A group of Surrey naturists is looking for an accommodating farmer, after their landlord refused to renew the lease on their old site. The Surrey Downs Sun Club leased their site from a holiday and residential company, which has decided to expand its own facilities at the Farley Green site, the Surrey Advertiser reports. The 70 …
Missed a trick
How is this funny? Nudism has nothing to do with screwing.
I'm surprised that the author didn't manage to squeeze the word "cock" in somehow.
Seems to be de rigueur these days on El Reg.
Wasn't there a farm involved? 1/10 for effort.
the blue... oh, it said bells. Nevermind.
Why be furious?
Surely if the caterham crowd are naturists then they see nothing wrong with being naked, so why would they be bothered if they are being overlooked?
Paris, obviously ;)
Re: Why be furious?
How is that at all logical? They don't want idiots gawping at them. It's not difficult to understand.
I really am curious as to what is up with you all today. It's even more ridiculous than usual.
Maybe they don't want to find themselves all over youtube (or whatever). Maybe that's also why nudist camps don't allow non-nudists to freely wander around gawking at the danglies.
Most nudists enjoy the freedom of nudity, not the spectacle of exhibitionism.
They've been lapping up
too much of the wrong kind of ice cream.
If I remember correctly they were concerned that after the tower was built, someone would complain about all the naked people their little 5 year daughter can see from their window and then the site would be shutdown.
I.e. that the tower development was the first step to evicting them by the back door.
What's up with them all ...
Spring is coming, and the rabbits are getting ... rampant?
Re: They've been lapping up
Again... I don't get it.
@ SB -- re: re: They've been lapping up
I was referring to your comment on why the comments seem even more ridiculous than usual today. I was attempting to be clever by blaming substance abuse. Too obtuse it seems.
Re: @ SB -- re: re: They've been lapping up
I kind of get it.
@ Sarah Re: Lapping
Could you explain it to me then, please?
I thought he was referring to the other article about the breast milk ice cream. Didn't make it any more humorous either way.
Having a head that looks like a bulldog munching on wasps...
Hard up = Not getting it.
Hold a fundraiser
Perhaps they could raise cash to buy their own place by selling calendars?
I guess they'd be fully clothed in the calenders right?
If the naturists got into calenders one would think they would come out all flat and smooth...
a machine in which cloth, paper, or the like, is smoothed, glazed, etc., by pressing between rotating cylinders.
a machine for impregnating fabric with rubber, as in the manufacture of automobile tires.
–verb (used with object)
to press in a calender.
There is nothing untoward that goes on.
> There is nothing untoward that goes on.
That's just what you'd expect them to say *shifty look*
What do naturists do..
.. during the british winters?
What do naturists do during the british winters?
Get very cold.
>> What do naturists do during the british winters?
Grin and bare it !
OK, I'll get my coat.
Gotta be a Nudesperson ;-)
How is this a joke? Nudism has nothing to do with political correctness.
Getting a bit touchy with the nudists comments SB
Re: Hold On
Yes, because they're stupid. There's a proliferation of stupid comments around here today in general.
Too much cheek for you to bare?
"There's a proliferation of stupid comments around here today"
But surely that was the idea behind the article, right?
I mean, an article about a landlord refusing to renew a lease, in Bootnotes?! Ah, but the leaseholders were nudists. Now, what sort of comments were being invited here then? Clearly, not discussing the intricacies of property law?
Re: @Sarah Bee
No, I mean really unusually stupid, and not just on this thread, it's everybloodywhere.
March madness ?
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considering the subtitle
"110 naturists look for friendly farmer"
What did you expect? You can't write an article sniggering about nudists and then expect us sheep to restrain ourselves.
I'm already expecting some shining wit to respond pointing out I mentioned nudists and sheep in the same post.
Surely that was the point
of the whole article.
Perhaps SB has too many layers on. Need to fan yourself dear!
Thought it was quiet
I can see I got the popcorn and comfy chair for the wrong comment thread...
Sub concious thoughts?
Sarah, is this getting to you because you find the news hard ?
Perhaps you have tender feelings for these gentle folk?
Is your membership under threat?
Something you want to bring out into the open?
Pre Menstral, Post Menopausal of just another outburst of righteous self indignation?
Prove your maturity - Censor them...
If you keep up your offensive crap, you'll get banned.
The Nudist Rambler
What ever happened to Vincent Bethell? You never see hide nor hair
of him these days.
...A damn good thing too..
"The 70 year old club has 110 members."
And how many women?
I'm more concerned about the carpenters...
or were they allowed to wear PPE?
spelks you understand.
70 year old club
Slightly worried at the thought of a hundred and ten strong group of septagenarians
70 Year old club...
Are the members 70 years old or the club?
I wonder about the clubhouse and chalets. I hope the club members don't forget to demolish them and grub up all the power cables and plumbing they have laid.
Naturists get a particularly bad deal all round. Continually harassed by police and local councils who don't actually know what the law is. Victims of stupid infantile sniggering in the media. Landlords that run roughshod over their rights the moment the smell money. Even developers that infiltrate clubs to get enough members so they can vote the club into selling off its land.
The naturists I know are just about the nicest people I've ever met.
cant be anything but
guess theve nothing to hide.
what you see iswhat you get
not much to hide under the circumstances.
That's because they don't carry a lot of baggage.
Or anything else, for that matter.
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