A New Jersey woman pulled out a couple of nice excuses after she wrapped her car around a tree - first claiming the mishap was provoked by a carjacking, then that she'd actually been distracted while performing a "sex act"* on some bloke she'd picked up. Police mugshot of Sarah Blasse According to AP, 23-year-old Sarah Blasse ( …
after they'd "swiped a laptop"?
Is that another euphemism? She was swiping her boyfriends laptop then gave him a carjacking when they both unexpectedly got more wood than they'd planned on...
"she'd actually been distracted while performing a "sex act"*"
Was she rear ended, I can't imagine it was a face on incident.
It could also give a new meaning to the phrase, 'swiping a laptop'.
That would have been one very horrified carjacker ...
Me coat... The one with the VERY BIG beer goggles in the pocket
Couldn't see the trees
for the wood?
I guess the police were not convinced by the sex act story either. And having looked at the picture, you can see why....
Warning next time please
Ye gods, that gave me a fright, what did she look like *before* the car crash?
She should have remembered
mirror, signal, manoeuvre
I think not.
Get it right then!
It's Mirror, Signal, Mirror, Maneuver.
I thought it was
Manoeuvre, Mirror, sware at the person you just cut up because they are being rude and beeping there horn at you.
No - in this case it seems to have been Mirror, Signal, Man-over
Pleas warn people
before printing disturbing images like those included in the article, I've just had to fight to keep my lunch down.
That Pic Is Truly NSFA...
...not safe for anyone.
We all learned a few months back. We're never asking for pics again.
I'm not usually one to make comment ...
... on someone's appearance, but I am forced to wonder at the desperation of the "boyfriend". Even allowing for the notoriously awful quality of police mug-shots, this one would come last in a beauty contest for wart-hogs!
why is this news?
are you so bored on Friday afternoon that you publish dribble of this magnitude... who the f*ck cares!
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Take it you're a n008 to this site then Paul. There's always one.
Oh, of course, the laptop.
I'm a bit slow on Mondays...
Important detail missing!
Was her boyfriend's guide dog OK?
jacking someone off in a car is carjacking
Serves you right..
... to all you lot who normally chorus: "jpegs or it didn't happen"
Why did I think of Mount Rushmore when seeing that mugshot?
I'd rather Mount Rushmore...
Was that a "car prang" or a "car prong"/
Y'know... we have the "Evil Bill" and "Evil Steve" icons... Could Ms Blasse be icon-ized as the "Anti-Paris"/
"a quick Gillian Taylforth"
Sorry I'm late darling. I got caught in a ^H^H^H^H^Htaylf tailback on the M4.,
My Eyes ! the Googles ! they do nothink!
Dear god... could be he was just trying to get away from the ham beast who was molesting him..
imo generally 2 types of criminal - the clever ones who think they can get away with it; and the idiots, who cant.
No accounting for taste
Either that, or he was blind.
Playmobil reconstruction please.
They're all better looking.
With a face like that, she CAN'T have been wearing a seatbelt!
What a munter !
This Modern World
"..charges including " ... hindering apprehension"."
So it's illegal to run away and you get additional charges for it? Surely there are long standing historical precedents for the folk-tradition of running away from the authorities after committing a crime. It's part of our heritage.
Failure to stop
In the UK this would be "failure to stop when required to do so by a constable in uniform".
Surely this is common sense. For example, if the cops try to stop you for some traffic offence but you lead them on a hour long chase, you would have to expect different penalties than if you had stopped promptly and cooperated.
Oh my God...
Why isn't there a Sick-Bag icon?
There's the spod with the glasses icon. Boyf must need a new prescription. Or there's the troll - disturbing similarity to the CGI creature in LotR. Or perhaps more relevantly, there's the alien - "there is an extra-terrestrial explanation for all of this".
I can see it now. "It was horrible. I was beamed up to the alien spaceship and they performed all manner of degrading experiments on me. I could deal with that. But then they beamed me back next to this *thing* which wanted sex with me. Please doctor, can you help me?"
... obviously had the right of it.
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