Police in Idaho have put a call out to women who may have submitted to breast examinations in bars and clubs, after it emerged that a booze house female plastic surgeon from South Africa was allegedly no such thing. Kristina Brittany Ross, from Boise, was nabbed after cops in the potato state received reports that a South …
With so many tired jokes...
...about "boob checker", or "bikini analyst" etc. being the dreamjob, I would be actually surprised, if he/she was even the first one who pulled something like this up.
Just why he/she considered necessary to pretend to be South African is beyond me. Is South Africa famous for incomparably better proficiency of local silicon-pumpers than those of Idaho?
Pure psychology, my dear Watson
Being from South Africa explains away the oddity of plastic surgery consultations in bars - "oh, okay, they do it differently there" and thus deflects what would otherwise be the obvious "boob checker" sort of angle. I'd bet the exact same person with the exact same dialogue pretending to be from Seattle or Denver wouldn't have had even half the 'success'.
Though the odds of meeting a Yarpie in a bar in Idaho are low, they are not non-existent - for example I know of at least two South African doctors in Canada (genuine ones, promise).
Thing is, Sith Effricens have very distinctive accents. A fake South African would give herself away within five seconds of opening her mouth with the real thing in earshot.
In the last ten years (in Canada) I haven't seen a single doctor who *wasn't* from South Africa...
Re: "Sith Effricens have very distinctive accents"
but how many denizens of Idaho would be able to recognise it?
Thing is, the odds of encountering a South African anywhere between the Rockies and the Appalachians are so low that most people won't be able to tell a real SA accent from a fake one. Those same people wouldn't be able to distinguish between English, Scottish, Welsh, Irish, or Australian accents either, for that matter.
I expect the victims felt right tits.
As opposed to the "doctor" who felt the left tits as well.
I've got my coat and ....
I'm off to the printers to get some business cards made.
Anyone daft enough to go for a boob examination in a bar probably knew something was up, and was happy to go along with it. Either that or they were so simple (or sloshed) that they're now going to be too embarrassed to admit it.
...I always see my Doctor in the park, behind the big bushes. It's his special outside office, he said....oh.
She reportedly said
as she was led away, "It's a fair cop."
Will the FBI get involved? *groan*
wow - I admire the commitment
a lot of hassle to go through - getting a sex change - just to feel some tits.
Go legit, join the TSA
If you want to grope boobs, bums and groins without a medical qualification, join the TSA.
I guess I should've known someone would beat me to the TSA reference. At least if they were the pervotron operator they could get a near fix and be unseen doing it...
Paris because ... well I suspect she'll always need secondary screening when not in a private jet.
aka Dr. Berlyn Aussieahshowna
...which, if I carefully cherry-pick urban slang translations, becomes "I appear to have successfully duped an attractive woman". Nice!!
Pretending To Be...
...a doctor just to feel a few breasts?
I always tell them I am a Movie Producer. No license needed.
without photos....we need to see them (and the photos)
To coin a phrase from the stage.
A little titter ran through the audience.
Bobbies broadcast bystanders beware!
Bobbies baffled at belle bewildering boob bouncing beguiling bogus bona fide!
Boys blown away by base blackguardly bountiful boob bogus bouncing bluff!
Bar room boob bet
"I bet you a quid I can grope your boobs without taking my hands out my pockets"
(Takes hands out pockets and gropes boobs)
"Well worth a quid, thanks!"
In strongest faux-Yorkshire accent
Where's t'IT angle?
here is what she looks like
Here is a pic of of the accused
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