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Animal lovers have lashed out at 'callous criminals' who left a cockerel trapped in a wheelie bin. The Telegraph reports the outrage today, adding that it has raised fears of a wave of copycock cat animal/wheelie bin outrages. Freddie the cockerel was apparently scooped out of a wheelie bin at a block of flats in Gloucester …

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  1. James Hughes 1

    C'mon people

    Surely a better headline woudl have been

    "Cock pulled out of dirty box at the last minute"

  2. Ben Oldham
    IT Angle

    I'm disappointed

    That no mention was made of the business of the "poultry farmer"

    Her youtube video's are epic!

    1. Ian K
      Coat

      Poultry farmer?

      Or pheasant plucker?

    2. wehatchanyegg.com
      Thumb Up

      :-D

      Thanks Ben, glad to be of service - Bu-CAWK!!

      sincerely, wehatchanyegg.com

  3. Martin 19
    Coat

    Gloucestershire

    People 'round there are always putting their cocks in inappropiate places.

  4. lansalot
    Alert

    umm

    "if it's without water for 24 hours, it will die within a week"

    Just out of interest, what if you rescue it at hour 36 and pump it full of lucozade - will it still die?

  5. Anonymous Coward
    WTF?

    "if it's without water for 24 hours, it will die within a week"

    That sentence hurts my brain.

    1. Bucky 2
      Pint

      Probably Kidney failure

      Not a vet. Just my guess.

      Prolonged dehydration probably leads to kidney failure. Even after rehydration, the kidneys are probably still screwed up, and that's probably what leads to death in a week.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Thumb Up

        A-ha!

        Never thought of it from that angle. I now am learn more.

  6. Michael Souris
    IT Angle

    And the IT angle is?

    Presumably the opportunity to put the word "cock" in a headline...

    1. A. Coatsworth Silver badge
      Troll

      RE: And the IT angle is?

      >>"Presumably the opportunity to put the word "cock" in a headline..."

      You said it as if it is a bad thing to do...

      I for one welcome our cock-pulling poultry-saving overlords (or ladies)

  7. Anonymous Coward
    FAIL

    Outrage

    At sunday lunch being dumped in a bin.

    In other news, sex pedo murderer get 100hrs community service.

    Which one deserved the front of the paper.

    Countrys a joke along with its justice system.

    Its a fucking bird, kentucky fried chicken kills hundreds of thousands a day. Isn't that worth the front page. No, neither was this.

    1. Rattus Rattus

      The Daily Mail is over that way -->

      n/t

  8. mafoo

    Soon...

    "Animal rights activists are outraged at an bear being left in a wheely bin."

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Escalation

      But perhaps the rest of us will get to chortle at: "world + dog entirely unmoved by animal rights activist trapped in wheelie bin"

    2. Havin_it
      Headmaster

      You obviously

      went to the same school of indefinite-article-mangling as the author, with his "an distressed state".

      1. mafoo

        now you mention it

        I was going to put elephant in instead of bear, but thought "no, that would just be silly".

        Seems I forgot to change the indefinite article.

    3. hplasm
      Alert

      Bear found stuck in matchbox!!

      Film at 11...

  9. irish donkey
    Happy

    disgusted that someone has placed a living animal inside a wheelie bin

    We regulary used put geeky kids in the wheelie bins.................

    oh OK it was me that was put in the wheelie bin. Everybody just laughed even my best friend!

    How times have changed now somebody is disgusted by it.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      FAIL

      "We regulary used put geeky kids in the wheelie bins"

      And now "we" are used to serving said "geeky kids" at the "drive through".

    2. darksentinel
      Thumb Up

      Richard? Is that you?

      Long time no see!

  10. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    What ever next .....

    So that is Pussy and now Cock found in wheelie bins. Not too sure why I keep thinking of my ex wife. Oh well, probably time to go home.

    1. Annihilator
      Alert

      Y'know...

      I'm not convinced it even happened. I think the opportunity for selling a "cock in a bin" alongside a "pussy in a bin" was too much to pass up. Look at the sources, it doesn't even say the RSPCA rescued the bird, only that a mysterious someone rescued the bird.

      I smell a cunning stunt..

      1. CADmonkey
        Coat

        Just wait..

        Next week will be 'Tits in a bin" maybe followed by a bum, or even a knob

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Next Outrage .......

          Nah next outrage will have to be Black and Blue Beaten Beaver in bin, and if not that Killer Whale in wheelietastic horrorothan ............free willie now.......

  11. Andus McCoatover
    Joke

    Thank God it was only one cock.

    ...not a cockatoo, else El. Moderatrix wou'dn't get any serous work done, deflecting the comments.

  12. ElReg!comments!Pierre

    Glad to know that CCTV have a real use

    Forget terr'sts, slightly awkward old catladies are the real threat this days.

  13. bluesxman
    WTF?

    Title as per icon

    "if it's without water for 24 hours, it will die within a week" ... Do they mean that if it's waterless for 24 hours it's irrevocably damaged and will die regardless of any re-hydration attempts? Sounds a little weird.

    Also, if the Telegraph was so worried about copycats, perhaps they should not have reported on it and thus wouldn't have put the idea into the heads of miscreants who are so inclined to do such things? Just a thought.

    Sadly animal cruelty is goes on all the time, without it making the papers; what's so special about this case?

    1. Anonymous Coward
      FAIL

      How about...

      ...the feeble excuse to use "cock" in a headline.

      It's all a bit tacky isn't it?

      1. Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

        Re: How about...

        What's your point, caller?

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Agree

          I would gladly sell all of my children and my previous wife for more of this sort of reporting..... mind you I would gladly sell all of my children and ex for almost anything and nothing.

    2. hplasm
      Coat

      If it's without water for ...

      a week + 24 hours, it turns into a chicken stock cube.

  14. Anonymous Coward
    Coat

    Strangled

    Now if only the perpetrator of this heinous crime had tried to strangle the poor bird first. Imagine the fun El Reg could have had with that one?

    1. Andus McCoatover

      Choke that Chicken...

      "The Last Ninja", IIRC?

  15. Anonymous Coward
    Megaphone

    I completely understand.

    If there was a cockerel anywhere near my house waking me up at the crack of dawn every sodding day, it wouldn't be in a distressed state in a wheelie-bin it would be Sunday lunch.

  16. peyton?
    Paris Hilton

    A bit off topic, but...

    If a bird goes 24 hours without water, then you give it water (and whatever else it likes), it will still die later that week?

  17. Andrew Bush

    Ooh-er!

    Matron!

  18. Anonymous Coward
    WTF?

    Tossers

    Animal cruelty aside, are you really that bored that you have to go out of your way to put an animal in a giant box, just for kicks? Get a fucking life you retards!

  19. Ryan 20
    Joke

    James in our office has requested a photo...

    please

  20. Alex, Leeds
    WTF?

    Fowl play!

    "For anything in the bird world, if it's without water for 24 hours, it will die within a week."

    Does that mean they get seven days to say fairwell to all their friends before choosing a cosy spot to curl up... or is the quote just wrong?

  21. Anonymous Coward
    Paris Hilton

    '....in our experience'

    '...cockerels are always slightly agitated'. Um....and of what, pray tell, does your experience consist?

    Is this something to do with the PFY's aviary of carrion eaters at Vulture Central? Or a previous BOFH cock fighting experience that was unfortunately cancelled after one of the combatants misunderstood the whole 'cock' fighting proposition and had to be hospitalised after overdosing on viagra?

    Paris, cos she knows all about fighting cocks. Possibly.

  22. Neil Greatorex

    Can't parse this sentence

    "For anything in the bird world, if it's without water for 24 hours, it will die within a week."

    Anyone?

  23. Mike Shepherd
    Thumb Down

    No, but seriously...

    "He was found just hours before the binmen were due...". Hmm. Hours? Not exactly "snatched from the jaws of death", then?

    "The animal was in an distressed state". Hmm...Put a bird in the dark and it will just go to sleep. You can see it when there's a total solar eclipse.

    "An RSPCA inspector told the Telegraph: "I am disgusted. I care about life forms. I'm taking a bath this evening and am off right now to say requiem mass for the bacteria".

  24. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    There's people dying on our streets

    And kids starving in Africa. But this makes the news?!?

    1. Cunningly Linguistic
      Troll

      Exactly...

      ...there was a perfectly good chicken going and some sod binned it instead of putting it in a Jiffy bag and mailing it to Africa. Some people eh?

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        And who will you give it to?

        Not only which, the point of the question was why an animal is more important than our human problems in the world. I don't feel antagonism for animals but for gods sake, we have people starving, dying, getting molested by the pope and his ilk; but hey save the whales gets more attention than any of these issues.

        1. Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

          Re: And who will you give it to?

          Don't be daft. It's OK to give a shit about these things inbetween giving a shit about all the others. You can't rank everything in order of ultimate importance.

          It's very glib to suggest animal issues get more attention than human ones - people just come out with that when they want to wring their hands over how no one cares about what they should. Except that they do. Just not everything all at once. If you did that you couldn't get out of bed for angst.

          1. Andus McCoatover

            If you did that you couldn't get out of bed for angst.

            Sarah, given that last sentence, I'm surprised you make it to work in the mornings...."I See Comments. Dead Comments. Idiotic Comments"...

            (And I'm sure you're gonna nail this one as one as well)

  25. Anonymous Coward
    Joke

    Wasteful

    Throwing away a perfectly good cat and now a rooster? While people are starving in China?

  26. Cunningly Linguistic
    Troll

    So what...

    ...happened to recycling, sheesh. Surely it should have gone in the "food waste" bin?

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