After close to 1,000 days, the Alaska governor's office is finally set to release more than 24,000 pages of emails sent and received by former Gov. Sarah Palin during her first 21 months in office. The release will take place on Friday in Juneau and will comprise electronic messages sent and received by Palin and her husband …
..Obama continues to hide these:
1 Un-faked certified copy of original birth certificate
2 Columbia University transcripts
3 Columbia thesis paper
4 Campaign donor analysis requested by 7 major watchdog groups
5 Harvard University transcripts
6 Illinois State Senate records
7 Illinois State Senate schedule
8 Law practice client list and billing records/summary
9 Locations and names of all half-siblings and step-mother
10 Medical records (only the one page summary released so far)
11 Occidental College Transcripts
12 Parent’s marriage Certificate
13 Record of baptism
14 Selective Service registration records (Did Obama Actually Register for Selective Service?
15 Schedules for trips outside of the United States before 2007
16 Passport records for all passports
17 Scholarly articles
18 SAT and LSAT test scores
19 Access to his grandmother in Kenya
20 List of all campaign workers that are lobbyists
21 Punahou grade school records
22 Noelani Kindergarten records are oddly missing from the the State of Hawaii Department of Education.
23 Page 11 of Stanley Ann Dunham's divorce decree.
You missed out-
Al-Quaeda's Post Office Box
Hitler's Swiss bank account Number.
Troll or Teat?
Oh my god!
Oh my god! Donald Trumps walked on to The Register forums!
Quick hide the litte 'uns!
... Or just no longer in posession of?
Looking down the list, where relevant I no longer have most of the above.
I have a passport, but no other records, I lost my university documentation and papers years ago, and as for kindergarten records and school records, are you having a laugh?
The only thing I do have is a yellowing handwritten birth certificate, that I can't make out if it is the carbon copy or not it's that old. No idea if it's possible to verify it's unfaked.
"..Obama continues to hide these:"
24 your tin-foil hat collection.
Do you expect anyone take anything you say seriously after reading No.1?
1 Are you saying the published birth certificate is fake?
2 What do his educational records have to do with the price of eggs?
3 Why do you care about his step-mother and half-siblings?
10 Personally I wouldn't want all my medical records to be released to all and sundry... Why do you want them?
13 Does he have to baptised to be president?
do you feel you need to see all of these things? Have you required similar documentation from all other politicians?
At least the information requested of Palin is relevant to her service as a public official, and not part of some giant FUD-trawling campaign.
(Oh, and #1, which should be sufficient for those truly interested in Obama's eligibility, HAS been released.)
Try something original
I hope you're a troll who got carried away, and not a complete dick like it seems...
that's quite enough of that tea party rubbish, thank you
now be a dear and put your tinfoil hat on and go and hide in your bunker
I don geddit
It is before my first coffee but frankly I don't geddit
1. Either you brain returns 418 error code to any queries
2. Or you are trying to be sarcastic.
I think 1 is more likely because the list you are requesting cannot be taken seriously even as a "sarcastic" jibe. 99% of it is private documents. 80% are documents which relate to the family of the "suspect" and have no relation to the "suspect". What are Barack brothers, sisters, dad, cousins, etc doing and have been doing is none of our frakking business at least until they decide to go into politics. If you want to find a fault with him, find one (he has a plenty).
Now what "Dubia Redux in a skirt" did in office however is another matter. In fact it should have been released fully and properly. IMO there is a lawsuit needed here somewhere because releasing email without headers in printed form means stripping key information and making it impossible to pinpoint if key emails have been deliberately withheld or omitted. IMO it was done on purpose.
Still, better late than never. Not that it will change the mind of the rednecks. They will vote for their favorite anyway. Dumb, dumber...
get a grip
Somehow I don't think you'd be able to read any of these from underneath that hooded sheet you're wearing.
13 Does he have to baptised to be president?
In the USA, yes! Otherwise he is just a "heathen" and as we saw on Top Gear, heathens (and gays) are shot on sight by certain merkins.
So your current president is an islamic puppet whose entire history from birth to present is faked, including all academic achievements and working life records.
The KGB and Martians must be green with envy. Well, perhaps Martians go another color when envious.
Paris because she's an "under cover" Soviet Martian agent.
Selective Service etc.
1. Now, really. I'm several years older than Obama. The week I turned 18, I went down to the local Selective Service office, got my card, and never ever heard from the Selective Service again. Nobody born after 1954, maybe 1953, has been drafted in the US.
2. Scholarly articles? Did the black helicopter boys seize all copies of the law reviews he worked for?
3. Illinois state legislature--FOIA is a four-letter acronym, not a four-letter word.
So it's all about shooting elk
yep, page after page about shooting the elk, bears, and any democrats that happen to cross her sights while out hunting....
Mamma Bear loves her democrat rugs on the floor of her new lodge in Arizona LOLOLOL
So in the USA, can you get the emails of any politician, or just Sarah Palin?
If they're related to their office, yes
Ms. Palin used a non-government account to conduct state business "off-record". This release was a result of a demand that they be made public, as they would be if they were created using an official Alaska govt account. More of this needs to happen, like the past president's emails created on his RNC account to duck archival laws.
Releasing them on paper was a dick move, and pointless since they'll shortly be made electronic again.
She's Sandy the squirrel from SpongeBob Squarepants. Except lacking the intellectual capabilities of a cartoon squirrel.
Or staying within SBSP
...the intellectual capabilities of Patrick
What a waste!
Just some ramblings of a fool...
..including some bits about how nice Russia looks from her porch.
Point of order!
1000 day wait? Who's waiting to read the semi-illiterate, semi-incompetent writings of a relative nobody.
Tina Fey is interesting, Sarah Palin, bless her, is not.
I do take it-
That by 'bless her', you do mean- 'anoint her , on an altar, with her own blood'?
Anything less would be, em, churlish.
"That by 'bless her', you do mean- 'anoint her , on an altar, with her own blood'?
Anything less would be, em, churlish."
Isn't that only done with virgins?
But I do like the sentiment.
Research lexicographers are on standby
These emails will introduce more new words to the English language than any time since Shakespeare was in full flow with Romeo and Ethel the Pirate's Daughter. According to boffins we can expect novel grammars, undreamt of phraseologies and perhaps tenses entirely new to English such as the (until now hypothetical) past-future imperfect fifth person.
And that's in one email where she provides the definitive explanation of how Paul Revere's warning to the British allowed General Custer to defeat Lex Luther before the South could bomb Pearl Harbor in order to emancipate the Louisiana Purchase to Adolf Hitler.
"And that's in one email where she provides the definitive explanation of how Paul Revere's warning to the British allowed General Custer to defeat Lex Luther before the South could bomb Pearl Harbor in order to emancipate the Louisiana Purchase to Adolf Hitler."
It's English Mike, but not as we know it.
I feel compelled to apologize for big john. He obviously forgot the joke icon.
More than that I have to tell you that the tea party / ultra right wingnuts are a very small minority in America. But they are so damn loud and annoying you'd think there are billions of them. IMHO, the vast majority of Americans are pretty sick of them and their repuglican puppet masters. They take hypocrisy to new heights. They would sentence a poor man to death for shoplifting a cupcake, but feel completely justified in demanding that they pay no taxes for all the local/state/federal services that they consume. And they don't see it. I hope their god is patient. He's going to have a rough time explaining things to these dullards when they get to the real heaven.
Paris, cause if you aren't that bright, don't be fat and ugly, too.
back to the STONE AGE
And no I'm not talking about the policies of the politicians, I'm talking about Palin's insane need to distribute the records only in paper format. several thousand pages of paper.
Gives about 80,000 pages of paper / tree
The dump of records is just over 24,000 pages. So every 3.333 copies eats a tree.
NOW THATS ENVIRONMENTALLY UNFRIENDLY.
If she uses both sides then it's every 6.66 copies which eats a tree.
The release of these email messages is a move of great consequence,
not so much politically as scientifically/mathematically, as it may help to shed light on that ancient controversy as to just how many monkeys would have to type for how long to reproduce Shakespeare's works (or a line thereof). I can't wait to see these exciting documents on line !...
Looking forward to John McCaine's comments to her prospective son in law.
I'm sort of hoping they something along the lines of...
"So you're the little punk who knocked up my running mates daughter. I bet you're proud of yourself. Where I come from you'd be an RSO. Mommies no rocket scientist but that lil girl is close to retarded. S**t son weren't you ever told never go on without a raincoat on?"
Or was I the only person thinking of Sen. McClaine's somewhat *interesting* choice of running mate "He wants a trophy VP?"
@ac 08:49 GMT
"I think 1 is more likely because the list you are requesting cannot be taken seriously even as a "sarcastic" jibe. 99% of it is private documents"
Then you have not heard some of the more outlandish rhetoric. There are the birthers out there that will have you believe that he will hands us over to terrorist. That he is a commie bastard intend on destroying America.
It leaves you thinking do these folks have thumbs ? It's fueled by racism and hatred of democratics. If it's not then it's great mystery how these folks can wipe there own ass or figured out how to have sex.
"If it's not then it's great mystery how these folks can wipe there own ass or figured out how to have sex."
If only that were true.
The problem would correct itself in 1 generation.
@John Smith 19
That's why I said its a great mystery that the figured out how to have sex. Now far as the adults still being alive and able to breed, I blame modern science for that. Natural selection alone should of wiped them out thus correcting the problem in 1 or 2 generations
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