I knew it!
Less than 24 hours after porting my number to Ooma after waiting years for Google Voice to come through, Google Voice comes through!
Well, too late. The minimal features of Ooma' basic service suits me just fine, the whole issue is I didn't want to lose a 25 year old phone number. Now I have the hardware, and a $40 porting fee, from now on at $3.47/mo I'm set.