We all know that Google's Street View has transdimensional capabilities, as well as the power to create space/time feedback loops, so it should come as no surprise that the Great Satan of Mountain View will in the future give staff at its all-seeing eye Terminator-style time travel abilities. Here's a employee warping into …
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Plea for proof readers
Nobody should ever be the final proof reader of their own work.
I should know: I once
--- published a calender with a completely wrong date block on one page
--- had 10,000 Christmas cards printed "Happy Birthday"
And the stuff I've toprd on the interrrnot doesn't bear thinking about!
"had 10,000 Christmas cards printed "Happy Birthday""
Pint for you, as it'sFriday and that made me laugh.
Also, I might do that on purpose this year. Not 10,000 of them though.
I got a call
From the packaging department. "Are you sure this is right? We've never packed *birthday* cards in dozens before".
My stomach fell. I had to grovel to the production manager for the reprint. But hey, I managed to sell a few to the "sold in aid of" organisation I was handling the job for!
Spy on your self cam
That chap has just clearly just got of the car and is trying to get famous.
With the emphasis on 'ghost'
Oh, I was buying it until...
"the most vigilant government personal data privacy agency."
That's just not believable.
Man stands in front of camera?
No news day?
Happy Birthday is OK
Without getting too deep into the religious aspect of things, "Happy Birthday" is not entirely inappropriate for a Christmas card. In fact, some folks would think it very good.
Getting deep into the religious aspect ...
December 25th was the Ancient Roman birthday of the sun.
Is it worth eating dirt...
...to avoid getting snapped by Google?
And ... Lucky didn't mind at all?
We've got a dog called 'Lucky'.
That is actually the Black Opal's driver nipping out for a pee.
Of course, he has to time warp back so his employers do not notice. You pee on your own time at Google.
But what about his undies?
Do they give his name as Calvin Klein?
You can see him just outside the door too.
I suspect that Google have developed a high tech solution for photographing interiors and footpaths - they push the camera rig around on a tea trolley.
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