164XXX jubs shake Middle England
The Sun has got itself into a right tizz over the 164XXX jubs of one Chelsea Charms (link NSFW), whose humungous Bulgarian airbags were thrust into the faces of innocent kiddies yesterday on ITV's This Morning. Chelsea Charms. Pic from This Morning Facebook page The offending chesticles - dubbed Itsy and Bitsy by "big breast …
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Ridiculous!
I like to think of myself as a breast man, but these look ridiculous. And what's she going to look like when she's 80??
As for This Morning, if we toned everything down in case children are watching, we may as well just switch off the TV transmitters right now. It really irks me the way that what we see (or don't) on TV is dictated by whether some self-appointed moral guardian's kids might be within 100m of a TV!
what's she going to look like when she's 80??
Given that it has all been stitched on, hopefully she'll be able to afford to have it removed.
Polypropylene
Aren't polypropylene implants the ones that absorb body fluids and so keep growing indefinitely?
So yeah, when she's 80...
Polypropylene
So, not so much breasts as giant cysts. Ewwwww.
As a general rule
As a rule, the larger a breast implant is, the more unpleasant it is. We haven't even got to the sounds made by the ones consisting of really big bags of salt water. Would you really want to press your face against one and hear it go slosh?
Can't belive I am saying this, but....
"As for This Morning, if we toned everything down in case children are watching, we may as well just switch off the TV transmitters right now."
... there is such a thing as a watershed though, were parents should have some confidence in stuff being child safe before then, certainly at that time of the morning....
But then again since the show was probably followed by Jeremy Kyle with a load of chav's swearing about their infidelity and sexual antics, I think that ship has already sallied...
What a boob!
"My son was off school sick today and he was disgusted"
What, is he more a fan of what they call the "delicious flat chest"?
yup
so disgusted he locked himself away in his room _all day_ and wouldnt come out
Frankly...
This is enough to put the most hot-blooded heterosexual boy off breasts for life!
She knows he was upset.
He went through a whole box of tissues.
"My son was off school sick today and he was disgusted"....
....yeah right!!
Educational opportunity?
Obviously missed by Mrs Nowtraged.
Is The Sun guilty of double standards, again? No, 'cos titillation and outrage about one and the same thing is perfectly fine as long as it's out of the sight of the children.
Bulgarian airbags icon required.
re: "My son was off sick...."
Of course, it's not the media's fault.
The kid should be in bed recovering and doing some home study if capable, not watching the telly.
I blame the parents...
Yikes.
I thought that pic of her going around Twitter the other day was a bad photoshop.
Further investigation shows that every single photo of her looks like a bad photoshop.
Money well spent then.
poor excuse...
so, you spend the day trawling though photos of large breasted women all day in the name of "research"to see if they all look like bad photoshop jobs !!
While I agree it's her body and her business.
I'd hardly call having two enormous bags of plastic implanted under your skin "breasts". I also find them an odd thing for anyone to take enough interest in to interview the woman -- well, apart from a psychiatrist perhaps.
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"Some people think I'm a freak"
Change "Some" for "Practically all" and you're just about there. Give me a real pair any day, big or small they'd still be far more attractive than these sideshow attractions.
No...
Just, no.
I do hope that she has to pay for corrections to the spinal deformity she is undoubtedly cultivating.
A Moment of Silence
So El Reg is covering The Sun covering ITV now.
It seems to have gone unnoticed by all media that Fukushima's Reactor Number One is actually in meltdown, worse than at any time previously, Surely that's worth discussing, at least compared to this.
/sarcasm
Or not?
Someone page Page.
Is there much to discuss?
Even if the fuel has fallen to the bottom of the vessel, it's still cooling down. Nobody's died. Not much more to say about it, is there?
As far as unnoticed, the BBC have reported it, but it's not headline news any more, what with the imminent lack of nuclear winter.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-pacific-13374153
Technically, yeah.
That is what the word "freak" means, both statistically and in the circus-performance world. (Which isn't to judge: as she says - it is her body.... Then again, it is our eyes!)
@Paula Rogowski
Somehow I don't think your son was actually disgusted!
"My son was off school sick today and he was disgusted."
"He was so disgusted that he says he won't be well enough for school for a few more days at the very least."
her body is her business allright
The surgeon work however is not.
Whoever has done that, if in the UK, should be struck off the register for failing the "Do No Harm" part of their oath. Unless these baloons are filled with helium she will have crushed disks in her spine in a couple of years tops and will be a cripple for the rest of her life.
"My son was off school sick today and he was disgusted."
Translates as:
My son was home today - and then disappeared up to his room for half an hour, saying that he "wasn't feeling well"
ITV Player
Will this be on the ITV player? I'll check once I get back home from the pub this evening :)
Airbags?
Surely in accordance with El Reg Standard Units (ERSU?), these must be some sort of Bulgarian Super Funbags, not mere Bulgarian Airbags!
Nope
'Super Funbags' are at least couple of sizes smaller - these are the 'Space Hopper' model.
here here!
We need a good comparative aid! How many pints of beer could those puppies hold? ...or should that be barrels
@Elmer Phud
You swine. I've just had a mental picture of her stripping off to reveal a silly face and hand grips on each one.....
"My son was off school sick today and he was disgusted."
Damn lies...
"My son was disgusted"
Dear Mrs Rogowski, that expression on your son's face wasn't disgust.
On the other hand
Read a bit about the implants: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polypropylene_breast_implants
I'll admit to being a bit horrified now, sure.
"My son was off school sick today and he was disgusted."
So thats what its called nowadays!
My son was off school sick today and he was disgusted...
Were you off work sick? I would guess not. Maybe if you had a life....er...job, you would be able to complain in a more balanced way.
Not appropriate for This Morning, probably. But it's not as though she flashed the whole nation. Maybe This Morning are struggling for viewer or stories or just anything of interest to people who have no job and sit around watching TV all day. For someone in your position I would have thought Jeremy Kyle would offend you, but apparently This Morning is more of a bad influence on you and your son.
Not that the complainant wasn't being an idiot,
but her being at home during the day hardly invalidates her opinion.
Maybe she was home because her child was sick?
Maybe she works nights?
Maybe her household income is such that she doesn't have to work?
Maybe she lost her job?
Um thats scared me
Thats not porn thats a mutant alien trying to eat her.
calm down
Well if you didn't like the item on the show, use the remote control and watch something else, it's just a pair of tits, not even uncovered.
Irony-o-meter
Sun disgusted by boobs on TV, see page 3 for Erica from Crawley's comments on the scandal.
TGIF folks...
My son was off school sick today and he was disgusted
He didn't leave the room because he was disgusted, but to watch on the TV in his bedroom.
I'm amazed that's physically possible personally. I thought Lola was pushing the boundaries.
According to the Sun...
...they weigh almost four stone and are growing at a rate of an inch a month. One wonders if that's radius, diameter, or circumference. I was going to ask the IT angle, but computer modeling is definitely needed to predict how soon it'll be before their gravitational field exceeds that of the Earth.
Gumps is the correct unit
our english teacher told us 1 gump was a cubic mouthful...
String implants NSFW
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polypropylene_breast_implants
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