Gobby food-botherer Gordon Ramsay is facing what the Sun describes as his "biggest ever TURKEY", as he makes his movie debut in forthcoming "romcom" Love's Kitchen. The film won't be released in the UK until 24 June, but it's already been sliced, diced and roasted by internet customers after the makers ill-advisedly decided to …
What a fucking piece of....I'm going to fucking brain you
you stupid fucking lazy arrogant ignorant fucking talentless fucking clueless fucking morons you fucking know i fucking hate the fucking way you fucking
I'm saving my hard earned for Senna
Wooton Dusset ???!!!?!?!?!!?
Come on if you're going to make up English village names at least make them suggestive.
OK, the last two were made-up, but by <INSERT DEITY> England is full of odd names and majorly fucked-up places (see Hot Fuzz for details - and don't start thinking that's just fictional, you ain't lived in my part of England).
Yeek. What a contrived load of twaddle. Not that I would have gone to see it, but at least the trailer saves me the bother. I always thought the idea of a trailer was to entice viewers to come and see the film, not give a 3 minute summary of the entire film to save anyone having to bother.
Lady hole (loads of those).
However, given the subject matter, Curry Mallet would be my favourite.
Re: @Such as
It is two miles from Badger's Mount to Pratts Bottom.
I'll see England, and raise you the US
Toad Suck, Arkansas
Blue Ball, Pennsylvania
All real places. Google them if you doubt me.
I see your US...
... and raise you a Scotland.
Welcome to Twatt
Thong, just outside Gravesend
Fingle Glen, near Exeter
and, of course,
Wookie Hole, near Wells
Blue Ball ?
Must be mighty cold for those to go that colour !
Re: I'll see England, and raise you the US
I now see why the US generally steal their place names from other countries - this is what happens when you're left to come up with your own names!
I know, as a woman, I'm supposed to like these movies but (a) the trailer saved me the bother (well noted, Popbitch), and (b) I'd rather see things explode amidst a gory cacophony of bullets, flesh, fire accelerants and rampaging robots. That's why I, like you gentlemen, am a geek. So I hear the latest Mandriva's out.......
And she's a Steve Perry fan
(for those not in the know, try reading his Matador novels to find out where her handle came from)
I think I may be in love (is she in the market for a middle aged geek?)
Already have one of those darling...
...and a couple of geeklets too, but always appreciate a hat-tip from a fellow Perry fan. Interestingly, I have a degree in psychology and am an ex-martial artist as well. The rest I'll leave to your imagination. ;)
a chap can dream.
I'm not sure I could ever risk annoying you though
...oh dearie, dearie me; things ARE looking a bit grim, aren't they? Thing is, it's a decent cast (the non-chef parts, at any rate), so is this just a case of a very bad trailer for a half-decent film, or is it truly as bad as the trailer suggests...either way, I can't see a BAFTA in Gordo's future anytime soon...
I Have Only ONE Major...
...TV network credit. They spelled my name wrong. ARRRrrrggh!
*beer helps, though.
Weren't you one leg of John Trav's trousers in Saturday Night Fever?
I wonder what medication they had to use on Gordon to get that horribly restricted "outburst" from him at the end?
Never (well not since Pete Beale in Eastenders) has someone looked so uncomfortable with such a pitiful list of approved expletives.
Someone should take out a superinjunction on this film...
... to spare us all from having to see it.
Gordon "fuck me" Ramsay, one trick pony that he is, should stick to his one trick. Acting isn't it.
The very depths have indeed been thoroughly plumbed
Great stuff Lester....I suspect your another who does not worship at the feet of slebs.
That's just the two of us in this country then.
Re: "Gobby food-botherer"
He's in Spain! You win! You are best.
Seems just like...
"Chef," only without the humor, acting or writing.
Is this... Is this an *actual thing*?
Seriously, is this an actual movie? Like a guy wrote a script, rented cameras, hired crew, built sets, and edited footage?
My incredulity knows no bounds...
I've no idea what the video is about, given that I have that shit blocked mostly, but I did once drive through a place by the name of "Bell End". Unfortunately I didn't see a place name sign when I got there (I may have missed it), but it was clearly marked on my printed map, and is here:
6.9 miles due east of Kidderminster.
I've no idea either.
I went to a internet cafe after work, which have these plug-ins, and the video shows one frame saying 'This bideo has been removed by the user." (My niece calls them bideos). Hot dang!
That is all.
UK place names
Pishil and Stonor, somewhere in Oxfordshire I think and there is a signpost with both names on it, that's all.
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