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Cross-dresser shags mutt at historic castle

A lone, predatory cross-dresser has been cautioned for outraging public decency after having sex with a dog in the moat of an English Heritage castle, the Telegraph reports. The incident at Henry VIII's Pendennis Castle, which overlooks Cornwall's Falmouth Bay, took place at "around a quarter to 12" on Saturday 10 July, when the …

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Provocatively named Christie Brinkley

ex-One Show presenter taken to Florida vet's?

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No, the former Mrs Billy Joel...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christie_Brinkley

Snort! Guffaw! Fnarr-fnarr!

"Jeffrey Weiner". Hu hu...chortle...

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Every day's a school day.

Weiner. Pronounced Why-ner.

Had it have been spelled Wiener I would concur.

In these instances it's the second letter of the 'ei/ie' combination is the pronounced letter.

Wow. I actually learned something from being forced to take German in school.

Boffin

Weiner. Pronounced Why-ner.

Whyning about alleged wiener seems to be the lawyer's case in point.

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American

In America it's pronounced "Wee-ner", not "Why-ner".

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Re: American

'Commentard' is pronounced 'why-ner', though.

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Re: Re: American

(Not you. Just in general. I had to go there.)

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So...

Its a caution for actually going boning (pun intended) a dog. Jail time under extreme porn laws for anyone "only" having a video of it... Makes sense for English law I guess...

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As much sense as ..

the US laws;

Shag a dog==5 years

drug and shag a 13 year old==90 days "psychiatric evaluation"

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plod

so no arrest and no names - must have been a politician of a police officer.

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We await

The poignant and tasteful Playmobil reconstruction!

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Cautioned..

yet (cue obligatory IT angle) being in possession of an image of the same (even if both parties consented) would result in jail?

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Miami lawyer "Jeffrey Weiner"

Horatio Caine (removing sunglasses): "It's a dog's life." YEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHH!

WTF?

Hmmm

"cautioned for outraging public decency after having sex with a dog"

Fortunately only a caution as it is clearly a lesser crime than if someone had photographed the events and "made an image" on a pc.

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or worse

Draw a cartoon of it...

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Exactly!

Exactly!

World's mad, isn't it?

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IT?

...I must be blind...where exactly is the IT angle here?

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Wow, you're the second commentard in two minutes I am going to have to kill.

*headdesk*

Somebody tell him.

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Just don't video that

I don't want to have to be smuggling files inside cakes for you.

Mmmmm, cake..... :-)

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It's in Bootnotes Dummy!

Deary deary me, will they never learn?

There you go Sarah. You deserve a rest after all that hard work you put in yesterday on the elReg commentard guidelines. Have a beer on your way home! My shout.

^_^

re: IT?

It's on the Internets.

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Make IT? a trap

Including the IT? icon could automatically redirect the (lowest form of) commentards to the new guidelines, with an added #18) Thou shalt not question the IT angle.

Or redirect them to some sort of goatse page - either way.

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"IT?" icon

Why not remove it? It only encourages them. And it would leave room for a Playmobil one.

Troll

You're either a troll or a moron...

Idiot.

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IT angle?

wait - is this not bestiality monthly?

*unregisters*

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giving the dog a bone.

Heading to the cloakroom now.

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Judge Dredd..

Old Mrs. Hubbard

Went to the cupboard

To give poor Rover a bone.

When she bent over,

Rover came over

And gave her a bone of his own...

(God, I don't believe I remembered that!)

(I'll also definitely get my summer coat)

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Well ...

That might explain a lot about her son, L. Ron.

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FAIL

... more like Judge Dreddful

(gets coat)

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Just being slightly pedantic, but it's "Judge Dread"... The song was "Big 7" and the lyrics are:

Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to get the poor doggy a bone

When she bent down the dog came around and he gave her a bone of his own

Must dig out my old Judge Dread tapes...

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The dog was no doubt...

The dog was no doubt microchiped - there's your IT angle those of you needing one!

I normally laugh at stories like these but the one with the cross-dresser in the moat with the dog is just too strange! You couldn't make it up!

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New business venture

I claim the rights to "Cluedo - Perverts edition"

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And They Call IT.....

....PUPPY LUURVE.............

...well there is an 'it' in the lyrics

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IT angle is quite obvious..

...if IT stands for Interspecific Transgendered.

predatory

I don't think bonking a dog can be classed as "predatory". You're stretching things there.

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stretching things...

That's what the vet said.

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@TkH11 - Would be if it didn't consent or enjoy it!

Would be if it didn't consent or enjoy it!

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Happy

Isn't this what people mean...

when they talk about going dogging?

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Video..

Or it didnt happ...

Oh fuck it, Rover, come here. Now where did i put my camcorder...

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Is this what bestiality has come (cough) to?

Will no one think of the sheep? That mutt was a right munter (or vice-versa).

Devon, Cornwall

If you'd lived in Devon or Cornwall, then, well, the females are a bit thin on the ground and not much to look at anyway, you know, people get desperate.

WTF?

Devon

Oi! My missus comes from Devon

Oh, hang on, we met after she'd moved to Sussex...

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Hmmm...

If you need me, I'll be in my lab.

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IT Angle? Commentards

Stuff in the Bootnotes section isn't always about IT.

Quit yer bitchin'.

Is that OK, Ms Bee?

Poor dogs....

...Bet they were feeling ruff...

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It's the cats I feel sorry for

They must feel "put out" at nights!

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IT angle???

Hee hee, Just kidding!

Nice to see my dear county comes up trumps again for weirdo-sex stories. Must be something in the air. I wonder if he tried the same trick on the other side of the Fal at St Mawes as well?

So remember guys, if you want lots of bizarre sex toys, a vibrant dogging scene, manure to masturbate in and dogs to shag while dressed up in womens clothing, then SUNNY SUNNY CORNWALL IS YOUR IDEAL DESTINATION!

I think it's time to save some money for the toll bridge over the Tamar...

get down

Shep, its not a bone!

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