Phorm told the Stock Exchange today that it will issue a million shares to institutional investors in order to bolster its dwindling cash reserves. The company is currently concentrating on Brazil and China. It is still under police investigation in the UK for failing to inform BT customers that it was snooping on their browsing …
Surely this will fail
Any investor would presumably have to exist in a due diligence vacuum to spunk money on this guaranteed fail.
Bad luck and numerous unpleasant illnesses to Phorm, their investors, and all they represent,
Companies like phorm pass due diligence, but have a set of "conditions" attached to the purchase.
The most common set of conditions is that the company receiving the investment hires a specific outsourcing shop in UTC+5:30 to do a chunk of work. So while the company itself may be a guaranteed failure it is also a guaranteed conduit to move some money offshore tax-free declaring some losses in the process which can reduce your tax bill even further. After that you can repatriate it back, invest again, repatriate it back and so on with the carousel continuing ad naseum and not a single penny landing in the taxman's coffers.
It is an obvious tax fraud but as long as outsourcing is not subject to a suitable excise duty there is f*ck all Inland Revenue can do about it in practice.
I find it quite funny how it keeps fretting about pennies underpaid here in the so called "VAT carousel fraud" while people continue to drive ocean liners full of cash through the "invest and condition it on outsourcing" carousel. It is one of the _BIGGEST_ reasons for outsourcing by the way if not the biggest. Money talks.
£2m fast funding
£2 phast phunding....or is that too obvious?
Who's going to buy these shares?
Are institutional "investors" completely stupid?
Phorm have burnt through a shed-load of cash already, they're under investigation & they have no real viability. The bubble has burst, Phorm really are the new boo
Back to the old Mantra: Phuck off Phorm.
Easy to Solve!!
Any Bank can buy them, just by using clients money, and not their own!!
Kent is merely "pleased". Not even "tremendously excited"?
Things must be bad at Phorm these days. What a joke.
sp takes a dump
the normal kent effect is in full swing
kent ertugrul speaks and the share price takes a dive
PHRX Share Price: 142.50 Bid: 125.00 Ask: 160.00 Change: 0.00 (-28.75%)
PHRM Share Price: 157.50 Bid: 150.00 Ask: 165.00 Change: 0.00 (-5.97%)
good to see everyone has such confidence in him
the thing to note is the drop in the PHRX price these are held by a far smaller group as there are restrictions on who can hold them and trade themand these tend to be steadier even when there is bad news around
so much for raising the cash in brazil!!, whats up kent investors over there not interested due to all the attention DPDC, CCJ and CADE are giving you and your "partners" and the debate in korea is not exactly going your way either
One has to wonder what Kent would consider to be an *unsuccessful* launch.
Die already. Nuff said.
I've had enough.
I'm not normally a language nazi, but this 'already' on the end of every sentence is really starting to itch. Please explain it ? It just make you sound retarded.
As I understand it, the use of "already" on the end of a sentence or phrase is part of New York Jewish idiom. I don't know how it came to be, but it seems to be an accepted use of language in some parts of the US. I don't hear it much in the UK, so it may be fairly localised slang.
Die, you fuckers!!!
That is all...
DIE DIE DIE
that is all.
Actually no it's not - why, if the police are investigating, have they not been royally shafted by now? It's not like it's a complicated issue.
Nothing more enjoying...
... than watching the long drawn out death rattle of bunch of greedy, unwanted, useless ad-men.
What kind of institution are these investors from? Broadmoor?
Easy come ...
... easy go.
Face value, £2m...
Actual value...not so much?
Who the hell keeps on giving them money ?? I have some bills that need to be paid and part of the bay bridge for sale .
"Phorm told the Stock Exchange today that it will issue a million shares to institutional investors in order to bolster its dwindling cash reserves."
"Institutional investors"? Shurely they meant "institutionalised investors" 'cos let's face it, anyone who ploughs money into Phorm is a few sandwiches short of a picnic!
Kent does the opposite of what he says he will do - again
Was it only a week ago that Phorm issued their 2009 accounts and told us in paragraph 4 of page 4, that they WERE NOT going to do this? That their strategy was for "funding at the local level" and that they were not keen on the dilution effect involved in a further Phorm Inc share issue?
Oh well a week is a long time in the Brazilian Senate and the Korean parliament and I suppose they decided they desperately needed at least one months more working capital. And Phorm have always had difficulty matching their predictions with the outcomes.
this company are sunk. finished. kaput.
The internet is a global community...
And was set up for the free exchange of information...
The current usage may not meet those aims, but neither does it give anyone a license to mine it for commercial purposes.
If you wish to allow your personal details to be sent to a third party, that's fine. But that should be YOUR choice. An ISP that automatically opts you in, simply cannot be trusted..
Just wondering, what is the half-life for a Phorm share?
Going down for the tird time?
Rats, sinking ships and straws, anyone?
"The ad peddler lost $100m in the last financial "
So they lost say $2M a week, roughly.
Using your skill and judgement, how long will £2M last them?
Answers on a postcard please to Stratis Scleparis, wherever he may be.
He used to be on LinkedIn.
He used to be BT Retail's CTO at the time of the denied trials.
He used to be Phorm's CTO after the trials.
Now he's invisible.
....they are going to publish the names, addresses and bank details of all share holders.
Well maybe not, but who in their right mind would trust this shower with their personal data (let alone cash) - if push comes to shove they would probably sell it to raise more revenue.
To all potential investors in Phorm
Put your money in a heap in the garden and burn it
At least youll have the smug satisfaction of contributing to a little global warming as opposed to getting fuck all for it with Phorm.
a PHAIL icon.
Brazil has enough problems without the scum of the earth turning up to fleece them of their privacy and cash!
Perhaps if we have a whip round on the Reg forums we can hire one those death gangs we hear so much about, to sort something out?
The Big Open Secret in Society?
Phorm ..... is not really anything to do with ad peddling is it, but much more a to do about Minority Report type algorithms and deep packet inspections for an inkling of future likely intent? And that makes it a most valuable stock/program?
But it/they are pretty useless and more of a liability, without smart analysts to ensure the attendant metadata is robust and justifiably secure against proxy challenge.
Start a roll
So that should last just over a fortnight if the last years financial loss is anything to go by...
Still lots of un-answered questions
One such is:
Why have there been no prosecutions at BT and Phorm over the illegal trials? An illegal secret traffic-interception activity clearly took place but, as is documented in many places, such as , no action was taken and the issue was passed from pillar to post with no-one grasping the nettle. Why is this?
Lie back and think of ......... well, whatever , whenever you are getting right royally shafted
Haven't you yet worked out how the System works? The law is an ass and justice its mules and your views matter not a jot in the Big Media Picture and Great Game.
It is though, I admit, a little more complicated than that simplification but here and now is neither the time or the place to expand upon it.
Oh, and what would be known of as the Establishment, has completely lost ITs Control of Crazy Plots for they have no leverage in the Virtual Domain which now Rules and Reigns Supreme and Sublime in Reality.
And that is a little something stealthy which I am not at all surprised Lester and Lewis have not picked up on from their sources, and reported on. Prepare yourselves for a ...... well, Big Bang doesn't even begin to do it justice.
I doubt there will be any opposition in China by the government of Phorm, if anything, I'd expect the Chineese authorities to request changes to Phorm to actually not anyonymise the information and then forward it on for data warehousing by a secret arm of government...
you just know they'd do it.
"Successful launch in Brazil"
Actually, no. I'm speaking from Brazil here.
They've managed to bill Oi, their ISP partner, for about a million Euros so far. That's quite less than what they lose on average per month, right? And I'm sure it's a small fraction of the value of the fine that the local government is about to produce due to some irregularities in the business they're making here.
Q) How did Phorm manage to lose £100m last year when it doesn't do anything, and how is £2m (i.e., a week's losses) going to help?
Phuck off and die
Somehow Phorm is hanging around like a dose of the clap that just won't go away. Will someone with cojones and legal clout please terminate Phorm's existence for one and for all? Phorm have never proven the legality of their "product" - that should speak for itself.
Can't really see a problem with this - as long as it complies with the law and allows users to make an informed choice of whether they're profiled or not. Listening to the commentards on here is quite pathetic: "Meh meh meh its so unfair....interwebs shud be free....i wanna my content wiv no nasty ads...."
If it's legal, do it.
Phorm ph*cked up in the UK because they didn't comply with the law - should they try again (this time on the right side of the law) I'd welcome them.
PS - I'm not a Phorm employee. Nor NebuAd / Front Porch. Not in advertising at all.
"PS - I'm not a Phorm employee. Nor NebuAd / Front Porch. Not in advertising at all."
Yet you have exercised your right to anonymity. How ironic.
But it doesn't
comply with the law.
I hope all those investors who have burned their Phingers on Phailed Phorm learn a lesson or two in life.
If it seems to good to be true it probably isn't.
If it comes from Phorm, the speech most probably definitely isn't.
A Truly Lamentable Performance
(Cash) Burn Baby (Cash) Burn!
How long does the UK Police investigation take already?
They've been shown to be taking UK citizen's IP traffic without telling them they're "involved in a test".
Throw the book at them and ban them already.
I actually told some UK staff I was off if it was implemented, it seemed they had had hundreds of complaints.
My only problems were 6 BT email addresses to change and a BT Vision box.
I think the rear of losing a good proportion of customers sorted out BT.
I have included Kunts dream date
I would have done the same if I was with them (and made damn certain my provider at the time knew Phorm was a deal breaker)
When BT occasionally try to get my business I remind them that they sold our privacy up the Swannee, without even asking first. Not that the drone in the call centre cares...
I am stuck with BT
Well mainly that the free Freeview PVR they gave us needs BTBB to operate, and it is full of Come Dine With Mes - and I don't want to upset the wife.
Then loads of places using our email addresses.
But Phorm would have forced the change, I did phone up BTV support and ask about moving from BT and then they got into a panic.
I think one of the reasons they dropped Phorm is the threats from BTV and Total Broadband customers.
A lovely graph of the Phorm share price in steep descent can be found here:
Elastoplasts for The Titanic.
Worth noting that when any ship is listing so badly that it will inevitably sink beneath the waves, every second gained in staying afloat means a greater opportunity to launch the lifeboats and a greater chance of escape by those on board.
Though SS Phorm (the initials can be taken to represent whatever you wish) has been toppling over in slow motion for almost two years, it has managed to limp to a couple of foreign ports in hope of attracting more passengers. It has also had its ballroom extensively refurbished and a new orchestra hired.
But nothing can patch the hole beneath the water line and nothing can bring back the £100m that was spent on everything but life-boats, this despite the way the best-equipped of those vanished over the horizon with former First Matey Stratis Scleparis at the helm. (Incidentally, Scleparis has now gone back to what he used to be -- Albert Brown -- as there's no longer any need to compete with Phorm's CEO in the Really Silly Names competition.)
The £2m now being sought is the last whip-round amongst onshore friends and relatives who've been led to believe this comparatively trifling sum is all that's needed to keep SS Phorm afloat, in much the same way as donating Elastoplasts for The Titanic would've solved its own difficulties with the iceberg.
All that's left to ponder on now is how many lifeboats are fit to be launched -- and will that renowned financial genius Norman Lamont get one all to himself?
Phorm. About to become the deepest packet of 'em all. Glug. Glug.
Needs an Astute
Now that will sink it!
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