I'm sorry Dave. I can't allow that
I see that you are in Iran.
(Dave has just powered on his laptop and connected it to the Cabin WiFi. He's flying from Germany to India.)
The Microsoft & Intel have decreed that this device cannot be used inside Iran. The CPU, Memory and the Hard Disk will self destruct in 5 seconds.
Thank you for buying Microsoft Windows and Intel. Designed to keep your data out of the hands of those pesky Iranians. Have a nice day.
I couldn't resist this one.