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We Dare is a new game, for the Wii and PS2 and out later this year, that invites players to use motion-sensing consoles in a rather more adult way than previous titles. Gaming blog Kotaku, who spotted the forthcoming release, reckons it's a sex party in a box, which isn't as far from the truth as one might hope. We Dare …

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Surely PS3?

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Anonymous Coward

PS2 move

Retro kinky gaming ?

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Move

"(PS2 players need the Move accessory)"

Move remote is for PS3

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LOL

How shit is that!

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PS2?

Ummm... Isn't the Move a PS3 accessory?

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PS2?

Don't you mean PS3? :P

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I'm probably not the first to bring this up, but...

PS2 Move? You mean PS3 Move, shirley?

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dot dot dot

CRINGE.

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Anonymous Coward

I shall post a serious comment....

.... just as soon as i've finished cringing.

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Early April the First?

They have got to be kidding.

Ubisoft site describes it as 'Sexy Party Game' and yet it has a 'Pegi 12' rating.

Grab the popcorn and wait for the Daily Mail and the Tories to see this, this is gonna be fun.

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Old

seen it.

hasn't anyone seen Warioware?

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Daily Mail

They already have covered it, with many mothers 'out raged'.

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Or you could just

Sod the games console, go upstairs and shag. Jesus.

I always thought the Wii MP controller in its big rubber sheath looked more like a sex toy than the Move. Especially in black. When I got my black Wii, I almost immediately started referring to it as the Wii Dildo.

Doesn't the Wiimote have a vibe motor too...

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WHAT!!!???

<phew> For a moment there I thought you were suggesting we go upstairs and shag Jesus!! Must alter the res of this monitor - it's blurring out full stops!

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Oh man, why didn't I think of that before?

Nintendildo! It's so obvious!

I feel stupid for not having thought of that wordmangle earlier.

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Wanna know what's worse?

"<phew> For a moment there I thought you were suggesting we go upstairs and shag Jesus!! Must alter the res of this monitor - it's blurring out full stops!"

Slightly worse, I nearly misspelled it Jess, which isn't a problem until you consider that the only Jess I know is my cousin.

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Or...

Diltendo?

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re. WHAT!!!???

I was more worried about him suggesting sodomising the console; that slot's very narrow, and none of the ports at the back look any better.

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Or ...

Konkey Dong?

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re:re. WHAT!!!???

"It's my sex box... and her name is Sony!"

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Re: Wanna know what's worse?

Win for not being anon!!

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Re: LuMan

"Want to get down on my knees and start pleasing Jesus."

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@squilookle

Shirley the sexbox is a Microsoft product?

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Paris Hilton

Depending on where and how the remote is inserted...

The Distendo

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tit-le

Does the PS3 Move have the rumble pack in it?

Paris, well because..

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Adults only?

I was already cringing when I saw Wii Watersports in my local games store...

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Wow..

In one party game they are shuffing the remote down the crack of their arse.. In another they are kissing the remote, bet that must taste real nice.

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You do wash your arse crack.....

Don't you?

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Re: washing

Not every two minutes I don't.

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Good point.

I'll wait for the Kinect version.

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Coat

Finally ...

... the reason I've been looking for to persuade SWMBO of the need for a console.

I shall end the week a happy man ...

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ANd this will...

..get approved how?

Can't see Nintendo letting this loose on the console, or MS and probebrly not Sony either....

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It'll be the end of gaming!

You know what like the yanks are, you can have as much violence as you want but as soon as ssshhhhh, s...e...x is mentioned they throw a wobbler! Especially as the Wii is very much a kiddies console. I guess it's just electronic Kiss, Cuddle or Torture though. Wow, that sounds bad these days lol

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@AC

Yes, the move controller has rumble, and can change colour to a suitable deep purple.

Though seeing how Buzz already takes pictures with the Eyetoy at 'key moments' , heaven forbid they combined this with facebook image upload integration in this game.

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WTF?

burn the controller

Your kids will have to burn the controller after those shenanigans.

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bum the controller

You know how "burn" can sometimes look like "bum" in sans-serif fonts? This is one of those very unfortunate situations.

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Disgusting and not at all sexy

A lame attempt to capitalise on the word "sex" with minimal risk and effort.

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@Vlad

Oh please, it's funny as hell.

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Being

Being as it's from Ubisoft it'll doubtless require an always on internet connection to "play" - it might occasionally pop up a message on screen saying "we know what you're doing ... " or something.

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Anonymous Coward

So this accessory allows you to strap the controller where?

It might get Jacqui Smiths husband off the pr0n and reinitialize their marriage.

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Paris Hilton

Cue the...

...Nintendo Rampant Rabbit.

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blocked in my country

Geesh, "This video contains content from Ubisoft, who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds." How annoying is that? And how anti-fair-use?

Perhaps I should move to an open country, like Libya.

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'Pegi 12'

sounds like she's under-age mate, you better grab your coat and move on.

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Uhhh.....

Sex-Wii?

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Coincidence? I think not!

The first 'parental code' shown on the page at the end is 6969...

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Pathetic "copyright infringement" !!

Come on Ubi-soft. You really are being lame here!!!

Why the hell would you run an advertising campaign then stop people doing your advertising for you, for free !!!!

Just because you don't plan on releasing the game in the US is no reason to uni-laterally block US access to seeing the advertisement !!!

Lame, Lame, Pathetic !!!

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Twister is dead

Obviously it is not the done thing to just chuck your keys in a bowl these days, so it saves you having twister in the house to start your party.

That will be why they insist you put the rubber cover on the controller, safe Wii'ing or no Wii'ing

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This seems highly inappropriate...

...for a children's toy.

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Nice double standard, Ubisoft!

Lesbians are ok, but gay men are too icky to appear in ads.

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