Since my previous proposal to generate an artifical blackhole and neutron star in the parking lot of our laboratory was rejected due to lack of ethical approval and nonspecific safetly concerns, I am now proposing to write a computer simulation in which we can bash various celestial objects into one another to see what happens.
The main research outcomes of this proposal will be:
1. preventing me from further endangering humanity with my real world mad science aspirations
2. creating lots of pretty graphics which will increase public engagement in physics and can be sold for use in Avatar 2
3. evidence to support an action plan for our planet should such a celestial collision occur nearby ( e.g. pray, become extinct, develop teleportation etc)