Isn't it obvious?
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As a postscript to last week's Ventblockers II shocker, we felt we had to share a final image with you, giving a pretty good idea as to why this particular video card croaked it: Mummified frog on video card A shaken Richard Boyle explains that he and his colleagues down at Sneakers Computers in Courtenay, British Columbia, " …
meta-material croaking device
As to how the frog got in their, I haven't the froggiest idea.
> so we don't know how it got in.
Kermit protocol? (multi-hop, of course)
I wish I'd taken pics of the failed H-P LaserJet-II I once had to strip.
It lived somewhere damp. And was regularly used to print envelopes. Seems it had become home to a family of snails, who had developed an envelope-glue-eating habit as well as dying in interesting ways in the mechanism.
Angela Lansbury when you need her?
"Where's Angela Lansbury when you need her"
She is doing time for multiple murders and framing people to sell her books.
As for the video nasty croaked carcass cadaver, thats the new must have graphics card technology leap forward.
Are you sure thats not just a configuration jumper on the board?
Sorry, I'll leave quietly......
... can have the gold star for best frog/PC related pun - ever.
...it was a lot smaller when it entered.
But what did it live off in order to grow that big?
This is the same theory used to explain how frogs come to be found entombed (sometimes alive) in coal or rocks (or building foundations*) - it's possible that they entered when small and fed on insects which also entered through small holes.
*"Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gal..."
Yeha, it has probably grown by eating bugs in the computer.
You get the same thing with some kind of crevice-dwelling toad in Canada IIRC. They just crawl into a little cave whilst small, then just wait for the prey to come to them, and get bigger, and bigger...
Wouldn't have grown as big in a Ubuntu box - fewer bugs.
..then ate all the bugs?
Oh my god...I thought I was old. You remember that one. You must be ancient! :P
..And then it tried to eat off page zero...
Was the Video card used for developing SciFi video?
It's a toad, doofuses.
You can tell from that? I'm impressed.
I saved a toad from getting squashed in the road recently. It was definitely a toad rather than a frog, but I could only tell because it wasn't dessicated and stuck to a bit of a PC. I picked it up with my bare hands because I am well 'ard.
> It's a toad, doofuses.
The plural is 'doofi'
Since there is no actual difference between a "Frog" and a "Toad" you can call it either.
It's Doofi, and don't call me Shirley.
It's an honour to have you here, Mr Attenborough.
you kissed it just in case...
Toads and frogs have many similarities, including the way they look. But there are some basic differences between them. Toads have dry, warty skin, while frogs have smooth, wet skin. Frogs have tiny teeth on both upper and lower jaws, while toads lack any teeth. Frogs have longer hind legs than toads. So frogs jump, while toads hop. Female toads lay there eggs them in long, parallel strings, while female frogs lay their eggs singly, in small or large clumps, on the water surface.
It's doofii, but that's not important right now.
"A distinction between frogs and toads, though common in popular culture, is not made in taxonomy."
- Wikipedia article on "Toad"
of English words ending in -us is often problematic, as evidenced by the common disagreement over whether a word should become pluralised by adding -es or by removing the -us and adding -i or even -ii.
Obviously, what is right is what is in common usage, so in a sense, everyone who uses one of the above is 'right', if enough other people use it.
But tempers get heated and there is a desire among us grammar nazis to see mere normal people use the 'right' form.
What should guide people into forming correct plurals of -us ending words is a knowledge of how the word is derived from Greek or Latin.
This knowledge is increasingly rare these days. Its absence is a sure sign of State rather than Private education.
Contrary to common belief, many -us ending words do not pluralise 'correctly' by replacing the -us with -i, but simply by adding -es:
Octopus - derivation Greek. Plural Octopuses.
Bus - derivation Greek. Plural buses.
Virus - derivation Latin. No Latin plural. English plural viruses
Syllabus - derivation Latin. Plural syllabuses
Prospectus - derivation Latin. Plural prospecti
Ignoramus - derivation Latin. Technically already a plural (of ignoro).
Whatever you do here to pluralise, ignorami is incorrect.
As readers of Register are all geniuses, they will be pleased to know that the correct plural of genius is not genii, but as I have indicated, geniuses.
When in doubt, google authoritative sources, do not put what you believe to be right as it is so often wrong
Have a nice day
Doofus - derivation the American gutter. Plural - whatever you like
All toads are frogs, but there is a taxonomic distinction in that true toads are all members of the bufonidae family. By either measure its a frog. I call Rana pipiens.
Moron ! you say that there is no distinction in taxonomy as in the wiki article , you don't understand taxonomy .
Saying there is no distinction made in taxonomy between frogs and toads is irrelevant as this is like saying a domestic cat is no different than a lion.
As I said before frogs and toads are different in response to a post saying they are the same , I know I'm correct so why don't you go and educate yourself .
"Bus - derivation Greek. Plural buses."
You spend ages waiting for a bus, and then all of a sudden loads of bi come by!
but do you really want to admit to getting on a bi.
It's a shortened form of omnibus (for everyone) in Latin.
And the -ii form is wrong for everything (it happens when replacing the -us with -i in a word ending -ius e.g. radius-radii)
Also, technically octopus/platypus - octopodes/platypodes since these come from the Greek, but hardly anyone uses those.
I half-remember a poem about the plural of rhinoceros, but cant find a link to it
Because the frog wasn't DirectX 9 certified?
Things get bigger when heated? Graphics cards get hot..
When you've got Miss Piggy mummified in your PC case, be worried!
Wow, toadally mummified. Incidentally...
Little Johnny is out playing in the garden when the vicar comes past.
"What are you doing there, Johnny?"
"Stuffing a firework up a frog's arse, vicar."
"That's 'rectum', Johnny."
"Damn right it did, vicar!"
Rectum, hell, killedem.
Apparently you can judge the health of an environment by the condition of its frog population.
It simply pressed the cdrom button, jumped on board and went for a ride.
Once inside it realized it had forgotten the USB to serial port adapter so it couldn't log in with it's smartphone.
Once it had finished eating all the bugs and spiders inside it croaked.
Perhaps with help from Tadpole Technology?
This sort of thing has been going on since the 1800's...
Obvious, someone virtualised a tadpole and sent in its virtual image over Ethernet.
Bursar! Those pills don't work on PCs not even the extra-strength ones!
It's the octarine one with the other dimension in a pocket.
It was the same way that Douglas Adams got the sofa up the stairs.
as a tadpol, then lived on flies until it finally croaked due to old age.
...from the advances of an amorous monkey?