will you be putting up a fuss?
slasher: Well... My neighbors do appreciate a good show, so if you don't mind, I'd like to make quite a row of it, if possible.
police: Excellent! So should we notify the press then?
slasher: Oh yes please! And thank you!
police No, no, Thank you! Good day.
slasher Good day to you too, bye.