British politicians and politics fanciers, if no one else, are wildly excited today by the appearance of a website which asks viewers to decide which of two randomly-selected MPs they would prefer to have sex with, and then uses this information to rate the Members of each gender in order of attractiveness. At the time of …
Easy to tell...
Ann Widdecombe's jacked it in.
And in party offices all over the country
activists, volunteers, passing members of the public and even trained monkeys are being paid out of MPs expenses and office management budgets to get their local representative to the top of the poll.
Never mind ability, vision, leadership, honesty <choke, splutter> or willingness to tow the party line. This is IMPORTANT, dammit.
Must go and see how the voting public rate my MP
Purely for research of course.
Sounds more exciting than "theyworkforyou"
And I can safely say..
That they are fairly well regarded.
But there are others who are more highly rated for participation in "discussions about Uganda" and I concur.
Would the member for...........please rise.
surely more a case of 'ergh, do i have to do either?' its lucky all women dont look like female politicians! im not sure they sell alcohol strong enough!
i mean come on. a 3/10 or a 2/10. either way you would need to dip it in bleach and give yourself some rohypnol so you never remembered it.
"its lucky all women dont look like female politicians! im not sure they sell alcohol strong enough!"
I wouldn't be so sure, Louise Bagshawe looks OK:
That anyone would want to have sex with any of them. Aren't there any items of furniture they'd rather have it off with before turning to the political classes?
Not only popups and click through adverts...
but captchas too. i think someone is taking their not very serious website far to seriously.
There's some hard choices to be made
It's like Family Guy: Ok guys, who would you rather do: Margaret Becket or an incontinent horse, but the horse has been dead for six hours.
Re: There's some hard choices to be made
"Margaret Becket or an incontinent horse...."
Does it matter? Unless you've gone to the trouble of labelling them, it's going to be perishingly difficult to tell which is which anyway.
...seeing 'headshot' and 'Tories' in the same headline.
Possibly more accurate than intended
"David Miliband lying at number nine"
He'd be lying whatever position he was in.
They need a "Neither" button.
Fetches coat, goes for therapy
It kept trying to make me click on Hazel Blears!!! Eeeeeek!!!
Could be worse
At least it only wanted you to CLICK on her.
For another set of MPs ratings, you could try
One day, maybe, someone will invent a setup where you could just click on the line above and it will take you straight there, rather than tediously cutting and pasting it.
Open URL in new tab
This may be the last URL you need to cut and paste:
Inline URL hyperlinking
A greasemonkey script at http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/29651 does just that for me :)
It does for me in FF4...
Highlight, right click, open in new tab...
Only addons are NS and ABP
A further tip...
Middle-click is also a quick way of opening a link in a new tab.
Not exactly new...
sexymp.com (as opposed to .co.uk) was set up in order to rank Scottish Parliament election candidates in 2007.
Politicians screw us so ....
fsck 'em all
.... what first attracted you to the billionare MP Zak Goldsmith?
The Speaker of the house is unafiliated in more ways than just politics?
Check out the political party for the Speaker John Bercow (#138)
a gay/straight option?
For some unaccountable reason, it reminds me of the 1950s parody of a Rose Fyleman poem; "There are Tories at the bottoms of our guardsmen".
Is there a ...
... "None of the above" option?
Got to feel sorry for Nia Griffith - currently #393 in the male section...
yes.. conservative women are the best!
... and suggestion to David Winnick.. just grin, it'll send you a couple of notches up!
'Course they are.
They know to do whatever a man tells them to do.
Look on the bright side.
It could have been "Sexy House of Lords".
Wising fast in the wanks to #115
Remember playing "shag marry kill" at a gay friend's party a few years ago. Hypothetically I had no problems with that. But *politicians*? Surely we don't want them to reproduce?
Where's Boris? Cant seem to find him..
Technically he isn't an MP. He's Mayor of London.
Were he still an MP, I'd imagine he'd score highly, based on the number of different women he's allegedly got his leg over with.
I wonder how popular the site would have been if the purpose of the exercise was changed from "most shaggable" to "most desperately in need of a bullet to the brain"; or better still, from a choice of 2 kill-tools, (eg, baseball bat vs rusty spoon; napalm vs plutonium; steamroller vs uzi9mm ... ) which would you prefer to use on Gordon.
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