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An Oz sporting club has been forced to call for ophidian SWAT assistance after a python orgy threatened to destroy its boatshed roof. According to the Cairns Post, at least half a dozen scrub pythons – each at least 3.5 metres long – have been getting jiggy above the ceiling of the Hekili Outrigger Canoe Club, suitably located …

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For a good time...

...you can't beat Yorkey's Knob

(Mine's the one with the hefty trouser snake)

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Stop

Playmobil required

'nuf said

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Coat

Is that a python...

or are you just pleased to see me?

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IT Angle

And here I was, thinking...

... that a bunch of coders with a serious case of cabin fever were let loose on an unsuspecting resort town.

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Joke

Remind me...

..to avoid PyCon this year...

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Coat

Nigini?

Shurely 'Nagaina'? The one with a copy of Rikki-Tikki-Tavi in the pocket, please.

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Coat

Or Nagini?

the coat with the Harry Potter books in the pocket, please.

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Coat

Re: Nagini

No wonder the "snake removal" specialist failed twice - obviously one would need the Sword of Gryffindor to vanquish such a beast.

Coat? Yes please, and the hat. The Sorting Hat, of course...

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Coat

Checking my coat's pockets...

... for Tom Riddle's diary.

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And what, pray,

is a knob canoe anyway?

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er, re-read

...It is the Yorkeys Knob Canoe Club, hence title.

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It's that thing

you stick in your crotch when you go out to bat when playing cricket.

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er, check icon..

any excuse for a knob joke, hence post

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Joke

You must be quite short...

I thought a yorkie was aimed at the base of the stumps...

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Mr

Wouldn't that mean he's quite long?

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Pint

Trouser snake?

Well really

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Happy

Yorkie's Knob?

Something lorry drivers tend to keep quiet about?

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Boffin

That's probably "Nagini"

Unless that was another of those systematic word changes in the US editions...

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Or a transliteration

of an Ocker accent

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Go

Golf course threatened also then ?

Fun golf course there too. Half surrounded by great swamp, so good chance of losing a ball, or arm and leg to crocs if one went off fairway. Water trap was a sod too, right in front of tee off on No 9. As much fun as an open air theatre in Northern Territory being interupted by a couple of amourous athletic snakes one night. People scattering everywhere. I miss remote areas, dull one day, hillarious the next.

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Losing an arm to a croc during golf... ouch...

...How many strokes is -that- gonna cost you?

...Yeah, yeah - I'll be here all week. Try the Lewis Page and tip your waitress.

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FNQ 4 EVA

If it don't bite ya, choke ya or sting ya, it'll eat ya.

Ya gotta love it.

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Anonymous Coward

Correct term for a group of pythons, orgying or otherwise

is a "Django"

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IT Angle

Title!

And here's me expecting an article about an exciting ending to a code-fest at a LUG.

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Coat

So the pythons showed

the full Monty?

Mine is the one with the Holy Grail DVD in the pocket

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