The former official spokesman for Prime Minister David Cameron – and the former editor of the the News of the World – has been arrested. However, Andy Coulson has not been named by the Metropolitan Police statement, which refers to a "43-year-old man arrested on charges of suspicion of conspiring to intercept communications". …
Do you have an appointment?
I always find it funny when you have the news stories about people having an appointment at the Police station, whereupon they get arrested.
Whilst it is nothing like as dramatic as "Metropolitan Police storm Coulson's house, Coulson arrested after Taser discharge", it certainly feels a lot more British!
The only thing missing to make it the ultimate British experience is if it were a mass arrest, and you had five suspects all in the waiting room in an orderly queue waiting for their turn to be arrested.
"The only thing missing to make it the ultimate British experience is if it were a mass arrest, and you had five suspects all in the waiting room in an orderly queue waiting for their turn to be arrested."
All drinking tea, very civilised.
Reminds me of the Simpsons episode where they get Homer to pay for all his parking fines by convincing him he's won a boat in the police raffle...
'The only thing missing to make it the ultimate British experience is if it were a mass arrest, and you had five suspects all in the waiting room in an orderly queue waiting for their turn to be arrested.'
Alternatively the suspect tragically stumbles on to a policeman's boots and is then shot trying to escape down a long flight of stairs.
Are you sure?
"All drinking tea, very civilised."
This would involve much kettling & teabagging.
And the Simpsons was bassed on fact.
In the states a few years back they ran a few fake prize events. All the "winners" were bail jumpers and other wanted crooks, the letters all sent to the last known addresses just stated they had to be at a certain place at a specified date/time and had to bring proof of identity to collect thier new TV, VCR, Cash...
Hundreds dutifully turned up to claim prizes and were arrested.
Simpsons aint real.
The rest of us still get the police knocking on the door. You only get arrested by appointment if you're mates with the PM.
and the only reason he's being arrested at all is because of the huge public outcry, Camaron needs to drop him like a burning turd.
I suspect if his name wasnt so public, the whole thing would have been quietly dropped, like whoever was responsible for the entire the entire Phorm thing.
not true :) each and every time i've been arrested it has been by appointment. i'm not a friend of anybody!
Oh no, officer... I'm busy that day
"Sorry, absolutely chocca that day old man.
Can I get back to you with another date?
Bye for now."
Quick, grab the turbo shredder, the cops are on to us....!
Waiting for the #iantisec outrage
After all, isn't this just another case of hacking and then releasing the information ?
A 43 year old woman is also arrested?
But what we're really waiting for
is 'thousand year old desiccated newspaper magnate exorcised.'
May I suggest a new hobby for them..
...may I suggest yatching with heavy drinking far out at sea. That's how the other bastard of fleet street disappeared.
Maybe some friendly pirates could give them a hand on the plank.
What makes you think she doesn't lie about her age as well?
He is a cyber warrior god. A maker of earthquakes and an eater of souls.
(Well how would you explain his cockroach like powers of survival?)
Be on the Lulzboat, 6am, knock & raid.
Bribe police officers, interfere with murder enquiries and terrorist investigations, turn up at the station at your leisure.
Andy Coulson - Age 43, wife, 2 children, lives in South London, Tottenham Hotspur supporter, has his own wikipedia page :-)
Ryan Cleary - Age 19, background of mental instability, no wikipedia page of his own :-D
Still to be arrested:
Sir Paul Stephenson
I wonder if I could try a citizen's arrest ...
you missed one
now that would be a story i'd pay to read
Pedantic grammar nazi alert
I expect Rebekah Wade is relieved.
Pity poor old Rebecca Wade though.
I thought I got it wrong ...
But then I thought "Rebekah is a pretty stupid way of spelling it, it must be Rebecca!".
In an ideal world
Here's hoping he ends up as some 20 stone thug's prison bitch
"Here's hoping he ends up as some 20 stone thug's prison bitch..."
...who secretly records every prolapse-induced scream and sells it to the Sun.
Innocent until proven guilty
Just like other hackers.
...gives a whole new meaning to...
...Gorillas in the Mist....
Please try to grow up a bit.
New keyboard, please.
He'll get a few years...
...and released early. Then probably re-appear in a new role after a short time.
Assuming a case can even be built (I don't mean legally, I mean politically). We have a very poor record of pursuing the well-connected.
Ourt only hope.
Is that this time lots of MP's who are still waiting to see if they go to jail over expences thefts, all brought to light by news papers are happy to see this lot do time first.
Let the punishment fit the crime
Post all of Brooks' and Coulson's private communication via any medium, to anyone,
and see how they like it...
Where are.. Anonymous, Wikileaks and Lulzsec when you need them?
Radio 4 reported that the police are investigating the possible deletion of millions of News International emails so I wont hold my breath.
It was us wot won^Wdid it
What, you mean like some anonymous person might have compromised the log in account of a certain James or a certain Rupert then used said account to delete a few emails over in India?
Hopefully, they took copies before deleting them, just in case.
I'd be a lot more excited about this story if...
the government didn't all ready want to keep records of all my communications and couldn't already 'hack' them on a whim.
If you had to choose would you rather have NotW rummaging in your inbox or the government?
Thanks for clearing that up
Silly me, I didn't realise this was an either/or situation between the press and the government, that we only get to chose _one_ entity that doesn't hack into private accounts.
and a weekend in the cells
unless he's charged today since at present old bill only has 96 hours to charge or release
Well call me Susan and butter me three ways till Sunday!
Sun on Sunday
I can think of worse ways to get on page 3, just not many.
Odd how certain journo's
knew an arrest was planned yesterday from "sources" in the met.
First how much did these sources cost - and secondly why are the journo's and sources not being chased as publishing notice of an arrest before the event should be illegal.
The Met really has a reputation problem - killing random people, arresting people for being too tall, cooking dogs and now being caught taking massive wads of wonga for feeding info to the press.
Some of that is important
By Cooking dogs it helps them integrate with the Korean community in London.
Re:Odd how certain journo's
Well obviously the journo's had found out by tapping his phone......
you don't think NOTW were the only one's doing it, do you?
It's really only the Korean equivalent of countryside hicks who still eat dog ... (and North Koreans, but they also eat grass, to avoid starving).
(Not Korean, but married to one)
Popular amongst the Thai "Redshirts" as well. Hillbillys at best.
Newspapers vs Bankers
Of course, if the NotW were a Bank the police would still be "investigating" and the Government would be offering to lend them money while they weather "temporary difficulties"
Blame the networks
Blame the networks for having a default PIN number on the mailbox and not suggesting people change it? I'm assuming this "hack" is to ring the Voice Mail number (ie 07973100123 on Orange), key in a mobile number and key in the default PIN and then you have access? Weren't some MP's greeting messages defaced using this years ago?
I think they spoofed the phone number
...so that the voicemail system thought it was the victim's own phone calling.
Not quite as simple
Up to (to least last week) caller id spoofing would get you into at least one mobile providers vmail. You just need to know the number you wish to listen to and the carrier. I assume that if you are careful and do not listen to the whole message then it will not be recorded as 'old'
Since if he is found guilty of this, it means he lied under oath at the Sheridan trial.
Ms Wade's address....
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