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Fans of El Reg's fave bespeckled thespiatrix Lindsay Lohan will be gutted to learn she will not be interpreting Linda Lovelace. Lohan's prison mugshot. Pic: Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department Lohan was to have tackled the 1970s pornstress in a flick entitled Inferno. Back in May, producer Wali Razaqi told the LA Times he …

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Malin Akerman, eh?

Then this wallpaper would seem appropriate: http://wallpaper-s.org/36__The_Heartbreak_Kid,_2007,_Ben_Stiller,_Malin_Akerman.htm

Ok, ok, I'm going...

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Coat

Hmmm

That has to be something hard to swallow...

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What a shame

for poor LiLo. Or should that be LaidLo, considering her current location...

PS still waiting for our "Where's the Lindsay Lohan angle?" icon!

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Oh Noes!

I am disappoint :(

Also, whatever happened to the leaked video we were promised ages ago?

Heartbroken...

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Paris Hilton

Some kind of title

"El Reg's fave bespeckled thespiatrix Lindsay Lohan"

What?

<------ Who's this then?

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Re: Some kind of title

The sainted PARIS is not bespeckled. There is surely room in all our hearts for two talented celebutards?

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Of course.

But in the meantime, we'll' make do with Paris and Lindsay.

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Grammar Question

I thought we had Paris, the celebrutard, and PARIS, the celebriplane. Or have we moved to a simpler system where both are replaced by PARIS, and I somehow missed the change in all the jubs?

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But...

... but she's wearing glasses in the photo...!

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Read between the lines..

"Ultimately, the impossibility of insuring her - and some other issues - have made it impossible for us to go forward"

"Some other issues" = an over-sensitive gag reflex? Just guessing..

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More likely..

The high probability of her returning to prison at any moment.

Paris for obvious reasons.

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Rancho Mirage?

Why does that sound more like a brothel than a rehab clinic to me?

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Vulture 2

Malin Äkerman is the chick replacing Lohan

"Mighty Airplane Launced In Nature" could be the next bigger version of Vulture:-)

Any votes?

We can't have Paris 2. There is only one Paris

Any news about Vulture 2?

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Paris Hilton

Vulture 2

Mighty Airplane Launched By Naturists

Damn, not quite.

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RE:Vulture 2

Mighty Airplane Launched By Nerds

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Too experienced

I suspect (without bothering to read the article) that Lindsay was booted because she has too much experience to be convincing as Lovelace.

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A pitty

It would've been entertaining to see Lohan Choke on a fake one, or at least appear to be choking on fake ones.

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well..

the movie still..ahem..sucks. with or without her.

yes, yes. i'm going.

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Malin Akerman or LiLo?

Aw, can't we have both, please!

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FAIL

And here I was hoping for a movie featuring Babbage and the Difference Engine.

Turns out it's just porn.

iamdisappoint.jpg

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Wait...Malin Akerman?

Innat the lady from Harold & Kumar?

Cool!

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Sobriety

Well they did make her sign a contract that said she will stay sober . Maybey she failed to do so.

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Producer: "was passionate to take this challenge of the role to task"

I wonder if this was based on a personal demonstration on his couch?

You know what they say about those couches!

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Oh, Linda Lovelace...

I was hoping it would be about Ada Lovelace.

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Thanks, Lester

That's my hourly quota for innuendo almost blown, right there.

Yes, I said blown (I had one spare).

:-)

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But who will be

Playing John Holmes?

We need to know these details

(the wife asked, dunno why)

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J.H.

It won't be me.

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