back to article Duke Nukem Girls give it some on video

Headline says it all. Video shows it all... Duke Nukem Forever will be released on 10 June, 2011. Honest. ®

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NSFW?

I'd hardly call that video 'unsafe', a few suggestive comments and even the digital boobs were pixelated.

The one question it does raise though is if the game has also been sanitized to this level?

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Bring it On

Probably going to be disappointed but should still be good for a laugh.

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Lamest thing ever?

as title

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Watch the ads

Now if someone can explain to me why the hell does does it show an ad for shedstore.co.uk...

That is an entertaining quirk of the Google matching algorithm (to say the least).

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Re: Watch the ads

Any chance their catchphrase is "Got wood?"

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I'm sorry but..

animated corpses - no matter HOW big their breasticles are - are NOT going to get me aroused.

Uncanny valley anybody?

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Move over Lara Croft...

Man, about 15/16 years back I used to have to load a 3DFX Voodoo Card patch on the original Tomb Raider to see uncovered boobies like that!

Enough of the tartfest, as an avid FPS lover I want to see more gun gore opposed to bump mapped nipples...

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Bad move

There are a few good FPS already... But if they want to compete in the titillating business, the competition is overwhelming.

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You know it's going to suck

But you will buy it anyway.

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FAIL

Oh the irony.

A game crammed with humour that could only appeal to 13 yr olds that has an adult only rating.

I also find that it's the most mediocre and truly god awful games that rely on this sort of nonsense in a desperate bid to attract media attention and increase sales. Quality games sell themselves without this sort of media circus.

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On the other hand

It has boobies, hyuk hyuk!

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"Mature humor"

Yeah, right.

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did it really say "please wash your hands after playing" ?!

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10th June...

... this year or next... or next... or next?

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Ha

lets face it, very few parents are going to get this game, and it is quite likely terrible BUT everyone of us who played Duke way back will have that voice in the back of their heads saying "go on...just one game.. you know you want to"

and i bet the vast majorty will give in to that, and 3 hours later youve discovered you've already finished it and have spent the last 2 hours "exploring" the game, then the wife finds out about it and its banished to the top shelf in your wardrobe until your 13 year old kid goes looking in your bedroom for porn one day and stumbles across it, and life goes on.

It will flash bright with initial sales and end up in the bargin bin not long after.

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WTF?

Why?

Just simply that. Why?

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