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It's a cordial tip of the hat this morning to reader Simon Stahn, who has just been favoured with this employment opportunity by Jobserve: Jobserve banking job opportunity requiring the ability to "fist asses" Simon says he wasn't aware getting your hands dirty was a requirement in the banking sector, but then again ... ®

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something assets?

I'm at a loss...

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Headmaster

I think it's meant to read...

"...first assist..."

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@semprance

=> I'm at a loss...

"first assess", perhaps...?

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"first assess"

at a guess

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Anonymous Coward

something assets?

It's meant to be "first assess".

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Go

oooh..

Sounds like a nail-biting opportunity.... or maybe not...

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Coat

aaahh

More like a pillow-biting opportunity...

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might not be a misprint

It could just be the usual macho talk used in the City - you know, like "C'mon Jones, we gotta fist some asses today or we're sunk!".

Seriously, I overheard a guy on his phone in a coffee shop once who actually said "...well, I don't want to get gang-raped on this one, you know?...". Because just 'raped' is too tame a metaphor for some people.

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probably "first assess"

but much funnier this way.

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Merchant Bankers

I'm guessing it should have read "First Assess", but the misprint is far funnier

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FAIL

Spellchecker fail

"First assess".

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Headmaster

Sir

Don't you mean a grammar fail? Fist is a valid spelling after all :)

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Sounds like a job for

a vet, not a banker.

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What goes around comes around

Well the banks have done as much to the rest of us, it's about time they received some payback...

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Gloves, camera, action

After the last screw over, with pleasure, no lube, show me where to sign up!

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Far Too kind

What you need Is one of them gloves as worn by competitors in RollerBall.

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A niche bank perhaps?

Going for the "perv pound".

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Welcome

New world order?

I, for one, welcome our banker ass fisting overlords etc etc..

Or perhaps I should just reach for my coat.

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About time too!

Perhaps this forms the first 'thrust' of the Wikileaks banking mega-leak?

Not long before wikileaks truth-rapes someone in banking, now

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Brings a whole new meaning to...

... Take your job and shove it!!

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Part of the song lyrics are:

"TAKE THIS JOB AND *shove it* - I AIN'T COMIN' HERE NO MORE"...

More all of diss story: make no assiduous ass sump shuns about on-the-job ass suss mints...

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Cue Julian Clary

As JC said: "I've just been fisting Norman Lamont. Talk about a red box..."

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Pint

But overall...

A surprising lack of spelling mistakes and other errors compared to the average recruiter output, although there's still a lot to pick over.

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Fists, I mean thumbs up!

Someone got their job advert and their dating advert mixed-up didnt they! They'll be some random ad on some hook-up website asking for a well hung dominant solution architect - if he's not careful that terminology will spread and he's just invented some new sex slang!

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I don't believe it...

The site has been "corrected", but the spelling is incorrect.

"first asses"

It's almost as funny :D

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site updated - still wong

clicking on the link provided takes you to see that the ad now says 'first asses'.

I think it should have said 'assist'.

By the way, when i clicked on the link I found I was logged in as someone else, So I logged him or her out.

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Bloody shit!

I'll be buggered if I can remember the last time the happened.

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