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The El Reg Special Projects Bureau has wasted quite enough time faffing about with the name of our audacious high altitude, helium-assisted ballocket adventure, so it's time to nail this one once and for all. To recap, our plan is to launch a rocket-powered composite aircraft from beneath a helium balloon at a not inconsiderable …

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Coat

Firing up my botnet now....

Free poutine? Just for casting multiple votes? Yes please!

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Happy

Poutine?

Any chance of having a Parmo instead? I think I'd much prefer that.

Although a parmo-poutine combo wouldn't be sniffed at.

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Re: Firing up my botnet now....

Ahem.

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Re: Poutine?

Sure, we'll offer a menu, and also a choice of whether Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton or Natalie Portman will serve you your choice while dressed in nothing more then a strategically-placed fried Mars bar. Any other requests?

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Mushroom

Not any old poutine...

I imagine this will be the BOFH's "special" poutine...

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Pint

"Any other requests?"

A few chilled beers please.

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Natalie Portman

will do nicely, please.

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Joke

FOIA request

Is it Vladimir Poutine?

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Orbit.

Just the wrong word :(

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For all those whining about the "orbit" part

What, you'd rather have something like "High Up Rocket Propelled Dirgible Elevated Register Plane?"

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Rather Have..

erm how about one of the suggested options that is actually accurate. I presume you can read them all. May I suggest "Lightweight Observational High Altitude Navigator" is slightly more appropriate than "High Up Rocket Propelled Dirgible Elevated Register Plane" and does not have that wrong orbit word in it...

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WTF?

Why?!

Why are the most popular so far the 3 starting with "Low Orbit"? I doubt it will be entering orbit. If it's anything like PARIS it'll get very high, but not into orbit!

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Re: Why?!

Our Paper Aircraft Released Into Space didn't actually get into space, either, but it's not really that important, is it? As my son would say: "Chillax, old timer."

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Oribit my arse

Change the Low Orbit ones!

There were better options in the shortlist

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Extra onions and hold the tomato please...

I'd vote for "Low Orbit Helium Assisted Nanoplane"... if it were an option...

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Re: re: Poutine?

Ooh la la!

Lester, you are spoiling us!

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Low orbit it is!

What's the saying... Nobody ever went broke underestimating the something of the commentard something?

Now. To the lab please. And hence to low orbit. And beyond!

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Orbit?

Any reference to orbits is somewhat optimistic surely?

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Or pedantic

Since you can orbit the earth on a hovercraft as long as you don't run out of power. Or find something better to do or whatever.

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Pint

Technically...

We're all in orbit right now!

The Earth revolves, therefore I can claim geostationary orbit from the comfort of my easy chair!

(icon shows primary refueling source.)

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upskirt?

I know La Lohan is notorious for flashing beaver, but being under the ballon and seeing up the skirts has probably got to be easier than trying for the money shots

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I got your title right HERE

Sorry I didn't get in on the initial suggestions. I'd have offered

Ludicrously Overreaching but Heroic and Artful Nearspacecraft

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disappointing choices.

This should give you good liability cover, has the virtue of modesty, and makes a bow to Computer Science.

LOHAN's Only a Helium Assisted Nanoplane

or, nearly evanescing entirely

LOHAN's Only a Hardly Adequate Name

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Agreed!

In true GNU style recursive acronyms should be prefered.

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Coat

I'm with jr424242

How about Jet Under Balloon Ship?

Ok, send the poutine over.

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I voted wrong.

Dammit, I was so tempted by the reference to helium that I went for it without thinking, but now I really do think about it, PARIS was "Paper Airplane Released Into Space", so I guess LOHAN really ought to have been the "Launch Of High Altitude Nanoplane" option. Can I change my mind now?

Or even better, if I do, will you think I'm cheating and give me poutine?

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Pint

Sod the spaceships

This poutine stuff sounds good.

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You sir have inspired me!

These are truly awful There has got to be a better LOHAN and I'll spam your form with......

....... ......um...... errr....Wow Lohan is truly awful....I think ill be off now

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Megaphone

Not low orbit!

It's NOT going into orbit! So that totally rules out three of the options.

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And by the way,

... isn't that plane in the pic remarkably similar to the one used in Microprose's F19 flight sim some decades ago?

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