...we'll think about it for ooo about 30 days. that way any one wanting to return it now, we can say:
Customer: I'd like to return this please.
02: you've had it 15 days sorry.
Customer: Steve Gods says I have 30 days.
02: Oh yeah, tell you what well get back to you.
16 days later:
02: Ok we'll do refunds up to 30 days
Customer great i'd like to return mine.
02: You've had it 31 days. Sorry.
Customer: <rams phone into 02 reps face>
<ironically signal improves>