Christopher walken cover is better
The song may be rubbish but the cover versions are gold
Police in Anaheim, California, are "keeping an extra eye out" for net sensation Rebecca Black, following death threats against the teen singer. Black, 13, was catapulted to instant fame as the YouTube video of her song Friday went global, despite music lovers' description of the ditty as "the worst song ever". Following …
The song may be rubbish but the cover versions are gold
Bob Dylan's cover is also outstanding:
This is literally the first time I have had to stop listening to a song after 20 seconds because I couldn't bear it and then also stop listening to the parody of the same song after 20 seconds because I was laughing so loudly it was disturbing other people around me.
She doesn't seem that bad a singer. At least she does have a voice.
But why in the name of the gods would she sing such a shit song?
I've heard much worse "music" from rap "artists," however, it's certainly not good. Still, I know ignorance is bliss and all, but I can't remember a time where the most important issue in my life was the day of the week. I think she--and anyone who actually likes this song--really needs to find something to do with her life. Find a hobby or something. There's lots of fun stuff that can be done any day of the week.
Like commenting on El Reg...
that a little bit of me wonders if there really have been death threats, or is it a cynical ploy to get some sympathy for the autotuned bratling?
Let's be honest - it's all been done in a standard 'cookie cutter teen star' way already, much the same as all the usual talent shows. The 'starlet' autotunes her way through a song that's been pulled off the shelf by a music company that, in this case, specialises in vanity projects like this. As her star begins to fade, 'the rules' decree that it's important for her to do *something* to keep her name in the public eye. At 13, the usual routes (stumbling out a a nightclub with another z-lister, hitting a photographer and so on) are closed to her, so (gasp!) let's have a death threat. Actually, let's go for two of them. That'll work.
So, the lesson of this tale is don't threaten to kill Rebecca Black. As with all annoying children, just don't give her any attention and she might go away.
Man, are you going to feel like a shit if some idiot who takes the Internet too seriously actually does make an attempt on her life...
Not saying you're wrong, mind; I suspect your cynicism may be spot-on...
"Man, are you going to feel like a shit if some idiot who takes the Internet too seriously actually does make an attempt on her life..."
You know what? No. No I wouldn't. That may seem callous, but then I am a callous bastard at times.
Regardless of her song's aesthetic qualities, some people really need to get a grip.
Wouldn't surprise me.
Meanwhile, I wanted to share this interpretation of the song. Useful for people still in high school or those doing literature studies:
well obviously that guy who orchestrated the campaign for "Killing in the Name" for xmas no1 that time has taken things to the next level!
Oh freddled gruntbuggly
thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee.
Groop I implore thee,
my foonting turlingdromes.
And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts
with my blurglecruncheon, see if I don't!"
Hope they get the responsible party and make them play a prominant part in Ms Black's next youtube song as punishment.
Tie the silver spoon fed wench to a chair and play her Godawful song back to her for 12 hours solid...
That way she'd understand why the crazies are acting.. uhm.. crazy
As "Ally J" says, any form of publicity is publicity in itself.
So in your crazy world of logic, it's okay to send a 13 year old girl death threats because she released a song?
You're certainly right about crazies....
As far as I'm aware, people aren't being forced to watch it. I've heard it's a bad song, so I haven't watched it. Also, if you start watching it, you don't have to watch the whole thing. Certainly not for 12 hours
Odd line to take but can we bring it to its logical conclusion?
Can I assume that any song by someone outside my preferred demographic and that I dont particularly like is grounds for abuse and torture?
I freely admit I cant stand this song and the fact her parents felt the need to spend money on her doing it is amazing.
But it is no more annoying than lots and lots of other songs I cant stand and its no more a waste of her parents money than any of the other things rich kids get to do.
Until someone forces the crazies to sit and listen to her song, what justification do they have for this action? Even if this is a PR-orchestrated death threat, how can people be actually agreeing with it?
The fact is there are many, many more songs out there that I would rather pour acid down my ear canal than listen to, just as there are books I will never read and TV programs (in fact entire channels) I will never ever watch.
I dont waste time campaigning about how they are so crap no one else should endure them. Nor do I advocate the torture and murder of those involved....
Stock, Aitken and Waterman would have signed her in an instant.
Yay, go for the *really* low-hanging fruit why don't you?
They signed my brother. His impressive qualifications for a meteoric rise to obscurity were "being in the room when they needed someone for a band". Turns out to be all you need to end up playing keyboards to a hundred and some odd thousand people in Manila as part of a world tour supporting Yet Another Artificial Band With A Bigger Advertising Budget Than Them.
 Ok, miming to a backing tape of someone else playing keyboards to be strictly accurate.
Dude, they ruled 80s britpop with an iron fist. Yes, I still bear a grudge against them for that.
PR firm needing more attention for their lil earner, resurrect the death threat.
There is also a serious punishment for wasting police time especially if you do for commercial reasons.
I guess it must be jail too.
How f*cked is the world when people think it OK to send death threats to a 13year old girl.
Yes the song was shit, but don't listen to it. It not like another musician lost out because her song was produced, her parents paid for it.
It's not that much worse that the sh*t Simon Cowell produces and that does affect decent musicians.
Just another shit song in the universe of shit songs, there have been many, and many more still to come. TBH, it's not the shittiest IMO.
Death threats are just another demonstration of how intolerant some people are, how hateful they are of others; practitioners of different religions, supporters of a different political party, different sexuality, different skin colour, or 13 year old with a rubbish song, it doesn't matter to them.
America embraces and legitimises 'freedom to hate' within First Amendment rights, so this behaviour can be said to be a natural consequence of that and "with us or against us" pack mentality. Rebecca should think herself lucky she's not a liberal, black, Muslim, lesbian with a shit song.
Of course, it's not only Americans who hate, and the number that do seems to be spreading, and happy to present that hatred in public. It's a creeping cancer.
The Anaheim Police Department does not seem to be aware of this legitimization you speak of. If on the other hand you mean that the First Amendment offers very broad protection for speech that can be considered political, that much is true. It is not impossible that a bit of consideration of Sullivan v. NY Times could lead you to see why this is so.
Or perhaps you expand on your thesis. One rhyme that quite a few Americans and perhaps many others know is "Casey at the Bat", includes the stanza
'From the benches, black with people, there went up a muffled roar,
Like the beating of the storm-waves on a stern and distant shore.
"Kill him! Kill the umpire!" shouted someone on the stand;
And its likely they'd a-killed him had not Casey raised his hand.
A proper punter ought to be able to spin out a direct line from Thayer's imaginary baseball fans (and quite a few real ones since) to today's internet bozos. Get to work, lad! D.H. Lawrence on the American as "cold, stoic, isolate, a killer" is the standard you should aim to match.
<quote>A hate crime is a traditional offense like murder, arson, or vandalism with an added element of bias. For the purposes of collecting statistics, Congress has defined a hate crime as a "criminal offense against a person or property motivated in whole or in part by an offender's bias against a race, religion, disability, ethnic origin or sexual orientation." Hate itself is not a crime—and the FBI is mindful of protecting freedom of speech and other civil liberties.</quote>
I'm going to have to remember the phrase "autotuned bratling". People are going to wonder why I'm laughing like that...
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As far as the "freedom to hate goes", the old argument is that with great freedom also comes great responsibility...or, as it's commonly phrased, "don't yell "fire!" in a crowded theater when there is no fire". So...while I'm quite free to say that I might not like this young woman's singing and think she should stop or even less polite things than that, actually *threatening* her is definitely crossing the line. There's no point in doing that, but there are all kinds out there.
As it is, I haven't heard the young woman sing, don't really care one way or another and think it's truly unfortunate that there are some people who feel it is right to threaten a person over their beliefs/orientation/religion/opinions/abilities/whatever.
In Brazil hate is a crime without bail option and it is categorized at the same level as rape and murder. Each country has a different approach. This girl would be better in Brazil I guess becasue in US the threats need to be taken seriously since many wackos have guns.
While the poor girl is vocally challenged - even Jeremy Paxman isn't that nasal - death threats are a tad excessive.
To give her some* credit, at least she's doing something and following her dream. How many of us get that far?
* very little, mind you. After all, Hitler followed his dream and inflicted pain and suffering too, though on a larger scale.
Release a song which might or might not be acceptable, and you are NEARLY LIKE HITLER?
Holy cow! Whatever next??
"Hitler's entry to the Eurovision song contest, singing about increasing Lebensraum, upping the Bruttosozialprodukt, übering the EURO and his love towards his dog. After this message..."
"at least she's doing something and following her dream. How many of us get that far?"
Erm, mummy threw $4K at a record company to write and produce it as a gift for her little darling. While the hatred thrown her way is obscenely unjustified, let's not credit her for chasing her dream. If my parents had spoilt me that way, I'm sure I could have been auto-tuned into producing something similar.
Erm, she's 13. Bit mean-spirited, arencha?
Didn't Hitler want to be a painter, or some such, but was turned down for artist's school? Maybe we should let her go on making songs, just in case, eh?
"Erm, she's 13. Bit mean-spirited, arencha?"
Maybe, but I'm not being mean to her, more along the lines I don't think her parent is particularly responsible to splurge that sort of money on blatantly autotuning their 13 year old daughter and allowing a record company to put it up on youtube.
She may well be a great singer, it's impossible to tell from that vid.
I can write better music on a sodding Commodore Amiga! Na it must be the "professionally" produced video that cost actual money.
...but I do have to point out an error at the end of the first sentence:
Police in Anaheim, California, are "keeping an extra eye out" for net sensation Rebecca Black, following death threats against the teen singer.
It should be:
Police in Anaheim, California, are "keeping an extra eye out" for net sensation Rebecca Black, following death threats against the teen "singer".
Ha ha how appropriate of you to make that "correction" very good.
... am still trying to work out whether the Anaheim PD now have an officer with both eyes out, or whether we should be welcoming our new thrice-oculared overlords...
*deliberately missing the sarcasm*
Thirteen-year-old consciousness. Nothing wrong with that if one is 13.
I mean, you can kinda understand crap lyrics from a 13 year old. They aren't all Leann Rimes...
...however I understand that it was he that wrote this atrocity. Have some sympathy for the girl, her way to fame was bought in a tidy little package, now she has to deal with the fact that people who get "instant fame" usually don't want it. It is better to work up to it, for whatever she might do in the future, she'll always be the girl that made the most awful pop song in the history of our entire species...
i actually quite like it
I thought that some of the metaphysical imagery was particularly effective.......
It's better than a lot of rap songs I've heard for what that's worth and they not only threaten to kill each other but actually go through with it.
Are you suggesting that Rebecca Black should be thrown into the cold vacuum of space?
and said 'dad, it's just a song, dad, it's just a song'.
Woke up, fell out of bed,
Dragged a comb across my head...
I am out of the office travelling through time. Your problem will be rectified when I return, last Tuesday.