Saucy spy Anna Chapman to design Russian space uniforms
One-time Russian secret agent Anna Chapman, globally famous for being the only one of the deep-cover spy ring unmasked by the US last year who is even mildly attractive, will now assist the Russian space agency in designing a stylish new uniform for its personnel. Evidently this won't do for space troops. The revelations come …
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Am I right in thinking that...
This is the same woman that was also given a Leopard as a present on Russian TV?
Where No Man Has Gone Be-PHWOAR!
I rather like her slightly Uhura-esque cocktail dress as an option for the Russian space ladies.
She does not look particularly interesting for a russian lady
Space or not space she would not catch an eye on a Moscow street.
Move along, the girl is fighting to retain her celebrity status. If we pay attention to what she does she will succeed.
Eh...
She could have a wet nose and pointy ears, I wouldn't mind.
It's been a while.
el Reg
For more IT relevance the 2nd picture should have been of an ex-borg on the crew of a federation starship.
Hugh?
Oh, the other one! Ah, yes, Seven of Nine, Tertiary Adjunct Unamatrix 01, she'll do.
Borg on a starship
Which one?
The following individuals are former drones who served aboard a Federation starship after being disconnected from the collective:
Jean-Luc Picard, Annika Hansen (Seven of nine), Katheryn Janeway, B'Elanna Tores, Tuvok, Marika Wilkarah and Icheb
These individuals were liberated from the collective and lived aboard a Federation starship however they did not serve:
Hugh, Azan, Mezoti and Rebi
Additionally, there are also several drones liberated by or discovered by Federation starships on which they chose not to reside. Then there is always the question of “does Data count as having been Borg?” He served the Borg in a leadership capacity on two separate occasions.
There aren’t many I am thinking would have been delicious pictures for commenttard consumption. Accuracy required, sir!
It's obvious...
Whichever one has the biggest knockers.
Paris, because she has her knockers too.
Chapman?
A relative of Peter Chapman, aka Piglet in the Piglet Files?
Piglet files
One of the few Lyndhurst roles I have good memories of watching.
"hardline Russian president Vladimir Putin"
He's PM actually.
Well, officially anyway. You can't quite see his hand up Medvedev's umentionables, but it's there.
Hmm..
Confirms this:
What do you call a good looking woman in Russia?
A Tourist!
As Vaguely Attractive as
A bulldog in a tutu..
Chewing a wasp?
Oh dear...
Unless you're getting it on every night with superwomen ten times hotter than her, I think you're so full of shit your name ought to be changed to Armitage Shanks.
Re: Oh dear...
I think there was some confusion here. Commentard seems to me to be saying "Anna Chapman is much more than vaguely attractive". I believe Mr Page would acknowledge this and was employing comic understatement.
I have no idea why I just wasted precious seconds writing this.
Re: Re: Oh dear...
Ms Bee is correct as ever. Commentard was indeed attempting to insinuate that Ms Chapman could, under ordinary circumstances, be considered, in a superficial way, more than averagely appealing to the eye, indeed not to mention, without wishing to descend to the lavatorial, certain other organs, specifically, organs belonging to those of the male persuasion.
No idea either.
Re: Re: Re: Oh dear
I agree she would be more attractive than a man in a dress certainly...
Throws hat on ground, stamps on it
There! That seems to have dealt with that pesky apid.
hearsay
is that she never was a real spy, but the russians wanted a hero(ine) and she was selected.
The only problem was it took so long to get the merkins to "catch" her - doing nothing
but looking suspicious while doing it just does not seem to work. In the end, the russians had to "leak" her spy status so that she would be caught and brought home as a hero or the state.
I'm sure there will be a film out soon :-)
Is that a rocket in your pocket?
I'm expecting many more comments in the same line - I hope I won't be disappointed
Bidibidibidibidi
wow Buck!
I sure hope she can find something like Col. Deering used to wear
Mine's the one with the misspent youth in the pockets...
Hell yeah!
SHADO FTW!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNEy9FpI3Ek
flameproof overalls
Will Vulture Central be purchasing a few?
LOL
"globally famous for being the only one of the deep-cover spy ring unmasked by the US last year who is even mildly attractive, "
You owe me a new keyboard Lewis !
Re: LOL
Not only that, but the "only one [...] to be both female and passably attractive".
I've not seen the others, but evidently it's not worth the bother googling.
<--- worth two thumbs up but not possible in one post (as in +1 per use of "attractive", pervs!!)
I refuse to enoble a simple forum post!
looking at the various, not unpleasing, bulges in that outfit; would I be correct in assuming Ms Chapman is up the space duff?
Ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ...
It's a woman.
Be Reasonable
I wouldn't push her out of bed to get at Sean Connery or George Lazenby, or any of the Cambridge Five.
Sub-head
"Uncovered undercover chic chick offers self to cosmonauts"
Shouldn't that be "Uncovered undercover chic chick covets career creating cosmonaut clothing"?
Or "... career covering cosmonauts" or "... career keeping cosmonauts warm".
Paris, because when the couture is haute, she's all over it.
You could not make it up.
And I certainly would not even *try*.
I'm thinking....
More like Jane Fonda in Barbarella, rather than Lois Chiles in Moonraker.
Not that there is anything wrong with Lois....
Who would have thought
That getting busted by the FBI could provide such a boost to your career prospects. Actually, I guess it works for hackers sometimes too.
Watch those colour combinations.
Ginger clashes with Orange
http://en.rian.ru/russia/20101019/161012773.html ( enough letters and digits ? )
she's saving herself....
All you fantasists are too late - look at the photo
She's already working on "Cosmonauts - The Next Generation"
Either that or she's been at the Pirozhki a bit too enthusiastically.
The one with the travel order to the Gulag stapled to the lapel please.
I wonder
If she knows how to do that trick with her thighs, I don't think Daniel could withstand it as well.
I'm also curious if she's been attending that other Russian lady's urogenital strengthening school.
Mine's the one with the account at Anastasia International, Spasiba.
Women get so catty and jealous of each other....
When a better chick with better brains get a better gig - out come the claws.
Meanwhile the Bulldog chews a wasp.
I'd forgotten Gabrielle Drake in UFO.
Hot ginger. Under appreciated.
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