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Jamie Oliver website offers graphic recipe for 'Pussy'

Tousle-haired mockney belly-robber Jamie Oliver has been let down by his website's IT staff today, after they failed to effectively remove a distinctly NSFW web-2.0 user uploaded recipe for "Pussy". Screengrab of Jamie Oliver website Tasty The offending recipe's page has been removed from Oliver's site, but as the screengrab …

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Unhappy

Sad to see...

...that nobody found the recipe helpful.

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I found it helpful.... Here's why...

The recipe was posted on a Saturday. I guess the weekend had something to do with it.

I'll see if they've started moderating the site.

I'll wait till the weekend.

Come Saturday morning I'll go post a picture of Nigella up on it. It's just got to be done! The trouble I'm having is thinking of a good recipe. English Tart served with whipped cream? Mmmm... I think I'm going to have to sit down and have a good long hard think about it.

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Not very adventurous

I'm sure they could come up with more adventurous recipe.

The method could do with more work on the preparations.

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Indeed.

My recipe usually involves tongue.

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Fair play

..that is pretty damn funny!!

Paris Hilton

30 minute meal?

30 seconds for most guys more like.

Happy

How long?! 30 secs?! I'm not superman!

For most blokes on a Friday night after 10 pints, 10 secs, rollover, fart and fall asleep, if your lucky!

Alert

Yes,, but have you seen what's at number 66 in the charts?

NSFW... and uncensored...

http://twitpic.com/3hos1u

Anonymous Coward

Use my ******** as a ****?!

@Peter Thomas 2

Yeah, they've censored that on the original site now.

However, Yahoo's UK Top 75- which I assume they get from them- still includes the full uncensored version. Again, *very* NSFW, see number 66:-

http://uk.launch.yahoo.com/c/uk/single_charts.html

And here's the cached version to prolong their embarassment in case they spotted it:-

http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:GzzxpZdt1soJ:uk.launch.yahoo.com/c/uk/single_charts.html+uk+top+75&cd=1&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=uk&client=firefox-a

Apparently they were aiming for the Christmas number one. So near and yet.... ah, they were nowhere near. :-)

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Happy

Reminds me of that new entry...

...in this week's chart at number 66.

WTF?

booo !

I posted that link as well and it got rejected... booo !!!!

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As featured in B3ta

I think they would be happier if they were 3 points lower in the chart.

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Coat

And with a simple change

It could be a chocolate brownie

Coat please....

Anonymous Coward

Signed up...

But won't let me mark it as helpful.

When I signed up I got a voucher for naked wines... mmm, and the email was signed "Jamie xxx."

Paris Hilton

I see I'm mistaken....

I thought that was a Jamie Oliver portrait.....

Paris - thought it was her.....

Also...

.....looking at the navigation menu headers - shouldn't it be classed under 'Fish'?

Mexican food surely

fur taco

Disappointing that the article isn't full of puns -- can't get the moderatrix to talk dirty by explaining the puns now can we.

Joke

Or, as Jamie would say:

"Puthy"

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Joke

the best part...

Is the VeriSign secure logo at the bottom of the page (in the google cache). Apparently troj-enz work better

WTF?

Funny?

Is schoolboy snigger-some graffiti really worthy of IT newssite bandwidth?

Anonymous Coward

it was clearly worthy...

... of your comment!

Anonymous Coward

censored by Google?

Out of educational curiosity, I followed the Google cache link. What do I see? A blank image.

Is Google the Grinch? Or are other Dark Forces at Work?

Not The Man From Mars, 'cos he's Heavy and he Ain't My Brother.

Slow but not censored

I initialy thought the same, it eventualy loaded, t'was rather slow thought, a good min and a half but still there.

Anonymous Coward

Maybe he is branching out ...

See his new 'Cock School' book on German Amazon

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51xjsdLdWFL._SS400_.jpg

Unhappy

Image is down

Doesn't show up in Google's cache either.

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Pork

I would have looked for this recipe under Pork.

Happy

Will it help sell more of his books/DVD's

Will it help sell more of his books/DVD's

Anonymous Coward

they just took it down from their website

they just took it down from their website

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