The operators at the Harry Potter Theme Park are busily enlarging the attraction's key ride after finding that it is a little too snug for many visitors. Universal Orlando announced on Monday it was "adjusting" the harnesses on its Harry Potter and the Forbidden Journey ride, in which robotic arms whirl carloads of punters …
Human rights violations!
No doubt if they hadn't chubbed up the ride capacity, some tubbies would be marching (in their mobility scooters) to Congress in protest.
We're here, we're king-size, we do want extra french fries..
You are a terrorist...
...for posting that!
You're killing me!
Never mind the big kids!
I've never seen a ride cause so many tears from little kids. When you get off the ride (which is pretty awesome by the way!) there are always kids in tears.....
Seems its a little to scarey for its target audience!
I think someone who is 300lb being "a little snug" on a children's theme park ride is fairly reasonable...
Oh wait, it's in America!
32 Jubs of whirling blubber...
Never mind the increased harness size what has the mechanical safety factor of the ride gone down to?
"as they travel through part of Harry's fictional life."
but which part? the part where he lives under the stairs? that would suck.
and the Philosophers 25 stone
Re: Harry Potter
I'll give you that one.
Seriously, how long before someone falls out of a ride because they were too slim to fill the seat? We need a fat tax.
or a Fat Head tax
Then YOU can pay.
Depends how they enlarge the seat. if it's just a secondary restraint (that seat belt bit) that's lengthened it's no big deal unless they make it too long (ie it comes up too much if the primary restraint fails and allows an minimum size occupant to fall out). They can also reshape the harness bars so that a larger guest will fit again at no loss of safety to a smaller guest.
Colossus at Thorpe Park had a "fat seat" as does Nemesis which basically was a longer belt and slightly less padding on the bars IIRC.
Also it's not always fat, broad shoulders people will struggle with some rides as they won't fit in the gap and so the bars can't come down far enough with out crushing their shoulders, also I remember a friend telling Jordan to get off as her breasts were to big and the bar wouldn't lock closed.
That said I have dealt with "larger" parents taking kids on lap bar type rides, who got a s**t on when I suggested that over a foot of free air between the kid and the bar wasn't safe so I wanted them to move to separate bars.
Re: Not always
We are taking about a country...
...where theme parks like this provide mobility scooters to its patrons, lest the fat f*cks actually get some exercise.
The riding of mobility scooters
They could make the riding of mobility scooters an attraction in and of itself like the family fun-day episode of Phoenix Nights!
Would be a great excuse too for an officially licensed version of "Potters Big Pink Paradise"!
on the subject of countries
I'd like to point out that Britain's "The Biggest Loser" first aired within a few months of its American version. I don't watch much OTT TV here, and my only exposure to TBL is the Brit version on in-flight entertainment, along with other gems like "How Clean is Your House."
I can't speak to the availability of mobility scooters as I haven't been to a Disney or Six Flags park in over 15 years. (I did however ride The Anaconda at Gold Reef City not too long ago and I think I nearly collapsed a few vertebrae pulling the retaining bar down. I'm 6' tall -- I pity taller people on these sorts of rides.)
I've seen plenty of plus-size Brits on my travels -- so pot, kettle; black.
Viva Las Vegas
Best I ever saw was in Las Vegas, where not only were the fatties riding around on the scooters, but they took them on the moving walkways!
And it wasn't even for a speed rush - they didn't drive them on the walkways, they just sat there.
Was there in February, the Harry Potter development was looking very impressive.
Witnessed a guy being turned away from The Mummy ride because they couldn't close the restraint enough... and yes, there were mobility scooters available, although I only saw a couple of kids racing around in them - probably sat their mum on a bench and left her there...
I'm waiting patiently...
...for Mr. Creosote's wild ride.
And what makes you think that the mobility scooters are only (or even mostly) for the overweight? I have a pair of friends who'd be unable to visit that park without them, because they're both in their 80s and couldn't walk long or far enough without one. I suppose it makes you feel good, somehow, to know that you're preventing my friends from visiting the park with their grandchildren. Personally, I'd suggest that you be a little less judgmental, lest you too be judged.
There's an old saying that you might give a little thought to: Mene mene teckel uparshin!
Have Cake, Will Travel.
I always have my cake and eat it, as far as I'm concerned it's the only way. Just try eating cake that you don't have.
Now, if I was able to eat my cake and still have it, now that would have been something.
Anon, because I'm probably the only person sad enough to find the bloody expression annoying enough to post about it :(.
If it makes you feel any better, you're annoyed for all the wrong reasons. That's exactly what the expression means: you would have your cake and eaten it. Ordinarily the two things are mutually exclusive - the expression means you wish have it in your hands and have eaten it simultaneously.
It's been bastardised over recent years admittedly.
'Eat your cake and keep it' might be better. But it's too late to change now.
I still have my cake
I just ate someone else's. It seems that the cake was not a lie!
If it's someone else's cake, then it has no calories ... so feel free to have their cake and eat it.
Disney and Universal have both fitted "plus sized" seating on their theme park rides in the past 5 years or so, this isn't that new. They just didn't fit them in HP world from the opening, which given the increasing average size of American waistbands, they probably should have done.
Real men go on Mission:Space
None of this namby wizard stuff. We want more trips to Mars.
(Mission:Space - ride that most impressed me. Including that mental roller coaster at Busch gardens with an 80ft vertical drop)
After trip to Mousewitz...
I don't consider myself to be skinny in any way, (former loose head prop) but I was at disney this summer and holy carp did I feel thin and willowy. There were fleets of the little scooters wherever you looked. My mate refers to the riders as being "rascal fat" after the name of a popular brand of scooter.
On one ride, it was snug for me, while they had to disallow a 15 yr old girl because they couldn't get the safety bar down. And I'm in my "built for comfort, not for speed" years...
They'd best get those killbots on line as the military won't be able to see their own "boots on the gound".
They should have read Discworld...
... then they would have known that almost all Wizards come in the "oversized" category!
(Who owns this robe with "Born to Rune" on the back...?)
Discworld has real wizards
Graham, it was the Dean is Soul Music
Americans do love to big it up
"We are talking about a country where.....where theme parks like this provide mobility scooters to its patrons, lest the fat f*cks actually get some exercise."
Probably someone claimed under ADA (Americans w/ Disabilities Act) that they were required. I don't know when "really fat" became a disability, and why someone that big couldn't bring their OWN scooter. But yeah. That said, my grandma is pretty out of shape and old, last time we went to a theme park she used a scooter. The park is very hilly, very spread out so there was a LOT of walking, and she has bad ankles.
"They could make the riding of mobility scooters an attraction in and of itself"
Well they do have bumper cars 8-).
Parks I've been to
For things with restraints, like coasters, they have a dummy seat at the start of the queue that you can plop yourself down into and determine, before waiting, if you will fit the ride.
Seems like a simple solution to me.
Like @ airports
Hand baggage gauges labelled "if it won't go in, it doesn't go on". It's soooo much fun watching when they try to enforce that :)
re: Parks I've been to
It's a solution, but once you've paid your entrance fee to a park, it's going to be gut-wrenching (ha) to find out you can't get on anything, whether you queue or not. A better solution would be either the "Every body's Happy" option that has been adopted of adjusting seats to suit the larger frame, or the more harsh (but twistedly amusing and not necessarily business-wise) option of making sure all media advertising the theme parks states "Most rides unsuitable for chubbers, but we have plenty of restaurants and fairground food for you to console yourself with".
Prepare for boarding? I think not, Lardbucket.
I'm a little big large
but even I understand that rides that hoist you up into the air and fly you around have to have weight limits.
There are engineering and cost concerns and, at some point, you have to say, "this is the cut off."
I've a gimpy eye which means I can't see all the fancy new 3D movies in 3D. I don't expect the studios to spend millions coming up with a magic way for me to see their fancy attractions. Just like I don't expect rides to accommodate my rolling gut.
Details details details
Did this ride have a cart to get into like a roller coaster or was the fat guy supposed to sit on a broom and expect it to carry his weight?
Why can't they fast track the fatties to a special ride which administers a rapid weight loss programme?
Hey, they've got to power those bio-diesel cars somehow! Unlimited, free fuel!
And meat for burgers.
300 pounds = 21.4285714 stone
F@@k me, 300 pounds is 21 stone .. is this "kid" American? If he is, surely even British kids were calling him a lard a$$ while queuing up? 21 Stone is surely an arm-chair football supporter by our standards not a "kid".
Where's that farmer who wanted to use a big catapult to send $hit flying on trespassers when you need him? He can wave his magic wand as he goes ............. FLYING THRU THE AIR ...... weeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Fat check at entrance
Having had pre-launch entry (good ol' Virgin holidays), and actually having a chance to go on the ride, I can assure you that there are demo ride seats at the entrance of the ride.
Just 'cause you ignore it, don't mean it ain't there. Fatty.
That man's motivation to loose weight - starting at 300+ pounds - his motivation is: So that he can fit himself into an amusement park ride, but - more special than that - it's a Harry Potter amusement park ride.
o m g.
To each their own... I hope it works out for him. Besides that I'm sure it would make for quite the touchy-feely "human interest" piece, on local news, I just hope it works out for that man's health. Geez.
I'm 7 foot 3 inches, weigh 22.5 stone and have 7% body fat. I can't fit on these blimmin' rides either. It's not just the jelly bellies that are losing out.
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