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Motorola is taking advantage of the iPhone 4 'Death Grip' debacle by kicking Apple when it's down: the Droid maker ran a full-page ad in Wednesday's New York Times ridiculing the Jobsian handset's antenna problems. In the advert — underneath a photo of Motorola's upcoming Droid X, complete with the obligatory comely lass — is a …

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Anonymous Coward

Sweet, sweet karma.

Well done Nokia and Motorola. I love it!

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@Pee Henry

The utter irony that you should mention "sweet, sweet karma" when you revel in someone else's misfortune.

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Tongue in cheek

Remember how this started -- Job's arrogant remark which, in effect, called the world a bunch of dolts for not knowing how to hold a 'phone. So, karma back on Apple from that standpoint.

You seemingly missed my touch of irony too --- something difficult to get across in a blog. Competitors "reveling" in others misfortunes is nothing new and it's often fun to see large corporations show a bit of humo(u)r.

The most memorable example for me was in about 2001 when British Airways was having trouble pivoting the London Eye up into position. The next day, Virgin Atlantic had an aerostat floating above the Thames with the message "BA, Can't Get It Up".

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"Coating the antenna"

Might well make the problem even worse, depending on the dielectric coefficient of the coating. "Yeah let's make the user one plate of an even bigger capacitor". Fail.

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So the idea would be to...

use a coating with the correct dialectric coefficient wouldn't it?

Seems a bit like saying 'what a stupid idea to use a knife and fork to eat with. If you use a Stanley knife you will slice your tongue to bits'.

I think you were just trying to show off that you knew what a dialectric coefficient is. Fair play - I have no idea!

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Not really

The idea would be to make the "coating" thick enough that the user-provided capacitance tends towards negligible. Most sensible people would achieve that effect by using a substantial (relatively speaking) air-gap ie:

"Putting the antenna inside the case"

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You're doing it wrong

Most people don't put the knife in to their mouths.

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"update" in late summer

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competitors and detractors have been waiting impatiently for Jobs & Co to make a major misstep. And that time may have arrived.

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you obviously didn't go on to read the rest of the review then, even with the problem, the reviewer wouldn't get anything else but an iPhone, because it is that far ahead of the Android fragmentation mess.. oh but wait for the droid "update" in late summer... you mean to make it somewhat closer to the speed of the iPhone???? what happens when the iPhone gets an update in late summer?

his judgement that even while the death grip was employed, it still got better reception than other phones. and with a case, unbelievable, reception... and battery life in all situations...

so much for a misstep... have fun with that Droid X with a Battery that lasts about to half way through breakfast.

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Jobs Horns

Steve...

seriously, stop posting here about how great your phone is. or at least post under your real name....

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do you work for apple

or are you a fanboi ?

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Jobs Horns

Hello Mr Jobs

How is you liver today?

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RE: do you work for apple

He was quoting.

Now that implies he read the information somewhere else and didn't just write it himself...

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RE: Steve

You'll notice that he said:

"you obviously didn't go on to read the rest of the review then, even with the problem, the reviewer wouldn't get anything else but an iPhone"

So unless you think he wrote the review as well...

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Not Steve

Of course it's not Steve Jobs. His Jobsness doesn't waste time with such lengthy prose. You'll know it's him when you see the post:

"Buy the damn iPhone. Not that big of a deal."

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don't like that comment, not one bit

arse he maybe, Apple is a totally scummy (sp?) company, but a genius he defo is & would I work for him, hmm not likely . . would I enjoy his company over dinner? of course I would !

and I've said before on here - he is still a human being and I wish him good health, really I do

but I will NEVER buy an Apple product and I hate with vengeance that utter cr*p that is iTunes - please don't tell me that Apple know how to write software, OK?

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On the other hand...

"From my day of testing, I've determined that the iPhone 4 performs much better than the 3GS in situations where signal is very low, at -113 dBm (1 bar). Previously, dropping this low all but guaranteed that calls would drop, fail to be placed, and data would no longer be transacted at all. I can honestly say that I've never held onto so many calls and data simultaneously on 1 bar at -113 dBm as I have with the iPhone 4, so it's readily apparent that the new baseband hardware is much more sensitive compared to what was in the 3GS. The difference is that reception is massively better on the iPhone 4 in actual use.

With my bumper case on, I made it further into dead zones than ever before, and into marginal areas that would always drop calls without any problems at all. It's amazing really to experience the difference in sensitivity the iPhone 4 brings compared to the 3GS, and issues from holding the phone aside, reception is absolutely definitely improved. I felt like I was going places no iPhone had ever gone before. There's no doubt in my mind this iPhone gets the best cellular reception yet, even though measured signal is lower than the 3GS."

This is from the same Anandtech article you quoted. Apple may have exposed its underbelly here, but things are not that easy. The antenna seems to works both very good and very badly, depending how you hold the phone.

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Brilliant!

Did you see how animated Jobs was when he went to the AllThingsD thing? I love the way he has tried to subtly brush this under the carpet. What a superb opportunity for Motorola to have a dig.

I love Apple, but only when they get things right. They made the back glass, it shatters very easily (see the iFixIt Youtube video!), probably because if it was metal it would get too hot. Without a case, this phone will break. (Unlike previous iPhones which are very relisilient)

Steve Jobs has really messed up with the iPhone 4. I mean, I probably will still get one. But for the first time in four years, I'm tempted to 'unswitch' from Apple - they are taking the piss. With this issue and the pricing of the Mac Mini etc.

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shatters easily

oh yeah, really easily, if you drop it 4 times from 4 feet, onto rough concrete.

Compared to the countless times I've seen drunk people fall over, drop phone in the process and have it break into several pieces, never to work again.

I don't think I've ever seen this happen to an iPhone, but then again, I don't tend to pay much attention to what handset other people are using. (I just like to laugh at the drunks trying to find all the pieces)

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4 times?

In the days of clip on plastic cases my Nokias probably survived nearer 40 than 4 drops, the plastic case flying off taking most of the impact and easily re-attached.

Grenade: intending to explode into fragments when thrown.

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Re: Brilliant

You are the perfect example of why large companies can get away with huge flaws in their products.

After going on about how Apple have messed up and telling us about the device's faults you then go on to say you'll probably still get one.

WTF? WHY? Brand loyalty? Why do people continually pay for terrible products, it only reinforces the point-of-view that companies can put out this garbage without any need to care about the user.

You, sir, are a sucker.

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Noob D@v3

Interesting what you claim, I saw my first broken iPhone 2 weeks after a friend got it. It took one drop to shatter it, and his insurance replacement now lives in a case. I've had many phones over the years, the only Nokia I ever managed to break was my 5110, and the glass broke when I accidentally drove my car over it (seriously). The phone still worked, and carried on working until I got it exchanged by insurance.

Of course, I've broken many Blackberries and my only Sony Erikson phone.

I suggest you look up what happens when you put glass down on a glass surface, and then be super careful with your iPhone 4.

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I don't see a recall

They could just give out a free case if they had to. They sell them in the Apple store for about $30 but they must cost about 50 cents to make in China. Just make it real ugly (maybe Zune brown) so people will still shell out for the over priced ones they sell.

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Shills way off mark

As always the Apple fanbois and paid PR / AC’s are missing the point.

It doesn't matter how well it does anything else, it's a phone first and foremost so if it loses reception because of a design flaw then it's faulty and not fit for purpose.

This applies even if without the antenna covered it can pick up calls from Mars.

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"it's a phone first and foremost"

Absolutely correct, yet this is the point that so many seem to miss when discussing the wonder that is iPhone.

A beer to you for pointing that out sir!

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@Marcus

Not strictly true. I agree that it may be unfit for purpose, but the 'phone' moniker is a name only. Most people I know with iPhones (or other smartphones for that matter) never mention how good the device is at making calls - they ALWAYS laud the other extensive features, such as camera, screen, media player, games, wifi connectivity, etc. To be honest, I rarely use my mobile as an actual phone. What I'd really like is a top-flight digital camera that I can text and maybe call on!!!

In reality, this whole iPhone 4 debacle will do very little to damage Apple. They will ride it out, do what's needed and then wait for the next must-have product to make them a fortune again. Whatever you may think of them, Apple do what they do very well. And there are always consumers who are willing to part with their hard-earned (as there are in most markets).

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No iphone4 for me

With you here - I've been a fan (I don't go as far as 'fanboi' though) of the iphone since they first came out, but until this antenna business is sorted, I'm not going anywhere near iphone4.

As you say - if a phone can't hold a reliable signal while making calls (left or right handed), that's pretty f*ed up. And Job's comments don't help. "Hold it another way". Yeah sure...

Just do the recall already, and put your hand up to it. You'll lose "face" doing that, than perpetuating the denial.

Oh and you've got 3 months to do it - I'll be out of contract by then, and Android's looking better by the minute.

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Re: No iphone4 for me

Just buy the damn phone and hold it my way. It's not a big deal.

- Steve.

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Sent from my iPhone.

(Sorry, couldn't resist! --dZ.)

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RE: No iphone4 for me

"And Job's comments don't help. "Hold it another way". Yeah sure..."

I had a television once that didn't get a picture - until I turned it around and stopped looking at the back of the box.

How fucking retarded do you have to be to grip the phone in the way that covers the antenna anyway? Sheesh.

I tried to hold a variety of phones by the lower left hand corener and it always resulted in either:

a, sore fingers from holding the phone strangely

b, inability to get the phone to my ear

c, inability to pick up my voice since my hand was int he way of the mic

So how so many people have managed it "in the wild" is a mystery!

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Fail right back

As a left hander, it's remarkably easy to cover that bottom corner with your palm or the inside length of your thumb, rather than individual fingers.

I think the point that's so transparently passed you by is that it's the antenna placement/grounding protection that's retarded here...not the method of grasping. Unless you're an octopus or something.

All the industrial designers back in my day at uni had it drummed into them many times - ergonomics first, function second, cosmetics third. Obviously the future Apple designers were off drinking during that class.

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All things to good men?

If I want a top flight digital camera then I will pull my top flight digital camera out of the bag.

If I want to make a phone call then I will use a phone.

The list goes on.

A Unix bod once told me that a good application was one that did one thing only and did that one thing well. He's right.

If I want to use a phone then I will grab my crappy old phone which I have had for almost ten years and make a call on it. It works. If I want to look at some code or analyse a database the last thing I would want to do is to ever think to myself "I know, I will use my phone."

When I am in the mountains i make sure that I have a map and compass. I have used a map and compass for ever and have never take a step wrong. I would not wish to use a mobile phone.

So let's take it back a bit. If I am out there in, say, Snowdonia taking landscapes I wouldn't reach for a mobile phone. I'd reach for my DSLR and tripod. If I wanted to call home to say that I got it then, yes, a phone would be useful.

But really, all this hoopla about all these phones, be they Apple, Sony or whatever, is utter nonsense. It's snake oil gone mad.

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Coming soon!

The iGlove to hold your iPhone.

Available in white at $24.99 or £67.95 in the UK.

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@Laws of physics

Just change the laws of physics.

It's no big deal.

Sent from my...wait...has this become a meme? Damn...

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Other manufacturers are not immune...

Plenty of youtube vids of Droid owners suffering reception problems too!

and Nokia do tell you how to hold your phone too lol...

http://www.appleinsider.com/articles/10/06/28/nokia_pokes_at_iphone_4_death_grip_gets_called_on_it.html

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@K 4

Thanks for that!

Were I a fanboi like all the Fandroids out there I'd revel in this moment, but that's spiteful and to be honest it sickens me that anyone would be so happy at anyone's misfortune.

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Are you saying that this excuses Apple?

The brakes don't work on my Audi.

That's not a fault because the brakes don’t work on this Toyota either.

What an idiotic and desperate argument.

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WTF?

ALL phones lose reception when you cradle them in your hand.

It's pretty basic science.

Humans aren't great at being transparent to passing electromagnetic frequencies. If they were, X-rays wouldn't be of any bloody use!

I've had *exactly* the same reception problems with my tuppence-ha'penny Nokia 2630. It's not unique to bloody iPhones. If anything, Apple's phone does at least seem to be a bit more *honest* about its signal strength, which is more than any of the Nokias I've owned.

Frankly, given the reports of the vastly improved reception and better battery life, I'd rather buy an iPhone 4 than any of the tat Motorola have been churning out of late.

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@Marcus oblivious

Where did anyone say that Apple is excused? Please point it out.

And are you saying that your reaction (and others on here) to the other manufacturers with this same problem was the same? Did you go on forums and attack them? How many posts on the Toyota problem?

Seems a desperate and pathetic attempt to paint Apple more wrong than others. Although that is a popular game on el reg - sheep running around frolicking and following each other around attacking anything remotely not 100% anti-Apple.

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To all you blind downvoters

Thank you for making my point.

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@ AC 12:52 I compared them equally

"Where did anyone say that Apple is excused?"

I am assuming you are just jumping to conclusions as it is an almost constant theme on this issue.

Obviously you are in such a need to dismiss my argument you failed to read it correctly.

If you learn some comprehension you will see that I equated the problem and did not rate one over the other.

The only thing pathetic is the relentless defence of the iPhone by people like yourself who cannot accept reality.

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@Markus something

Nice one, deflect from the original argument, thanks for playing, you lose the argument, and I win. Thank you.

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Learn to read

My name is Marcus not Markus.

Oh, and grow up.

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actually

speaking form a purely personal standpoint the 2 issues i have with iPPLE are

a> jobs is a cock

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b> they symbolise the style over content\form over function model that lies between most things that i dispise.

given this i think you will understand my glee at

a> them fucking up the function

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b> jobs being a cock about it and telling his customers it's their fault.

Simples!

or perhaps you are just reading this wrong :D

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actually...

the breaks on your audi DO work, you are just pressing the pedal wrong

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Paris Hilton

Can you give me the number for your dealer?

Cos your clearly taking some impressive shit!

"vastly improved reception" - improved over what exactly the level of reception you get when using a dead chicken as a telephone?

The iPhone 4 ariel is an elementary design fault, even hard core apple fans I know are not happy with it, its not a problem that hits other phones in the same way for the simple reason that other phones have proper ariels and not a couple of bits of paperclip tucked on the side!

Having owned Nokia, Samsung, Motorola, Palm, Blackberry, HTC and god knows what other phones over the years I can happily say that none of them require me to put the phone on a table and shout at it to get a signal.

If Apple are as "honest" as you seem to say why are they spinning away about this issue and making claims that dont stand up about other manufacturers suffering the same problem?

Paris - More honest than the fanboi it seems!

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Learn to read

-there's probably an app for that.

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"This applies even if without the antenna covered it can pick up calls from Mars."

If this thing has a really good reception except when I grip it in a certain way with sweaty hands I would happily either avoid gripping it this way in badly covered areas or just install a case/bumper.

This would be different if it had just average reception which gets only worse if you hold it in the wrong way, but this doesn't seem to be the case.

Curiously, the same Anandtech article states that the WiFi radio gets a boost of +10dB if you grip the WiFi-antenna part of the frame. Being able to squeeze better reception out of a phone by touching it in certain ways somehow appeals to my geek mind ;-)

Hey, it's a magic device after all. So just learn your magic grip, will you?

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Conspiracy: Gizmodo killed the iPhone 4!

Now before you all start flaming me, let me explain:

* iPhone 4 starts to near completion - iOS is ready, internals assembled, awaiting testing on antenna.

* Engineer is unchained from his Cupertino dungeon for an antenna strength field test.

* Revelling in his new found freedom, he is overwhelmed by strange sensations such as sunlight and the lack of whips.

* He seeks refreshment at a nearby tent and after having the tiniest sip of beer, he is immediately rendered unconcscious.

* A nearby Apple fanboi recognises the burning brand mark on the engineer's arm and immediately sets about rifling through his pockets, discovering the iPhone prototype.

* Absconding with his ill-gotten gain, he starts whoring the phone out to various tech blogs, eventually striking gold with the Apple sycophants otherwise known as Gizmodo.

* Various underhand dealings take place, resulting in transfers of money and the unfinished prototype, otherwise known as selling stolen goods.

* Meanwhile, Mount Jobs erupts - they still don't have any feedback on the antenna performance and the sweatshops, er, manufacturing lines in China are almost ready to start production.

* Gizmodo proudly announces, like a child showing you a full potty: "LOOK MA WE HAZ NU iPHONEZ!"

* More underhand dealings take place and Jason Chen's front door gets kicked in by the cops.

* Unholy father and unnatural spawn are finally reunited but Apple run out of time for product testing and the prototype gets shipped out to China.

* Engineer also shipped out to China to work at Foxcomm, where he is quoted as enjoying the relaxed and friendly working environment and the softer whips the overseers use.

* iPhone 4 launch day arrives and the prototype is shipped to Apple's flagship store. None of the others have actually been made yet in order to simulate stock shortages.

* Early adopter starts whining about antenna reception.

So there you have it - how one techblog's enthusiasm for a product caused said product to fail miserably!

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Might not be far from the truth

I wouldn't be surprised if you aren't far from the truth. I remember the Reg ran a story a while back suggesting that Apple had more than one iPhone 4 prototype and that the one stolen was a higher spec prototype than the others.

The leak might have forced Apple's hand into shipping a device they weren't ready to sell. The world expected the glass backed iPhone 4 with front facing camera so they had to give it to them, rather than going back to the drawing board or having time to engineer a solution. It would certainly explain why Apple had bumpers on the shelves in time for launch and why FaceTime is WiFi only.

Anyway, conspiracy theories aside, I've not really had any problems with signal on my iPhone 4 except when I try to replicate the problem! Generally I don't hold it in the way that causes the problem (and that's not because I'm holding it the way Steve tells me to, it's just my hand doesn't cover the bottom left when I hold mine).

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Applause..

.. I am not even sure you're far off. After all, the guy never got to test the phone due to the Gizmodo shenanigans - maybe they can sue Gizmodo for that? If so, I hope they wait until I have got myself some popcorn, could be fun to watch. Smug techno-git versus tech high priest..

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Yes...the "camouflage" Iphone 3GS case was a bumper...

The Gizmodo Iphone 4 prototype DID have a plastic bumper case on it. So perhaps Jobs and his sycophants knew all along that this was necessary in order to actually "use" the phone . Alternatively, perhaps their penchant for top-secret field testing with this camouflage coating did not allow them to discover the folly of their crappy Iphone 4 antenna design...combined with their new admission that they were misrepresenting the actual signal strength by showing too many bars on the signal strength display.

What a well-run, reliable company.

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