It's a cordial tip of the hat this morning to reader Simon Stahn, who has just been favoured with this employment opportunity by Jobserve: Jobserve banking job opportunity requiring the ability to "fist asses" Simon says he wasn't aware getting your hands dirty was a requirement in the banking sector, but then again ... ®
I'm at a loss...
I think it's meant to read...
=> I'm at a loss...
"first assess", perhaps...?
at a guess
It's meant to be "first assess".
Sounds like a nail-biting opportunity.... or maybe not...
More like a pillow-biting opportunity...
might not be a misprint
It could just be the usual macho talk used in the City - you know, like "C'mon Jones, we gotta fist some asses today or we're sunk!".
Seriously, I overheard a guy on his phone in a coffee shop once who actually said "...well, I don't want to get gang-raped on this one, you know?...". Because just 'raped' is too tame a metaphor for some people.
probably "first assess"
but much funnier this way.
I'm guessing it should have read "First Assess", but the misprint is far funnier
Don't you mean a grammar fail? Fist is a valid spelling after all :)
Sounds like a job for
a vet, not a banker.
What goes around comes around
Well the banks have done as much to the rest of us, it's about time they received some payback...
Gloves, camera, action
After the last screw over, with pleasure, no lube, show me where to sign up!
Far Too kind
What you need Is one of them gloves as worn by competitors in RollerBall.
A niche bank perhaps?
Going for the "perv pound".
New world order?
I, for one, welcome our banker ass fisting overlords etc etc..
Or perhaps I should just reach for my coat.
About time too!
Perhaps this forms the first 'thrust' of the Wikileaks banking mega-leak?
Not long before wikileaks truth-rapes someone in banking, now
Brings a whole new meaning to...
... Take your job and shove it!!
Part of the song lyrics are:
"TAKE THIS JOB AND *shove it* - I AIN'T COMIN' HERE NO MORE"...
More all of diss story: make no assiduous ass sump shuns about on-the-job ass suss mints...
Cue Julian Clary
As JC said: "I've just been fisting Norman Lamont. Talk about a red box..."
A surprising lack of spelling mistakes and other errors compared to the average recruiter output, although there's still a lot to pick over.
Fists, I mean thumbs up!
Someone got their job advert and their dating advert mixed-up didnt they! They'll be some random ad on some hook-up website asking for a well hung dominant solution architect - if he's not careful that terminology will spread and he's just invented some new sex slang!
I don't believe it...
The site has been "corrected", but the spelling is incorrect.
It's almost as funny :D
site updated - still wong
clicking on the link provided takes you to see that the ad now says 'first asses'.
I think it should have said 'assist'.
By the way, when i clicked on the link I found I was logged in as someone else, So I logged him or her out.
I'll be buggered if I can remember the last time the happened.
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