"A$$book, Myspaz & Twatter - invading your privacy for as long as they can get away with it..."
Wonderful tagline isnt it, when you come to think about it.... Oh wait....
"Ah think, what we got here, is failure to have an IQ above room temperature...."
"Social Networking - cleaning up the gene pool since 2-thousand-4"
"Bebo - getting dirty old men together since 2005"
"Twatter - helping you say "i'm a lonely d***head" in 140 characters or less for far far far too long"
"Faces.com - helping tweens end up face down in ditches since 2004"
Need I go on?
I mean seriously - friends reunited for example- you thought they were tossers at school 20 years ago, which means after finding out what they have been doing for the last 20 years you will
a.) Know more about some pointless gits life in minute detail than you ever wanted too - and have met their nauseating partner...
b.) Remember full well why when you last saw them was the happiest and most fulfilling 15 minutes of your life (the worst being when they txt'd you half an hour later to tell you they were taking the same 'A' levels at the same college as you...)