Westminster Abbey cashes in on Royal Wedding with ... App
Today, Prince William and Kate Middleton gave 'royal approval' to Abbey 3D, an app that offers a tour of Westminster Abbey in 3D, even showing users areas that are off-limit on Wedding Day. Bless. There's also a photo gallery of previous weddings as well as biographies of those involved, not to mention the regular updates and …
The day is getting closer, I'm so excited!
...because then it'll all be done and I won't get it force-fed to me any more.
There's still time for Kate. She's a pretty girl entering the royal nuthouse. Look how much good that did Di.
google 'that scheming Kate Middleton"
68,900 hits.
Don't know folks, something is not right with that chick - I'm kicking back in mountains of Tennessee and even I can smell her bullshit from here.
You do realize this will be the biggest reality television show ever made, right? I feel sorry for the Prince, I really do, due to the drama he's going to face on a day-to-day basis from her.
68,900 hits ?
That's nothing, search for "that scheming kate middleton who eats baby brains" and you get 133,000 hits which means it must be way more truer than what you said.
Then, when this page gets indexed, it'll be 133,001! Making it even more truer.
Scheming
If she wants to scam some loaded inbreds good luck to her. Maybe hers will be the scandal to rid of these talentless bastards once and for all.
Combined with Duke-Nukem 3D
And there's an app I would play.
Somewhere ...
... I have a Richard Nixon urinal mint. Unused, I hasten to add ... Might even say it's in mint condition ;-)
royal condoms
sound like a jolly good idea, they would help prevent more royals which can only be a good thing.
I've made just one purchase for Royal Wedding Day
My one and only Royal Wedding Day purchase is a Eurostar ticket to Paris to get away from it all.
Number one google hit for ...
"Commemorative Royal Wedding Ring"
(NSFW)
WTF?!!
Where's the icon that looks like a wanking hand!! What a waste of an app!?
Don't worry
There's not a limited supply of apps, people can just write them to do whatever they want.
One souvenir I will certainly not be buying.
http://www.personal-choice.co.uk/index.php?page=shop.product_details&flypage=flypage.pbv.v5.tpl&product_id=1127&category_id=71&vmcchk=1&option=com_virtuemart&Itemid=156
(Not that I will be buying any.)
Oh dear....
....I still remember Chuck and Di's wedding.....I can't take any more of this quaint buffoonary!
Commemorative Plate
The best piece of Royal Wedding-related merch I saw was the commemorative personalised paper plates available on eBay...
Commemorative Plate V2
This has to be my favourite plate so far!!
http://www.firebox.com/product/3425/Unofficial-Royal-Wedding-Plates
Seems fitting
A wedding that many of us don't care about.
An app only for platforms that most of us don't run.
(Well, at least they included Android, but once again, we see 3rd place Apple being catered for, whilst market leader Nokia gets ignored. Next.)
I love royal weddings
When big ears married barbie we got the day off school and we went to the seaside
There should be a royal wedding every friday.
Oh dear 2
It's going to look like Vulgaria (in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang for you youngsters). That's why the tourists come to London, coz they think it's Vulgaria and to try and spot Baron Bomburst...
Time to dust off
my "Cromwell didn't for far enough" t-shirt
