If you go down to the Amazon woods today you can be sure of a big surprise: Seagate seems to have taken an unexpected product direction. The product contains borax, helonius, kreosotum and platina and gets rid of certain kinds of irritations in a homeopathetic manner, allegedly. There are companion products which can be …
I See A Great Danger...
...if some poor sod mistakes the two Seagates and tries to remedy that annoying itch by anal application of a hard drive.
I could squirt cold water up my ass
Or I could just continue with my wildly successful and long running strategy of taking regular* showers.
*Sometimes as often as once a day.
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I shower once a month.
Whether I need to or not.
Ah, a homeopathic product?
I'll be turning my arse to that then.....
I very nearly spat my tea out!
"The product contains borax, helonius, kreosotum and platina..."
If this is "Homoeopathic" then it does not contain any of the above - just water. The listed items will have been involved in the early stages of production, but by the time you get to the finished product, none of them will remain.
For treating homoeopathic ass fleas ?
I never knew swamp ass was real
Is that image a close-up or is the nozzle actually 7 inches long?
In which case a douche might just be a cheaper option and less invasive
If it's a homeopathic remedy, it doesn't contain "borax, helonius, kreosotum and platina" at all (beyond the odd random molecule). It's made up entirely of water and bullshit.
Chris Hunt: "If it's a homeopathic remedy, it doesn't contain "borax, helonius, kreosotum and platina" at all (beyond the odd random molecule). It's made up entirely of water and bullshit."
Homeopaths are claiming that this in fact proves something about homeopathy, since (counter-intutively) it turns out that the more you dilute such "medicines", the more bullshit they appear to contain.
this story stinks
Since Seagate bought Maxtor...
...they can ram them up their collective arses too!
They sold door stops last year.
Now they'd sell you something to ease the brick through painlessly.
How much does it costs?
(I know someone who needs it - honest mister)
I've just taken delivery of a brand spanking new homoeopathic 1TB hard-drive. I think I was ripped off though as the box just contains water - apparently thought the water "has the memory" of being a hard drive so it will still work!
Worryingly, observing the packaging, it looks like an additional person might be required to apply the product. Perhaps this is for accuracy and to avoid unnecessary spraying of regular skin.
You'd have to be incredibly close to have that kind of forgiving relationship.
Before or after?
Were you observing the packaging before or after this article was published, I wonder.
Does anyone know if you can get it in strawberry and mint flavor..
My wife isnt fond of Olive.
Wow, olive flavored ass rinse? Sounds like a lot of expense.
For anal itching, I'll just stick with a shaving mirror, water pic, and toenail clippers.
Homeopathic my arse
These people don't know what they're talking about.
All those "thumbs up" icons are making feel very uncomfortable.
Not forgetting that
what goes up, must come down.
Incidentally, is not "kreosotum" a fancy way of spelling creosote?
That is all.
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