The last time royals wedded, the acme in patriotic tat were cups and saucers. This year, monarchy mavens will be able to spend their recession-eroded salaries on an even more diverse array of memorabilia - such as this Gold Union Jack Smartphone Pouch from case maker Proporta. Yes, it does sound like a male stripper's smalls. …
I have to say I quite like it actually-shall I get my coat ??? Hehehe.......
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