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A lone, predatory cross-dresser has been cautioned for outraging public decency after having sex with a dog in the moat of an English Heritage castle, the Telegraph reports. The incident at Henry VIII's Pendennis Castle, which overlooks Cornwall's Falmouth Bay, took place at "around a quarter to 12" on Saturday 10 July, when the …

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Provocatively named Christie Brinkley

ex-One Show presenter taken to Florida vet's?

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No, the former Mrs Billy Joel...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christie_Brinkley

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Snort! Guffaw! Fnarr-fnarr!

"Jeffrey Weiner". Hu hu...chortle...

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Anonymous Coward

Every day's a school day.

Weiner. Pronounced Why-ner.

Had it have been spelled Wiener I would concur.

In these instances it's the second letter of the 'ei/ie' combination is the pronounced letter.

Wow. I actually learned something from being forced to take German in school.

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Weiner. Pronounced Why-ner.

Whyning about alleged wiener seems to be the lawyer's case in point.

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American

In America it's pronounced "Wee-ner", not "Why-ner".

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Re: American

'Commentard' is pronounced 'why-ner', though.

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Re: Re: American

(Not you. Just in general. I had to go there.)

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So...

Its a caution for actually going boning (pun intended) a dog. Jail time under extreme porn laws for anyone "only" having a video of it... Makes sense for English law I guess...

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As much sense as ..

the US laws;

Shag a dog==5 years

drug and shag a 13 year old==90 days "psychiatric evaluation"

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plod

so no arrest and no names - must have been a politician of a police officer.

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We await

The poignant and tasteful Playmobil reconstruction!

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Cautioned..

yet (cue obligatory IT angle) being in possession of an image of the same (even if both parties consented) would result in jail?

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Miami lawyer "Jeffrey Weiner"

Horatio Caine (removing sunglasses): "It's a dog's life." YEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHH!

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Hmmm

"cautioned for outraging public decency after having sex with a dog"

Fortunately only a caution as it is clearly a lesser crime than if someone had photographed the events and "made an image" on a pc.

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or worse

Draw a cartoon of it...

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Exactly!

Exactly!

World's mad, isn't it?

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IT?

...I must be blind...where exactly is the IT angle here?

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Wow, you're the second commentard in two minutes I am going to have to kill.

*headdesk*

Somebody tell him.

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Just don't video that

I don't want to have to be smuggling files inside cakes for you.

Mmmmm, cake..... :-)

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It's in Bootnotes Dummy!

Deary deary me, will they never learn?

There you go Sarah. You deserve a rest after all that hard work you put in yesterday on the elReg commentard guidelines. Have a beer on your way home! My shout.

^_^

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re: IT?

It's on the Internets.

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Make IT? a trap

Including the IT? icon could automatically redirect the (lowest form of) commentards to the new guidelines, with an added #18) Thou shalt not question the IT angle.

Or redirect them to some sort of goatse page - either way.

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"IT?" icon

Why not remove it? It only encourages them. And it would leave room for a Playmobil one.

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You're either a troll or a moron...

Idiot.

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IT angle?

wait - is this not bestiality monthly?

*unregisters*

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giving the dog a bone.

Heading to the cloakroom now.

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Judge Dredd..

Old Mrs. Hubbard

Went to the cupboard

To give poor Rover a bone.

When she bent over,

Rover came over

And gave her a bone of his own...

(God, I don't believe I remembered that!)

(I'll also definitely get my summer coat)

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Well ...

That might explain a lot about her son, L. Ron.

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... more like Judge Dreddful

(gets coat)

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Re: Judge Dredd

Just being slightly pedantic, but it's "Judge Dread"... The song was "Big 7" and the lyrics are:

Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to get the poor doggy a bone

When she bent down the dog came around and he gave her a bone of his own

Must dig out my old Judge Dread tapes...

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The dog was no doubt...

The dog was no doubt microchiped - there's your IT angle those of you needing one!

I normally laugh at stories like these but the one with the cross-dresser in the moat with the dog is just too strange! You couldn't make it up!

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New business venture

I claim the rights to "Cluedo - Perverts edition"

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And They Call IT.....

....PUPPY LUURVE.............

...well there is an 'it' in the lyrics

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IT angle is quite obvious..

...if IT stands for Interspecific Transgendered.

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predatory

I don't think bonking a dog can be classed as "predatory". You're stretching things there.

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stretching things...

That's what the vet said.

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@TkH11 - Would be if it didn't consent or enjoy it!

Would be if it didn't consent or enjoy it!

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Happy

Isn't this what people mean...

when they talk about going dogging?

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Video..

Or it didnt happ...

Oh fuck it, Rover, come here. Now where did i put my camcorder...

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Is this what bestiality has come (cough) to?

Will no one think of the sheep? That mutt was a right munter (or vice-versa).

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Devon, Cornwall

If you'd lived in Devon or Cornwall, then, well, the females are a bit thin on the ground and not much to look at anyway, you know, people get desperate.

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Devon

Oi! My missus comes from Devon

Oh, hang on, we met after she'd moved to Sussex...

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Hmmm...

If you need me, I'll be in my lab.

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IT Angle? Commentards

Stuff in the Bootnotes section isn't always about IT.

Quit yer bitchin'.

Is that OK, Ms Bee?

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Poor dogs....

...Bet they were feeling ruff...

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It's the cats I feel sorry for

They must feel "put out" at nights!

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IT angle???

Hee hee, Just kidding!

Nice to see my dear county comes up trumps again for weirdo-sex stories. Must be something in the air. I wonder if he tried the same trick on the other side of the Fal at St Mawes as well?

So remember guys, if you want lots of bizarre sex toys, a vibrant dogging scene, manure to masturbate in and dogs to shag while dressed up in womens clothing, then SUNNY SUNNY CORNWALL IS YOUR IDEAL DESTINATION!

I think it's time to save some money for the toll bridge over the Tamar...

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get down

Shep, its not a bone!

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