"little girls feasts"
"And no, we don't have any idea what "little girls feasts" means either."
Are you not a reporter? Is it not your job to investigate the news on which you report?
A 1 minute browse of their twitter feed would have told you that it was a reference to the #Alicebucketlist trend on twitter the other day about a young girl with terminal cancer, with several last requests, one of which was that she wanted everyone to donate bone marrow.
(unless of course you knew that already and were just referring to the poor grammar, in which case carry on good sir!)