The Duke is back with a fresh PR stunt, this time an online game which features guns, targets and lots of Bulgarian airbags. The game - aptly titled Duke Nudem - pits a user against one of four models in a shooting gallery, firing different weapons in a variety of modes. The luscious ladies encourage you to shoot your load by …
Is it just me...
or has the site been reg-dotted?
That's a relief
I was beginning to think we'd *never* get any pictures of boobs on the Internet. What took so long?
I'm trying to give it a whack but it seems hard to get it up, is anyone else having issues with this or is it really just me? Could be over-use that's causing it.
"anyone else having issues with this"
Missing a `t` there?
you're up one stroke though....
The one on the right,...
looks like my 3rd grade Teacher. Hang on, she IS my 3rd grade teacher!
Rose is none other than top UK Page 3 girl Rosie Jones, not sure who the others are!
Seems to be down,
let's hope it bounces back later..
... still very light on releases from the company about game play though.
"Derivative of everything you've played in the last five years and bereft of a single original idea not ripped off from Duke Nukem 3D" doesn't sound very impressive, hence the obsessive focus on breasts.
(No, I haven't played a pre-release copy or whatever; I just have the feeling that, however pessimistic I choose to be about the quality of the eventual game, it'll be hard to be pessimistic enough. It'll get middling-okay reviews for the most part because it's Duke Nukem Forever and we all remember fondly back to when our first facial hair was coming in and we were praying nightly for a release date, so nobody's going to have the heart to savage it like it deserves -- but that's not going to make it any more worthwhile a game to actually play.)
that The Duke exceeds the lofty heights of gaming greatness previously attained by that other long awaited wannabe pinnacle of PC gaming, Daikatana.
There are lots of boobs on the internet.
Pictures of breasts too.
Just made me laugh out loud during conf call.... Oops
is it just me
or do stories that actually have boobs in as opposed to boobless but punilicious stories actually just seem a bit cheap and crass by comparison?
i hereby name this phenomenon the duke effect
All hail the power of boobies
Strange isn't it how the mere chance of a glimpse of naked female flesh, ideally boobs but almost anything will do, has the power to reduce grown men to boys.
Of course, being female myself I can see a pair whenever I want.....
and touch them too....
(a slightly frustrated terminatrix who forgot humans don't bounce...)
I declare your comment really NSFW or not safe for frustrated geeky men who are now suffering from high blood pressure among other things, the medical bill is in the post (plus, there are no girls on the internets apparently!)
In all honesty, to males - Boobies are magic.
muuuh.. wuuuh... boooobiiiesss...
As a certified, qualified and bespectacled geek, I have now lost the ability to reason, communicate or engage in any kind of intellectual process as a result of
A: the boobies in the game (got to them in about 60 seconds!)
B: your talk of Boobies
C: the thought of being able to see boobies
D: the thought of being able to touch boobies
E: the thought of doing C or D anytime I liked
F: where was I? Oh yes.. mmmmmm Boobies *drool*
You say that, but in my experience queer women aren't much different
My experience is that boobs generally have the same effect on queer women - it's not restricted to men..
Well that's this afternoon written off then....
What the hell is with the two Duke faces?
I went and Kicked ass; left dissapointed!
let Lucy Orr review this game, or anybody who isn't a teenage boy
What makes you think that she will play it?
What makes you think that anyone besides teenage boys will play it?
That is its intended audience.
Hail to the King Baby!
Cox on boobies :-)
Sorry caleb but it should have been used as the subtitle.
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