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Geographically mixed-up Algerian hackers made themselves look rather silly by defacing the website of an English stately home instead of Belvoir Fortress in Israel, their intended target. Cyber-jihadis from a previously unknown group called Dz-SeC commandeered the website of Belvoir Castle to post an anti-Zionist rant along with …

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Joke

Maybe one of the teddy bears...

... was named Mohammed?

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Just wait for the...

Teddy bear execution video to follow this...

"Please My Cameron, my Teddy bear life hangs by a thread, please tell Hamleys not to sell Teddy Bears to Israe..ARGHHHAHHAhuuuurrgrgrg [HACK, SAW, HACK,SAW., HACK...Teddy Bear severed head placed carefully on lifeless teddy body...]".

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Bad taste

Since this has, and possibly does, still happen to real hostages, does anyone else find this a bit sick?

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Fin

No.

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@AC

Welcome to planet earth! This is called catharsis... Recommended by all psychiatrists!

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Sick? Certainly not....

....I'm used to reading Private Eye and even have a subscription that I can threaten to cancel if they stop being properly offensive!

Mine's the one with several still wrapped PEs in the pocket....

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Oh well

At least they didn't crash a plane into Belvoir Castle, or for that matter Belvoir fortress. On the scale of things defacing a web site, who really cares. Well apart from the teddy.

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Hmm

Script kiddies.

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Wrong

More like Script Teddies.

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i think you'll find they're actually...

bear-orrists.

already going.......

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Is this just publicity

For the DVD release of Four Lions?

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Dim-witted

Jihadis are never very bright, no matter their technical skills. I hope it didn't cost Belvoir Castle too much to fix their site, or they can bill the local mosque.

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Not as dimwitted...

... as blaming a Muslim place of worship for the actions of an extremist subset of that religion. Idiot

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and.......

Just as one of the excuses rolled out for the Jihad by the Muslims appears to have been the crusades.

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Thanks Bunglebear...

I haven't been that angry at the stupidity of my own countrymen for at least 3 days.

Next time there's an EDL/BNP riot that I have to pay taxes to control can I send you the bill you halfwit?

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Dim doesn't begin to cover it

Anyone who wants to blow himself up so that he can spend eternity with seventy-two perpetual virgins ... and thinks that he won't get bored, thinks that he'll still think he's in heaven after the first million years .... or billion ... or googleplex ....

Personally I hope that these people get what they are expecting. In the fullness of eternity, they will come to realise that they are in HELL.

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On the Contrary

I personally hold Christians responsible for the hate that is spouted in the name of their god. Muslims are no different.

If someone wants to distance themselves from the actions of "extremists" committed in the name of a religion then they should make a stand and become an atheist like many of us supposedly Christian westerners have done.

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@Alex Angry?

Not as angry as it makes me when inncocent people get blown up all in the Name of Islam. Just in case you wish to accuse me of facist sympathies I would also add that watching Palestinians getting beaten up by the Israeli army, hearing of the devastation caused by IRA bombs, and/or the UFF made me just as angry. None of these things are good.

We live in a secular society and I can see no reason for any of these religions to take these actions.

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It's all religion

Blame the God botherers all of them, this whole 'mine is better than yours' thing is so freaking childish.

And according to Stephen Hawking they are all barking up the wrong tree... I know I've never seen proof of a god or gods (or goddesses my pagan friends).

Anon? Well if you pissed off someone who hears voices wouldn't you?

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yes but

muslims were at it long before the followers of jebus started

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Misguided

And what if a radical atheist hate group sprouts up, wishing to expunge the world of the folly that is religion? Will you distance yourself by becoming a Budhist?

People believe what they believe, you can't change that just because you don't like what others are doing. Normal pacifist muslims love their God and their religion and they won't stop believing in them just because some terrorist decides to blow up a bus/train/building.

Btw, I'm an atheist, I just hate small mindedness.

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Never actually understood...

the appeal of spending eternity with any number of virgins? Surely you'd want girls who definitely put out?? 72 slappers would be a much better option...

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You sure about that?

'Cos I thought Islam started in the 7th Century AD, which is something like 600 years AFTER the birth of Christ.

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@AC

"I personally hold Christians responsible for the hate that is spouted in the name of their god. Muslims are no different."

...much in the same way that the Madrid train bombers and the London bus and underground bombers held all Spanish and British people for the violence visited by their countries in Afghanistan and Iraq.

What's good for the goose is good for the gander....

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@@Alex Angry?

None of the cited examples can be boiled down to purely religious sources. They all have geopolitical aspects.

It would be nice if we could simply point to a single source for a problem and excise it, but it turns it is a complicated world in which we live. Oversimplifying its complexities merely complicates things.

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hehe

Yeah, you and Mao Zedong, Pol Pot and Stalin.

Peace and love all round.

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slightly flawed logic

By your logic all atrocities committed by atheists are your responsibility, if you don't believe in a god then Darwinist survival of the fittest is the only correct (can't be right or wrong as this is a moral judgment) stance, and therefore all atrocities are just the right of the strongest.

interesting viewpoint, are you stonger than me?

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Woah woah!

Nothing to do with bombs. nothing about extremists. no political discussion.

@Titus, just don't generalise! It's obvious you don't like to be lumped in with our own idiots, so why would anyone who happens to go to a Mosque instead of the pub enjoy being lumped in with theirs? It just rolled off as a bit of a DMail thing to say...

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@william henderson 1

"muslims were at it long before the followers of jebus started"

Erm... Islam was founded in the 7th century. Quite a while *after* the followers of Jesus started....

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@Peyton?

I agree all of these disputes have a geopolitical aspect. In fact at the risk of oversimplifying all of the disputes are to do with either territory or influence therein. As a pure aside I have a lot of sympathy for the Palestinian position, I mean, if I lived somewhere and a bunch of people turned up and claimed that 2000 or so years ago God gave them my country I would be a tad hacked off myself.

What I cannot agree with is the medieval attitude that religion has anything to do with this at all? Why don’t the church’s, mosques, synagogues etc just excommunicate (or the religious equivalent) anybody who is involved with any act of violence. Where they don’t compensation as suggested by Bunglebear would seem very appropriate.

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@Titus

Disagree that the church is always responsible for those claiming to be acting on it's behalf - as much as I disagree with much of religion I can't hold the church responsible for Waco...Likewise 'Islam' (which is many thousands of groups) cannot be held responsible for some hackers who misread DNS records.

On the other hand, I'll be rioting right beside you when the pope comes to visit.

Jobs because the new religions have prettier toys.

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"perpetual virgins"

If they are "perpetual virgins" does that imply that even though you get to stay with them, for eternity... thats pretty much it in the fun stakes...

To me sounds more like hell then heaven...

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@Atheist AC

@AC - are you distancing yourself from "extrememist atheists"? If we are all a bunch of indefinable entities experiencing unconnected, unintelligable, bare facts that therefore negate the possibility of any kind of interconnection, be that any kind of communication or relationship as true atheism must conclude then actions such as those atrocities committed by extremists are no more "wrong" or "right" than any other action. A car-bombing in Iraq is just as praiseworthy as volunteering to take an elderly neighbour to the shops (and just as despicable). Not what you were agreeing with? That's where a philosophy devoid of input from an external entity naturally leads.

If you go for a "collective conciousness", make yourself god or any other fudge you [a] were in a cave without the last 100 years of philosophical thought (post-structuralism/post-modernism anyone) and [b] just make theory this your god instead. There's still an external entity and/or yourself which can just as validly be called a god though, hence no "atheism" just your own self-serving version of theism

"they should make a stand and become an atheist like many of us supposedly Christian westerners have done."

Really? Made a stand, eh? Look at the newspapers/magazines/web. People have plenty of gods still; money, fame, ecology, sex, influence, power. Take your pick, just don't pretend the west is a place without as many gods.

(and yes, before you even ask, I'm a fully-paid-up, card-carrying, evangelical christian and no, I don't mind people knowing).

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@Mr__H

So where do you stand? Do you oppose violence in the name of religion (Islam or Evangelical Christian)?

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Didn't pay much attention

in history class did you?

Or any other I'll wager.

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Oh really?

Check your history... you are wrong.

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Frankie Boyle: comic genius

FB dealt with exactly this issue by questioning why you'd want 72 virgins. His counter-offer was 2 women from Dundee.

Not-so-subtle icon invoked.

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"If someone wants to distance themselves from the actions of "extremists" committed in the name of a religion then they should make a stand and become an atheist like many of us supposedly Christian westerners have done."

That's ridiculous. So if I were Muslim, you'd argue that because some barbarian idiot with a political axe to grind uses my religion as his excuse (and a pretty transparent excuse at that) you believe that I have no right to practice my religion which, as far as *I'm* concerned, doesn't involve blowing anyone up at all?

For that matter, your phrasing suggests that if a person uses *someone else's religion* as an excuse for violence, then I - as a believer in *another* religion - am responsible for the said violence because I don't swear off *my* religion and believe as you dictate I should?

I'm constantly told that atheism is the sign of a more rational mind...

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@ AC 2nd September 2010 12:33 GMT

"I know I've never seen proof of a god or gods (or goddesses my pagan friends)."

Hence you're not religious. Religious people *have* seen proof. But of course, what you're demanding is 'objective, empirical evidence' - meaning evidence that *you* would accept - and of course there isn't any. Just as there isn't any objective, empirical evidence for so many of the other things we take for granted in the world. Ultimately, we all just have to decide what we perceive in the world, and how we respond to it. Extremists, religious and otherwise, respond by trying to make everyone see things the way they do.

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Don't take one commenter's burblings as evidence that atheism is *not* the sign of a more rational mind. Obviously.

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@ Sarah Bee

Ah, this could go round and round, couldn't it?

My point was that being an atheist -- even if you concede it means you're a more rational person (which I'd dispute) -- doesn't necessarily make you immune to those exact same *human* tendencies of which religion is so often accused of being the exclusive cause. Too often a person's atheism is offered, and accepted, as a sort of intellectual "get-out-of-jail-free" card: an excuse for narrow-mindedness, prejudice and hatred (or in this case straightforward generalisation) on the basis that this sort of thing is okay in that direction, because the person doing it is 'more rational'.

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RE the 72 Virgins

'sfunny how everyone seems to assume that the 72 virgins are female, would a female jihadist/whack-job suicide bomber be met by 72 male virgins?

Does the jihadist /whack-job suicide bomber have to marry the 72 virgins, otherwise they'd both have to be stoned, and I don't mean on the whacky-bacy, for committing adultery.... well the women will be stoned for committing adultery.

And why do people refer to them as religious wars? Most "religious" wars are not between different religions but between sects of the same religion, the Iran-Iraq war was essentially between Sunnis and Shiites, Catholics and Protestants in northern Ireland have been fighting each other for about 600 years. Judaism, Christianity and Islam are all refereed to as the faiths of Abraham. they all worship the same god!

So whoever made the "your imaginary friend is better that your imaginary friend" type posting should have said "my version of our imaginary friend is better than your version of our imaginary friend"

All I can say is thank the flying spaghetti monster that I'm an agnostic.

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Yeah, I know - I was just pointing out that you have to be careful when pointing fingers at people for tarring everyone belonging to a specific group with same brush, if you'll excuse the mixed metaphor. Not that you were - it's just very easily done.

Atheists aren't really a group as such, anyway - they're only defined by something that they're not. Which makes it er, a broad church...

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@Mr__H

Point 1: Being an atheist does not mean you don't have morals. While you may think that morality is instilled in us by the belief that is we do something wrong we'll be punished in an afterlife, most atheist believe that if we do something wrong, it's wrong. For me, hurting people is not on the cards, not because I think that if I do I'll be punished, but because I don't want to.

Point 2: You can twist words as much as you want but we both know that atheism is the non-believe in a deity, a supernatural being which may or may not be all seeing, all powerful, all guiding or all anything. You can call money, fame etc Gods if you wish but don't pretend that you don't know and we don't know that you're twisting the meanings of words.

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"muslims were at it long before the followers of jebus started" - not

"In hoc signo vinces", a victory guarantee to Constantine by Jebus' crowd, 312 C.E.

The hegira, the beginning of Mohammed's preaching and the founding of Islam: 622 C.E.

The followers of jebus started at least 310 years before muslims EXISTED.

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Since you posted as an anonymous coward...

"I know I've never seen proof of a god or gods (or goddesses my pagan friends)."

I've never seen proof of the alleged you, since you're anonymous. The post could have been made by a 'bot for all I know.

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I think you mean...

...that religious people *believe* that they have seen proof, rather than actually having anything that would stand up to a rigorous level of proof.

I prefer to only be sure about something that has a rigorous standard of proof about it, and the current attempts to complete the Standard Model of Physics seem pretty rigorous to me. If the end result of that is that there is no term in the equation for gods of any kind then I'd say that is pretty much it for belief based on anything other than scientific rigour. Of course, there's plenty I'm unsure about as a result, but it seems to me that's just a normal consequence of being alive.

But I can still marvel at the beauty of the mathematics that sprang into existence because it had to and doesn't deal in shades of grey.

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@drunkenmessiah dont read much do you ?

what has believe in a deity got to to do with attributes ? Abrahamic religions infer or believe in a deity with all powerful abilities, but this is unusual. Most supernaturalist beliefs are about locally limited spirits, whatever a spirit may be. Vikings had their gods eventually destroyed by the giants.

As for non-theists, I note that many of the current south Asian Islamic leadership were atheists, trained by russians, armed by yanks. They converted to one of the varieties of Islam, with the localities mountain tribe attitudes.

Finally, _you _ may have beliefs in some moral standard, which were trained into you from where ? Most likely a relic of the christian twilight. When the cultural darkness is complete, there will still be recognisable moral people, but no power to influence. See Seneca, Burrus and Nero history or read the Meditations of Marcus Auralius and note his behaviour in the real world against those who largely agreed with him.

Plenty of precedent for non-theists doing the darwinian thing, as anyone who recalls the full title of that book will know. Stalins statement on the death of one man a tragedy, death of a million a statistic is an excellent example.

Now back to Paris or something interesting. IT anyone ?

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RE: RE the 72 Virgins

"'sfunny how everyone seems to assume that the 72 virgins are female...." Actually, male shaheeds (martyrs or Islamic warriors that die for the cause of Islam) are supposed to get 72 "clean" girls and 28 boys - don't ask what the boys are for, I'm told it's a hang over from the days when the Greeks conquered most of what is now the Muslim states, the Greeks of the day being prone to a bit of young man on the side. Please, no jokes about Greek girls and monobrows, I happen to have met some very tasty Greek ladies.

".....would a female jihadist/whack-job suicide bomber be met by 72 male virgins?...." Just to show equal pay and rights has obviously been an issue for a lot longer than we thought, female shaheedss are promised "one faithful husband" - apparently, finding a faithful Arab husband was a bit of a challange in olden times!

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