Fail of the day - Met Police
Earlier that day in Scotland Yard:
Top Copper: "Get that blog taken down right now!"
Copper: "Errm ok, how?"
TC: "Get the e-crime unit on it"
C: "Roger that boss"
Later that day...
E-crime boff: "But that's pointless"
C: "Just do it"
E-crime boff: "Ok, but...."
C: "Just freaking do it or it's my ass"
E-crime boff: "Fine"
TC: "What do you mean they hosted it in several other places?"
C: "As it turns out boss there are a lot more places on the internet you can host things"
TC: "How many?"
E-crime boff: "January 2010 stats show about 900,000,000 listed internet domains alone"
TC; "So what you're telling me is that not only did we let these students hoof the door in on the Conservative HQ but now they are making us look like chumps on the internet - god dam it man"
C: "Yes boss, that would be the long and short of it"
E-crime boff, "Can I go now? I need to get back scamming noobs on WOW"
TC: "Before you go I've brought my wife's laptop in, can you ensure there's no trace of any internet activity on there?"
E-crime boff: "But I'm a network specialist I don't really do desktop supp....."
TC: "Just do it nerd"
E-crime: "No problem boss, you can trust me...."
All characters appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead is purely coincidental.