In news sure to send the massed ranks of Reg commentards running for the tissue box for the other reason, the Moderatrix is packing up her paddles and departing for dungeons new. Yes, I shall be leaving you all to fight amongst yourselves after the best part of four years at the well of IT shoutpouring. It's been an education, …
Love the Piccy!
Very to the point!
No points on her fingers though - must be a lesbian :P
Just thought I'd throw in a parting shot. Very sad to see you go Ms. Bee, very sad.
I get the feeling a lot of the folks here will be sad to see you go. I am.
... I can't imagine why someone would down vote SuperTim, but to each his/her own.
Love & Tissues.
Favourite memories of Miss Bee?
Mine was http://forums.theregister.co.uk/post/419089
Can we have an "ODFO" icon in her honour please?
That would be because
The upvotes were at 69, and to add to that would be a crime.
re I can't imagine why someone would down vote SuperTim
Blinded by tears, and racked with uncontrollable sobs, the unfortunate commentards could not control the mouse cursor with any precision, resulting in an horrific downvote of a splendid sentiment.
Good luck Sarah, in whatever venture you undertake.
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"I can't imagine why someone would down vote SuperTim"
It is obvious that both of Sarah Palin's supporters read the Reg comments.
and thanks for all the fish!
Good luck with wherever you whippin^H^H^H^H^Hworking next.
that's almost as exciting as back in victorian times when you got a saucy flash of a ladies ankle!
you'll be missed though....
Coat, cos well you've now got yours
or even rarer...
Best wishes for whatever comes next! I know you'll miss us (especially since the sights got filed off your hunting-rifle*)
*with thanks to Emo Philips
That is all.
I was going to say
exactly the same.
So long, and thanks for all the fish
Seriously. You've been a blast will be missed.
Paris, all hail our next moderatrix.
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Love the tags... indecent images indeed. Best of luck in your new dominion.
Silly me, getting Moderatrix & Dominatrix mixed up...
Seriously, SB, good luck in your new venture and our very best wishes always wherever you go & whatever you do**
**Unless it's joining the LibDems, of course.
What, is it April 1 already???
Having lovely time, wish you would post bail.
your loving coward,
cc: parole officer,therapist,kidnappers
A clear sign that I have spent too long reading TheReg and other messageboard of similar ilk featuring anonymites, I artifically and automatically separated that word into two halves after the third character...
This is a bit of a "Nooooo! They be stealin my bucket!" moment, really.
So sorry to see you go.
Will you censor this last cunting-tit-cock post of mine, just for old time's sake. :)
Beer to take with you, in case your new place is more sober.
Re: So sorry to see you go.
Certainly not. x
Why should she - it is more material for her "proper job"
Well, those of us who have looked up Sarah Bee on LinkedIn the past have always been wondering wtf is she doing moderating these:
My guess is - she has been collecting material.
Guys and gals - I am betting a case of beer that we should expect a book any time soon.
The comments section won't be the same without you around. We'll be able to say what we think, for a start.
Best of luck with the future though.
Long live the Moderatrix, the Moderatrix is gone!
I can't say that a moderators posts have made me laugh out loud the way yours sometimes have, http://forums.theregister.co.uk/forum/1/2011/06/22/stolen_guitar/ @16:03 being a prime example.
Good luck, you'll be missed.
Go icon, because you are
So long and thanks for the laughs!
Gonna miss watching other people getting bollocked and humiliated in your unique way!
Good enough for me Sarah!!!
Take care, hope you are moving somewhere excellent and geekless :)
So that's the end of the lefty feminist nonsence :)
No shoe on your head!
Not the real Bee without a shoe on your head.
I call fake or kidnap via LulzSec/Anonymous.
Forces are being selected and plans made for mobilisation of the rescue squad at this very moment.
Who let you play with the crayons?!
So sad, so long
Your quips, side-swipes and reckless mirth will be sorely missed. You were a credit to El Reg. Good luck in dungeons new. x
Esc for the obvious reason
Your input will be missed
Take care, chook.
It's a terrible thing for someone who's been reading El Reg for at least 10 years to say, but you're one of the few that I could name off the top of my head. I shall miss your distinctive style.
Best of luck in whatever you do next.
^ What Ally said!!
And thanks for not letting through too much of what the beer typed!
<-- That one's for you!
Re: Get Stuffed
Oh thank you, I'm just about to go to lunch, and I certainly will eat alot.
Don't go! They'll double your pay!
Title says it all - if "they" say they won't, there's an army of commentards who'll storm Vulture Central and open filing cabinet drawers and leave them in a dangerous, open position for unsuspecting hacks to bash shins, elbows and foreheads on, fling stacks of papers recklessly and without care to the floor, stuff plasticine down the vending machine coin slot and add itching powder to the coffee granules...
But, just slightly more seriously (about as serious as you are about missing the place), all the best, your distinctive style of loving^H^H^H^H^H^H abusive moderation will leave a constant pang of emptiness for all who post shit in future.....
Jude doesn't sound like a girls name.
Anyway, good luck in wherever you end up Sarah.,
Perhaps it's 'Judith'
Or Judicious... we will find out soon (if we are permitted).
Good luck Miss Bee, my best wishes for your future.
As unfeminine as Asley is unmanly I suppose.
Possibly the Beatles were wrong, of course. And on the subject of wrongness: she says the comments were "ulcer-inducing"... It's a complete myth that ulcers are caused by stress or other mental factors; it's Heliobacter pylori that does it.
Surely, Shirley, Sweet Sassy Sarah, I...
...will continue to post comments here, but i will no longer sport wood while doing so.
Best of luck and every success in your new top secret gig.
I miss Sarah already.
a sad sad day
all the best for the future. El Reg comments pages have certainly been a lively and exciting place under your rule, i'm not sure any other news site is as fun
and welcome to our new keeper!!
How can El Reg expect me to complete a survey at a time like this?
And cheers for the lulz.
Pic to be shopped and posted on certain other sites within 24 hours.
Not by me of course, but some commentards have a curious sense of "fun".
Seriously, what is the career path for a retired moderatrix, other than *upward*?
Indeed, though I fear the _laminators_ may be running through the night on that one.
I trust the Cake and wine shop does well!
From an earlier comment:
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Posted Monday 25th January 2010 12:38 GMT
I can't wait for the day when comments are silenced. Then I'll be free to pursue my dream of opening a cake shop in Penrith (one that serves fine wine, obviously).
You'll be much missed!
I suspect that the cake may be a lie.
Mind you Aperture Science would seem to be an obvious career move...
Good Luck Sarah.
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