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Pilots over Scotland have been warned to keep a sharp eye out for a Rueppell's Griffon Vulture which is currently awol from a Cumbernauld bird of prey centre and poses "a genuine threat to airplanes". The missing beast - a seven-year-old female called Gandalf - was flying at World of Wings when she was transported into the blue …

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'Other pressures'

Is that 'other pressures' like getting T-boned by passing Airbuses?

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Black Helicopters

"ongoing loss of habitat and other pressures"....

... the other pressures being air traffic control I presume?

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Paris Hilton

"Beak designed to tear flesh apart"

'nuff said.

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Alert

Will the RAF dare to challenge it?

The title lead me to believe that our PARIS had taken to the air.

Does this creature fancy aluminium? If so, A320s beware!

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"Other pressures"

"There are around 30,000 Rueppell's Griffon Vultures (Gyps rueppelli) in the wild, but their numbers are threatened by "ongoing loss of habitat and other pressures". ®"

Not planes presumably... But I suppose they'd take each other out.

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Can you tell me how to get...

Members of the public are being told to keep a look out for a large yellow bird asking for directions to a certain street. Any one seeing the offending bird matching this description should not approach as it is considered dangerous and a threat to small children.

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Joke

A danger to "airplanes"?

Nothing to worry about then. Americans have "airplanes" - we have "aeroplanes" over here. Panic over.

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FAIL

Phew!

Luckily, there aren't any "airplanes" in the UK. We fly in aeroplanes here.

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Uh-oh

"And coming live from Scotland we have the re-entry of the Vulture 1, being rapidly pursued by Vulture 2."

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Fit aboot a cuddly futret?

I suspect it might have taken a fancy to humans. It's the start of term today, and it could easily take out a P1 kid.

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Coat

In theory...

if it kept on going up, it would end up on the moon. Have they tried looking there for it?

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IT Angle

Where's the IT angle?

Where's the IT angle?

This isn't "Odds & Sods"!

p.s. Where do I collect my prize?

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(Written by Reg staff)

Re: Where's the IT angle?

Collect *this*.

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Yeah, yeah, 10 feet

And my 'carcase penetrating beak' is 10 inches, baby, fo' sure.

Oh gawd, I can hear SyFy signing up the film right now: Mega Vulture versus Engorged Scotchman.

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10.5 feet? Hm.

A bit unbelievable at 10.5 feet which would put it firmly in world-record territory (while it has indeed the world flying height record). 8.5 feet would sound more believable.

Not that you'd really care about a foot more or less when it clangs into your cockpit.

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Grenade

Someone call Lewis Page...

Sod Watchkeeper, there's 30,000 of these buggers available - train them, sling a camera under 'em and get them to pull the pins out of the icon'ed hardware and we could save a frickin' FORTUNE on the MoD budget!

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Instant karma

The vulture was sent by the Gods to show displeasure over the release of the Lockerbie terrorist. Fear for your planes, Scotland!

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Joke

Just as well there's only one loose, could you imagine what damage ...

a pair of them 'flying united' could do?

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There, fixed that for you...

“Surfers over the web have been warned to keep a sharp eye out for an IT The Register Vulture which is currently awol from a Cumbernauld padded cell centre and poses "a genuine threat to corrupt and/or amoral IT companies".” :)

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Surely...

they can find something 10ft across flying around in scotland no?

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poses "a genuine threat to airplanes" in Scottish skies

What a load of bollocks! Can't imagine too many pilots flying through the Sehal region, actively look out for them.

Migh aswell be on lookout for a potential meteor strike!

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Dirk Gently's Flat

Of course we know where it went...

... It's waiting in Dirk's flat waiting to be turned back into a jet fighter.

I, for one, welcome our new transmogrified RAF bird-of-prey overlords.

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A very intelligent bird

Anyone who knows Cumbernauld will sympathise with its desire to get the hell away from the place.

Paris cos she knows all about monstrous peckers.

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I for one

Welcome our new raptorial plane-devouring overlord.

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Unhappy

Am I the only one

who read the title and assumed that Google Earth was somehow involved?

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Horse crap.

Turkey vultures hang out at PAO, feasting on 'plane-kill (bunnies & smaller birds). I have never heard of a pilot flying into or out of Palo Alto hitting one. And there are often tens of these things hanging about ... with 6 foot wingspans. The chances of commercial aircraft occupying the same airspace as a single bird "somewhere over Scotland" are less than remote, regardless of wingspan.

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Why?

I've been waiting for evolutionary biologists to come up with a convincing "just-so-story" about the adaptive significance or advantage of said bird cruising around at altitudes 6K ft higher than Everest.

(Not doubting anything about credible evolution, only incredible abuses of it. To the point, one of their oft heard lamer assertions is that, if an animal has some capability, it must have evolutionary meaning - or some such nonsense).

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Bulls hit

This exemplifies the danger of importing un-natural beings into the existence of places other than their natural habitat. We saw the same thing with Grey Squirrels, only a few in the 1800s but look at them now. In other words, we fucked up again.

Those responsible should be told to "duck off".

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Welcome

could be worse

could be a jet propelled solar powered ornithopter

answers on a postcard please....

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WTF?

Transsexual Vultures now?

Article says female, owners website says male. Can these birds really behave like this?

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