The vendor of a green 1996 MG MGF is likely to attract a fair bit of attention to his eBay auction after partially flashing his dangly bits on the world's favourite tat bazaar: Man photographs self with dangly bits exposed This lunchtime, the semi-naked sports convertible owner wrote: Please note one of the pictures …
Quote him happy
If yourr happy and you know, clap your hands......
If yourr happy and you know and you really want to show it, put it on ebay......
What a tool!
and ebay haven't pulled the photo yet.
Those MGFs are very tail happy in the wet!
I do hope some poor person on a dating site hasn't accidentally revived a pic of car instead of his face pic.
This should teach him not to store his "face pics" in the same folder as his eBay pics.
Relax, dear, it's only...
...confirmation that these so-called "MG" heaps of s**t are driven by dicks.
Paris, cos she's just out of shot.
AAAAAA++++AA++++w000ters Cocknob Will Deal with again
he wishes he'd clicked on "Enlarge"
And I bet he'll be disappointed by the results of clicking on the 'Enlarge' button too.
I couldn't help but snigger at the magnifying glass 'Enlarge' link
"...the original snap will swiftly disappear from eBay...."
Define "swiftly". It's still there.
It's bloody obvious which MGF ad it is, it's the one where the pic of the car in the listings is rotated by 90 degrees. Looks like it's not just the "which photos should I upload" side of things that was subject to incompetance here.
I bet it's the only car auction on eBay right now with over 4000 page views in less than 24hrs....
Unintentional my arse!
Begs the question as to why he's taking pictures that are not quite of his cock - surely the thinking behind these photos is to get your person in a tumescent state. Mind you, he does drive an MG.
"I feel some what embarrassed."
Gotta hand it to the bloke, he handled it remarkably well.
The situation, not his pecker obviously.
Well that's the first time I've heard it called an MGF, but I note it's used, and gone green.
Only an iPhone user...
Would take a photo of him/herself with no pants on but keep their t-shirt on! I bet he's kept his socks on too...
Why would anyone take such a picture in the first place? That's the big question!
(A Nobel/Ig Nobel prize must surely be on offer to anyone who can give us the definitive answer, and not just "It's a guy!": that doesn't even begin to cover it... in either sense.)
looks like hes been pulled off.....
what is the world comming to......
looks like some nupmtys will try to pull the other one anytime on there
Auto or Manual?
Just wondering as I am sure i can see a glimpse of a "stick shift" in the photo!
His penis substitute has been removed. And so has his car.
This listing (260644490783) has been removed, or this item is not available."
Silver lining and all that!
The only good thing to come out of it, he must be getting lots of free publicity for his auction, the lucky sod!
"Why would anyone take such a picture in the first place? That's the big question!"
there are a group of men that think the fast way to get with a women, is by showing a pennis pic.
now whats truly funny is this subclass of men don't get it, which why they are using dating site in the first place .
Re: Fastest way to women
Sadly, for some women out there (obviously not El Reg readers, I pray), that IS the fastest way to get their... attentions.
That, and if they showed the face, they would realize they already snubbed him off as a jerk last night at the bar...
This is what happens when guyswithiphones.com*
*very probably NSFW
"Too right - that's an iPhone, isn't it? You should be bloody ashamed of yourself"
WTF are you talking about?
There are some dating sites out there where the Men AND Woman post Nude pictures of themselves, so you can see before you try
This should really be tagged NSFW!
Looking at the photo I think he's got a Midget.
Can't tell whether the hood's down or not.
It's the open road for me!
Have a drink, have a drive, as Mungo Jerry would say.
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