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A Florida woman has turned on her ex-boyfriend after the sudden disappearance of her 15-foot "expert dancing pole" following the couple's breakup. NBC Miami reports that the 19-year-old woman discovered the $400 pole had vanished into thin air when she returned to her ex-boyfriend's apartment to retrieve her stuff in the wake of …

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FAIL

Slow news day?

Stretching the tech angle a bit far there.

No need to apoleogise, however.

I'll get my coat...

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hmmm..

Not sure I want my bottom loaded, but each to their own

Yours, predictably...

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Nice one

"Woman fingers ex"?

Kudos++

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Get your stripper pole here.

Is it just me or did this read like an advert for people to buy stripper poles ?

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Anonymous Coward

Pole dancing...

...minus the stripper bit... has become a popular exercise / dance class around here (S.England).

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Dead Vulture

I thought I was reading El Reg....

... not the Tabloid Press...

If it had been a $400 laptop with her work on it, would you have made a big story about it?

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Pint

of course they would

Lap-dancer lambasts laptop-losing lover, labels lad liable...

It's Friday :)

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Are you new here?

Get ye back to Channel Register if it's IT stories you're after. It's Friday afternoon and it's beer garden weather (or at least it is in the glorious* English* midlands*).

* sarcasm? you decide!

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FAIL

@Are you new here?

No, are you? If you were, you might not be aware that I'm the guy with the business making "interesting" leather goods.

You might also not make the connection that I know professional pole dancers who would be seriously upset if the top-of-the-line "tool of their trade" (go on, have a good snigger because I said "tool") had been nicked and probably flogged off for a few quid by their boyfriend.

Tell you what, if your laptop gets nicked by your ex, get El Reg to put a story on here and we'll all have a good laugh about it because, well, it's Friday, isn't it.

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Face it, Graham

If your storeroom was robbed it'd be in bootnotes the next day.

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Re: @Are you new here?

Graham in answer to your (to paraphrase) "do you know who I am?", you're one of the commentards for whom I don't have extensive records. As are all the others.

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IT Angle

lost for words,

As lurker said, slow news days Lads? Run out of IT related material?

Ex has 15 foot pole, in his dreams.

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Coat

Getting my coat already.

Probably took it down the pawn [porn] shop

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Ah...

NOW El Reg is back to its strongest. Reminds me why I keep coming back, well done.

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Pint

Ah Friday

I love these stories. Partly cause they make me chuckle and party because it makes me realise it's friday!

Pints are on me

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Paris Hilton

Sense of humor bypasses?

Great story, with great reference to site where 1 could pick 1 up for the missus.

Paris...cos she could handle a pole like......etc...etc...etc

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Coat

$400 for a pole?

This exceptional product is either gold-plated or exceptionally well marketed.

//off to buy some lengths of steel tubing before the market crashes

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May I Humbly...

submit:

2006 Pole-A-Palooza at Light Nightclub in the Bellagio (NSFW)

http://destination-fun.com/CHRON/2006/08/20/index.html

These girls were "advanced" and STRONG!

cheers

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Coffee/keyboard

Interesting story 0 I'd like to comment but...

.... I'm not touching it with a 15' pole....

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Coat

Sex, Drugs, Rock & Roll, IT.

Where to start. Isn't Friday wonderful!

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