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Top boffins in the States believe they have unmasked the mystery attacker responsible for repeatedly wiping out towns in the Rocky Mountains and Great Plains, slaughtering thousands of inhabitants. The massacres are apparently being carried out by a type of carnivorous mouse, described by scientists as "nasty little beasties …
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By "we", I presume you mean you and your fellow prairie dogs. Do you have good bandwidth in your burrow-town?
"It also stalks its prey in the manner of a cat, sneaking up quietly, and defends its territory by "howling" like a small wolf"
Give'em an amplifier and new guard pet for small properties?
Epizootics - my new favourite word for the day.
Me too, but it's in the OED nevertheless.
As is "schlep", my second new word today, defined as "haul or carry (something heavy or awkward)". "The mice then schlep the fleas around to different territories".
Heavy or awkward fleas, that's what we should worry about.
...the first to welcome what will surely, eventually be our carnivorous, plague carrying, rodent Overlords....
You mate are dead when you let go
(Come on people, its got to be a caption competition time.)
Thomas! THOMAS! Can you catch this one?
.. the best strapline for an article .. ever?
...truly awesome; has brightened my morning considerably.
Bravo El Reg. =)
"mystery dogsquirrel-slayer annihilation factor"
Investigative journalism at its finest.
...but it's soooooo cute. What harm can it be?
Cute? THAT? Are you DAFT? It looks like it wants to rip your arm off and beat you to death with it, if only it was big enough.
P.S. For some real prairie dog related fun, look up "varmit gun" on ewwtoob... these are ultra high powered rifles designed to take out prairie dogs at up to half a mile away, because it's really hard to sneak up to normal gun range. Some of these weapons have 5ft barrels.
It's fun watching a prairie dog vaporize into a puff of blood and fur!
The mice do no harm at all. It's the fleas... it's ALWAYS the fleas...
You have a strange definition of "fun". While I agree the guns used are very cool, killing for sport has never sat very well with me. To each their own I guess, to a point.
... and the cost of replacing those who have to be put down is Y, I can see how sympathy for the little buggers would erode quite quickly and a "varmit (or varmint?) gun" would seem a wise investment. It'd be best for all concerned if the prairie dogs (and their burrow holes) could stay on their side of the fence and leave the horses' and/or cattle's side alone but I haven't heard of this happening. Of course, in states with open range laws this "solution" might be a bit dicey as would be trying to "manage" such hazards on public lands leased to ranchers.
It's only sport if the opposing team has the same equipment!
It seems there's more of a problem with boffin infestation than there is with mice.
..thats put my problems i've been having with Word today into perspective.
Thanks for that.
"towns" which can underlie as much as 500 acres and hold as many as 5,000 residents."
At only 10 (small furry) residents per acre, that sounds very des res.
"At only 10 (small furry) residents per acre, that sounds very des res."
That's 10 prairie dogs with several observation mounds, exit tunnels, and several hundred feet of burrow per acre. They have their towns tunneled like the Brits do Gibraltar.
It's more like suburban sprawl, with areas of densely populated burrows and areas of sparse burrows between them.
Given that there is clearly still a lively debate going on within the scientific community I vote that we fund a second report - a squakquel if you will.
OK I'll get my coat.
>if you will
...when they found fjords in the burrows.
Boffin count = 4.
Please note we are talking Top Boffins here, not your common or garden boffins.
Maybe a separate counter for each type (top, bottom, strange, charmed etc.)
I can understand top and bottom boffins, even strange and charmed boffins. Where it falls apart is wrapping my mind around up or down boffins.
Nice though it is to use such a convenient shorthand term, the US Midwest is NOT the same as "the Rocky Mountains and Great Plains". It is the area to the North East of the Great Plains, centered around the Great Lakes, although there is some overlap in the region of North Dakota, South Dakota, and Nebraska.
Check out the two Wikipedia articles http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_plains and http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Midwestern_United_States, and you'll soon get the idea. (There are nice outline maps that show clearly how the Great Plains are directly to the West of the Midwest).
".. the West of the Midwest."
Is that the same as the Far West?
Nope - Far West is Califorinia.
We got all the kooks out there as we kept telling them West was just a little bit further west...
Seems our neighbors to the West did the same thing.
...that critter's f**king massive! Clearly it scurried out of a bomb test site in Nevada - mix rodents with radioactivity and this sort of thing is inevitable.
As a sometime Midwesterner, I don't know anybody who counts the Rocky Mountains as part of the Midwest; nor really the plains south of Kansas.
The grasslands of SE Colorado are a fine place to pick up bubonic plague, though. It used to happen once or twice a year to some unfortunate camper.
You mean like those computer models predicting lots of aeroplanes would fall out of the sky due to dust in the air? No? These are different? Honest? Carry on then.
...ah don't worry, the Yanks are convinced everyone in Birmingham knows their friend in Liverpool, that Monty Pyyyyython is still on TV every night and that we often have tea with the Queen every Sunday.
So a little geographical cock up is just fine.
We still have Monty Python on every night (after Dr. Who, of course) - Thank god for PBS & BBCA!
Now, if you don't mind, I'm off to sing the national anthem of our Neighbors to the Nort at a recital... "Oh, I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK..."
...how we believe that _everybody_ in Liverpool was best buds with John Lennon.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
are for puffs.
This is Mans pest control.
...the good old Rodenator. The spokesman is great -- he can hardly contain his glee when describing the product.
We have serious gopher problems here on the California central coast (*that* will confuse the Midwest vs. Rocky mountain/Great Plain identify crisis).
Anyway. We thought about importing some of the carnivorous mice but then worried about what we would do with them after they ate all of the gophers.
Although the Rodenator is rather expensive at $1,400, several of us are considering pooling together to share the ability for committing mass rodentcide. (Not to be confused with using rodenticides which are nasty chemicals and not near as much fun to use.)
"the good old Rodenator. "
The device that brought the benefits of Fuel Air Explosives to the masses.
For those who think this level of annoyance is *only* enjoyed by US citizens.
Check out: < http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alberta >, < http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brown_rat >.
The last one found in Alberta was after provincial inspectors captured a single varmint believed to have entered the province from neighbouring Saskatchewan on a recreational vehicle in 2009.
Rat control costs the provincial government about $500,000 a year but the effort is said to save tens of millions of dollars in potential crop damage, disease, food contamination and damaged buildings.
Unfortunately the Progressive Conservative stronghold of 'rats' remains.
Rat free, well...except for Calgary. There's still a small nest of the little blighters there that they've been having trouble eliminating. I think it was a few years back, a couple of lab rats got loose and started breeding. They keep thinking they've wiped them all out, but ever couple of months someone spots a new one and the province sends in the pest control once more.
Personally, I vote for abiogenesis of rodentia due to the concentration of politicos even more bat**** right wing (Alliance) than regular Cowtown PCs. This of course is based on the completely unscientific belief that corruption casts an aura, and that when too many such auras overlap the point of confluence causes the normal laws of of our reality to collapse. From this we get abiogenic generation of rodentia, gates into hell, Adobe Reader vulnerabilities and so forth.
Why yes, that is my coat…
"Rat free, well...except for Calgary. There's still a small nest of the little blighters there that they've been having trouble eliminating. I think it was a few years back, a couple of lab rats got loose and started breeding..."
Theyyyy're Pinky And The Brain -- YES,
Pinky And The Brain...
Alright, alright, I'm gone.
What exactly is a boffin? And is it a requirement that all stories put out by the register include the use of boffin?
Yes. Next question.
It is, after all a Pom site...
Boffin is hardly arcane, except maybe to seppos.
It means, roughly, highly competent scientist or engineer whose work may not be readily understandable by the general public, maybe with a slight aura of unworldliness. Much more positive than say geek.
What are seppos?
This Pom/Limey/Sassenach wishes to know.
Seppo = Septic = septic tank = Yank = Merkin :-)