Guardian: Do as we say, not as we do
It can't be easy being the Guardian. Your friends have lost power. Readership of the paper product shrinks year on year, and to cap it all, you have to patronise your readers with stories about evil greedy companies, whilst your offshore vehicles avoid paying millions of pounds of tax which might otherwise help the debt black hole that their friends dug when in power.
Luckily, they have their secret weapon: The multiple house owning Polly Toynbee to guide the workers!