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Facebook has once again been deployed in support of a Middle-Eastern insurgency, this time aimed at bringing down the tyrannical pricing of Israeli cottage cheese. Israelis are none too impressed that the cost of their favourite curd product has rocketed since the government loosened price controls last year. For example, the …

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Coat

Blessed are the Cheese Makers

Well it doesn't mean that literally, it refers to all manufacturers of diary products...

Sorry.. but admitted it, I won't be the first, I won't be the last....

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Well you got in first.

I always liked,

Blessed are the Geeks, for they will inherit the earth :-)

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Facepalm

Re; "I won't be the last...."

Not by a long whey.

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but to be fair

being diary products I assume they have a schedule fore release?

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Joke

Yeah

With all the activity and movemengt around the borders of Iran, Turkey and Iraq, it can finally be said that the Kurds are on the way!

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surely

... the Kurds are on the whey?

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Anonymous Coward

Title

'Blessed are the cheesemakers'.

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The makers of all dairy products

Blessed are the cheesemakers

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Trollface

Oh, actual cheese

There was me thinking this was an article about a rise in Sexually Transmitted Infections...

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"Curdish Revolt"

Bravo!

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Boffin

Does Israeli Cottage Cheese

produce some sort of dizzying high?

The stuff you can buy over here is minging, and no one (barring a few dieters) would fuss at the price going up (I'm not the only person I know who finds it uncomfortably similar to baby vomit).

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Anonymous Coward

Cottage cheese?

Baby vomit? Clotted come more like......

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Spoken like someone who's never tasted semen

Of all the comment titles I could imagine possibly finding cause to re-use, it *would* have to be this one.

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Meh

Cottage cheese's great for your sex life.

Because people know, if you eat that you'll eat anything.

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Peace in our time

I've been told in the past by Israelis that the Palestinians haven't cottoned on to the most important piece of leverage they have. If the Arab bagel shops in Jerusalem's old City were to restrict sales of their produce to Arabs only, Israel would immediately sue for peace. Not really much point to top notch cream cheese if you only have second rate bagels.

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Wot no mention of

cheeses of Nazareth?

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IT Angle

"Frozen peas talk with Palestinians?"

I'm sorry, I'll read that again.

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Alien

Imports are USELESS!

There is no point in importing cottage cheese to Israel. The foreign stuff has an entirely different consistency (too much whey and not enough curds). Given that cottage IS the national evening meal for kids up to the age of 10, this is a serious business.

On the other hand, a cheap retailer today was selling cut-price cottage cheese.

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Headmaster

"Imports are useless"?

Aye, and unlikely to be kosher.

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I suppose they couldn't find a pollie with his dick out.

Surely they could do better than this in their efforts to avoid addressing the subject the WHOLE FUCKING WORLD wants them to.

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WTF?

because

sovereign states always do what they are told....

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Coat

Cheesed off, huh?

Or just refusing to be cowed?

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Pint

Milking it for all they're worth

eof

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Coat

Imported cottage cheese?!? Them's fightin' curds!

No need to shove.

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What a Friend we have in cheeses

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Does anyone remember the Vic Reeves & Bob Mortimer cottage cheese song?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMaEUv5n9wU

"There’s a type of cheese you don’t need a grater,

you keep it in your refridgerator,

it’s not really a cheese, it’s a residue,

ah, but a residue that’s good for you."

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thats a cracker

and surely the only time voodoo is mentioned in the same sentence as cottage cheese.

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Cottege cheese superior

I'll have to try it so, coz cottege cheese is the lowest of the low cheese wise, just above easy singles.

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Coat

Oi you - lay off the individually wrapped cheese slices!

My dog simply loves them. He won't touch cottage cheese though.

I don't know if my hound is Kosher though as to date he hasn't mentioned his religious beliefs........but he can lick his own......does that make him a Baptist?

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Big Brother

Palestine?

does tesco sell this in the UK like the other Israeli products grown in the occupied states?

genocide, every little helps!

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'ere we bl**dy go again....

Is the missing cottage cheese being deployed in Gaza as a Bio Terror weapon instead then....etc etc.

Hey cannon...you were funnier when you had Ball working with you mate.

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