Fans of El Reg's fave bespeckled thespiatrix Lindsay Lohan will be gutted to learn she will not be interpreting Linda Lovelace. Lohan's prison mugshot. Pic: Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department Lohan was to have tackled the 1970s pornstress in a flick entitled Inferno. Back in May, producer Wali Razaqi told the LA Times he …
Malin Akerman, eh?
Then this wallpaper would seem appropriate: http://wallpaper-s.org/36__The_Heartbreak_Kid,_2007,_Ben_Stiller,_Malin_Akerman.htm
Ok, ok, I'm going...
That has to be something hard to swallow...
What a shame
for poor LiLo. Or should that be LaidLo, considering her current location...
PS still waiting for our "Where's the Lindsay Lohan angle?" icon!
I am disappoint :(
Also, whatever happened to the leaked video we were promised ages ago?
Some kind of title
"El Reg's fave bespeckled thespiatrix Lindsay Lohan"
<------ Who's this then?
Re: Some kind of title
The sainted PARIS is not bespeckled. There is surely room in all our hearts for two talented celebutards?
But in the meantime, we'll' make do with Paris and Lindsay.
I thought we had Paris, the celebrutard, and PARIS, the celebriplane. Or have we moved to a simpler system where both are replaced by PARIS, and I somehow missed the change in all the jubs?
... but she's wearing glasses in the photo...!
Read between the lines..
"Ultimately, the impossibility of insuring her - and some other issues - have made it impossible for us to go forward"
"Some other issues" = an over-sensitive gag reflex? Just guessing..
The high probability of her returning to prison at any moment.
Paris for obvious reasons.
Why does that sound more like a brothel than a rehab clinic to me?
Malin Äkerman is the chick replacing Lohan
"Mighty Airplane Launced In Nature" could be the next bigger version of Vulture:-)
We can't have Paris 2. There is only one Paris
Any news about Vulture 2?
Mighty Airplane Launched By Naturists
Damn, not quite.
Mighty Airplane Launched By Nerds
I suspect (without bothering to read the article) that Lindsay was booted because she has too much experience to be convincing as Lovelace.
It would've been entertaining to see Lohan Choke on a fake one, or at least appear to be choking on fake ones.
the movie still..ahem..sucks. with or without her.
yes, yes. i'm going.
Malin Akerman or LiLo?
Aw, can't we have both, please!
And here I was hoping for a movie featuring Babbage and the Difference Engine.
Turns out it's just porn.
Innat the lady from Harold & Kumar?
Well they did make her sign a contract that said she will stay sober . Maybey she failed to do so.
Producer: "was passionate to take this challenge of the role to task"
I wonder if this was based on a personal demonstration on his couch?
You know what they say about those couches!
Oh, Linda Lovelace...
I was hoping it would be about Ada Lovelace.
That's my hourly quota for innuendo almost blown, right there.
Yes, I said blown (I had one spare).
But who will be
Playing John Holmes?
We need to know these details
(the wife asked, dunno why)
It won't be me.
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