A right-leaning Health think tank has condemned the NHS for spending £700 a year on porn to assist male visitors to fertility clinics to produce samples. 2020health.org called for an immediate ban on the provision of such material, and suggested if men can't produce samples by willpower alone that they should produce their …
bloody think tanks
The think tank probably costs more to run than the 700 quid they're in such a froth about. I know which I think should go first.
but they have a very valid point that there is so much free porn around why pay for it ??
"...I know which I think should go first."
Or did you mean 'come first'?
It seems Julia Manning isn't much of an Optimist after all, unless I need my third eye tested. I wonder if this bit of policy research cost less than £50,000, or more?..."saw ye comin" as the saying goes.
It really depends on what sort of porn was being bought. I suspect it was some mild jiggling rather than hardcore group fetish stuff, for example. Without analysing the type of porn bought, there's no way to tell if it's potentially harmful or degrading, right?
Aye! They must be US floatsam washed onto these here shores...
...probably heavily brainwashed by Abrahamic Religions and whatnot.
"unhealthy attitude towards women"
Yes, I like to lie on the couch while she brings the beer.
Just a guess
I suspect such synthetic outrage on the grounds of morality and cost can only mean she reads (or indeed edits) 'The Daily Express'.
All they need...
...is a glory hole and a milking machine (I have such a smutty mind).
I am shocked that the NHS is spending so much money on smut when they have hundreds of young nurses freely available. Shorter skirts would obviously cost less too.
Sorry, what was that? You mean the problem has nothing to do with the money. Oh, I see. As an optometrist, she is obviously worried about all those poor men going blind.
Who runs these stupid "thinktanks"?
This is ridiculous, it costs much more to test failed samples and rebooking appointments due to "willpower fail". Men are naturally strongly driven by visual stimulus, no way around that.
The mags provided are so toned now already that any celebrity mag or even the Sun looks more pornographic. Also I wouldn't touch them for fear of running into sticky pages (yuck!)
Finally, while initial samples can be provided from home, the fertilisation itself needs it fresh from the donor.
I guess the only solution that pleases everyone is to just get free Wifi into the clinics, and say it's for family planning research :-)
"Manning [...] is a member of the College of Optomerists."
Well, surely he should be in favour!
She should be happy...
... to have so many men strumming up business.
Julia Manning is a member of the College of Optometrists
Is she worried that the clinics' patients will go blind?
Porn doesn't demean women...
"encourages an unhealthy attitude towards women in general, demeans female NHS workers"
Porn doesn't demean women, men do. Women might hate to be objectified, but lets face it, that is how guys think. We are hard-wired and visually stimulated and from the onset of puberty we wish to have sex with any and every attractive female we see.
.... and from the onset of puberty we wish to have sex with any and every female we see.
/fixed it for you.
£700 ? it's a bargain
have you seen some of those old boots that pass for nurses these days?
no wonder the customers need <ahem> stimulation
Do they really have nothing better to complain about in the NHS?
Also, insert obligatory joke about optometrists benefiting from people masturbating more...
Eye sight issue?
I can see why a member of the College of Optometrists might consider this a problem. But it is just a rumour that it affects your eye sight.
Ooo yes while I remember 'Think of the .....
or . .
take your own smut in with you maybe?
give me a break!
i've actually recently started donating to a clinic as i responded to an advert and thought it would be a nice thing to do and help people - unlike popular media steerotypes you don't get paid (its against the law) - you can only claim tiny travel expenses - actually less than I lose by not working AND I have to go every week for half a year - its the most unsexy environment i've ever been in - cubicles squidged up against cyro tanks - they do provided magazines and I assume that even these will be a bit boring after 6 months.... hardly much to ask is it???
You need something to look at,
trying to get turned on infront of one of those nurses is like trying to crack one out in front of Yoda
They're seriously complaining about twenty quids worth of porn mags, which at today's prices probably buys you 3-4 of them?!
It's got to be the most economic method out there - the Internet may have free porn, but then there has to be something to display it on. Paper doesn't require much maintenance..
It does sound like they're busy trying to justify their existance or pursuing their own agenda...
Just looked at their website and this is indeed the case - they're a group of anti porn campaigners amongst other things. This is nothing to do with the expenses of a fertility clinic.
Next time, el Reg, how about denying these puritans the oxygen they desire..
probably buys you 3-4 of them
With wipe clean reusable versions probably cost more...
The loony right
I bet the Daily Fail doesn't print it in outraged tones.
If they're getting it from the likes of WH Smith's, it's just jazz mags, not full-blown (oo-er-missus) porn.
Mind you, asking them to jack-off into a jar hardly seems to be [treating them] "with dignity and respect".
I think you mean "donors"... you w*nker! (<- which is meant in the spirit of the article!)
On a similar note - I take it that the members of this so-called "think" tank spent a massive amount of time going around the clinics to thoroughly investigate the pornography on offer.
I would like to have a discussion with this woman.
I have just talked to a "researcher" at 2020. This report was unfunded - Essentially, all it encompasses is a single freedom of information request followed by an opinion piece.
I have taken part in fertility treatment myself. I feel that the authors of this report have no respect for me as a person. Putting me into a room with 4 blank walls and the sounds of ill people round me is _not_ a place where I personally can perform 'easily'. This is even worse than asking a woman to relax while this ice cold speculum is inserted.
Also, the suggestion that this can be done "at home" is stupid. The _reason_ for these "samples" is not so the doctor can have a good peer at it. It's so that the sample can be used to inseminate an egg.
The egg or the sperm are not of good quality - Otherwise the patient would not be there.
I would suggest that the report author sticks to eyes in the future. Or gets some more input from both the patients and the practitioners of a field before sticking her oar in.
Having had the dubious honour of partaking in such an exercise (though not at an NHS facility) I have to say that the option of 'help' was much appreciated. What may not be taken into consideration is the already humiliating act of having to do a private thing in a public place, especially since most people in the building know what "that room" is for.
In my (very limited) experience the pr0n option is offered, not mandatory, and if someone can close their eyes and bash one out with all the distractions already offered by aiming in a cup then more power to you. I found it a lot easier with the playboy spread of Kim Kardashian near by.
And for all the millions that the NHS does waste, I'd think this would be
b) actually useful
Laughably I bet more than the 21 sterling lost to WH Smiths on this front is stolen from petty cash in respective clinics on a far more frequent basis. Though the several thousands spent on a viewing suite does seem excessive...
All of this sidesteps the arguements employed about how pr0n supposedly degrades women, leads to addiction (?) etc. These arguements may have merit to someone sat at home in front of the deepest darkest corners of the net, but for someone that needs to actually produce something in a less than comfortable environment I'd think there was a sufficent counter point.
If someone was that opposed to that content they would not use it at the clinic, and if they were quite partial to naked women then I suspect they could do a lot better than finding an excuse to have a quick shifty down at their nearest NHS facility that offered it.
AC, obvously. And Paris, because I bet she'd be quite useful on this front. Cheaper too?
Won't somebody think of the children?
So donors bat one off at home and bring it in themselves?
Public transport filled with men carrying jars of their own jizz. Won't somebody think of the children?
@ Code Monkey
"Won't somebody think of the children?"
Engaging in that sort of behaviour while "preparing" your donation is likely to be frowned upon by most sections of society.
The NHS offers one free cycle of IVF when couples have problems conceiving, that's £3,500 each time, so a total of £700 is so little that it's irrelevant.
There is a serious lack of donated sperm in the UK, partly because of tracable paternity, but also because it's seen as seedy (see what I did there?), taking grot out of the suites will hit this even further.
Then let's think about ethics and "degrading women", that is just crap, the porn industry is full of exploiters and the exploited, lack of regulation and protection for the men and women in the porn industry is the problem, and we don't want to approach it because it's "dirty", sex is great, porn is great, and (in my experience) many women love porn (although usually involving a bit more plot and the occasional man, but each to their own, Nancy Friday ladies?).
I also notice they don't consider the possibility that the donor may be gay, in which case, is it still degrading women? Is this a "tree falling in the woods" thing?
The best description of porn I've ever heard was "It's the stripping away of the porn stars own sexuality for the enjoyment of the viewer".
Also, the material is damaging to men? Citation please!! If anything, there's more evidence pointing to porn having therapeutic benefits for its users such as reduced incidence of violent sex crimes.
Puritans in modern day clothing, you'd have thought we'd have gotten over this hate of other people enjoying themselves. I bet they're anti-alcohol too!
Require all clinics to label the sperm as "produced using porn" if it was.
The all the right-wing nutters can ask for porn-free sperm.
As none will be available, that particular strain of DNA will die out.
Against the clock!
The suggestion to produce a sample at home does not take into account that there is only a half hour window to catch you breath, get to the clinic whilst keeping keeping sample warm (under an armpit is the recommended method) and hand it over to the right person. Almost impossible unless you happen to live in the same street.
Manning has no Idea!
As somebody who has had to go through fertility treatment and had to produce samples I have to Julia Manning has no idea what she is talking about.
In my experience having no visual assistance was unthinkable as the room and conditions used were not conducive in those circumstances. Being able to produce on demand with no assistance is a very difficult thing to do in this environment. The knowleadge that this could be the difference between you and you partner having a family is a very stressfull position to be in.
Also most, if not all, fertility clinics require samples as fresh as possible to increase the chance of successfull fertilisation. Cracking one off at home and traveling some distance to the clinic would not be acceptable.
I say that this is money well spent. If anybody object to the material then it can be removed and replaced for the next person.
I imagine that Manning, and her partner, have never had call to use the services of a fertility clinic and has no idea what it is like for the patients.
Perhaps she should talk to a few before spouting off.
Second all of the above
My wife and I have also been in this situation, and to be fair I found the simple existence of a drawer marked 'magazines' in the sample room to be hilarious. It was needed though, since the (female) nurse who showed me into the room had a moustache.
The only thing that degrades women in this context is her utter stupidity.
We now have to go private (NHS IVF cycle didn't work), and I'm wondering whether the quality of the pr0n will improve!
It can require "help"....
Speaking from first hand experience I can say that providing a "sample" (in my case for fertility reasons) in a hostpital is not as easy as you'd hope . You get shown into a typical sterile white hospital room, with a little bed (some one elses pubes on the cover) and big sign over the sink saying "Please wash yourself before producing your sample". Kind of puts you off.
In this case there was magazines for assistance but they were from the 60's and 70's. On the plus point you get to put your sample through a little window when done and the get the hell out of there. I shudder at the memory :)
This is really trolling for column inches isn't it?
Julia Manning really needs to get her head out of her backside.
Men go there to blow their beans. Either for medical investigations or to help infertile couples. It is all very well saying bring in something you made earlier, but what she fails to mention that once its left the body, the product in question has a very short shelf life if not stored correctly, so if the samples aren't box fresh more money will be wasted in retests and time.
If she's so concerned prehaps she ought to help out, though from observing her picture she looks like that would be beneath her.
So let me get this strait
Those men get to look at smut magasines to get themselves off in a situation that is
1: Not exactly inspiring
And this "think tank" would rather they just use imagination? Because it's otherwise damaging to the image of the female staff? So instead of thinking about the cleavage of the receptionist, who'd probably rather they didn't while doing that, they think about the naked woman who actually got payed to serve that very purpose. And that's bad?
Sorry, i don't get it.
..writing reports condemning the objectification of females by misfiring men is what 'stimulates' Julia Manning.
but i think her views are just bullshit and she needs to re-focus her mind on eye-dentifying more fruitful uses of her copious free time. this will then maximeyes her positive exposure and make us suspicious readers less suspicious of whether she'd fail an eyeQ test or not. if she reads something like Hello! or Ok! then she'll realise that most media objectifies females (and males too, come to think of it) by making them sPex symbols. so pron really aint that bad.
i think this person is just straining to make a spectacle of herself with her ultra conservative leanings.
bit warm for a coat, isn't it?
wtf, nobody uses p2p networking over there? There's not a single mention of torrents or p2p networking being used for porn entertainment in the article :p
Confirms my understanding of how useful Think Tanks are.
They can be put back on the shelf next to the chocolate teapot.
they're jerking off into a pot in a hospital toilet. how much dignity can they lose?
potentially harmful to the men exposed to the material
If porn was harmful, I for one would have been stone dead long ago.
You're not dead but you're posting in this forum. Porn must be harmful :P
Can't they use..
.. the stuff they produced in house?
Has anyone from the "think tank" ever bought porn???
It's bloody expensive, it's not like popping out and buying a DVD of Flash Gordon from a petrol station forecourt for £2.99, some of the more specialised material is £50 a pop, ummm apparently.
I obviously wouldn't know myself, I download mine.
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